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A number of reasons why the chicken crossed the road.
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road.
This is a complete fabrication.
In fact, we do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either for us or against us.
There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
ofthe chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there may be potential for this chicken
capability, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I env ision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
felt accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads.
You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only hen.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
ARSENE_ WENGER
What chicken? I did not see it.
ALEX FERGUSON
The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly, and no one Beckham
is bigger than this club.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your cheque book - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was
rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER_ SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
Maybe years old. Still funny though.
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Maybe years old. Still funny though.
Kidding, I like the Bush quote
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Ah, that was worth repeating. Maybe it made the rounds before, but it's still a goodie.
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Ahh, remember the days when all people did was forward stuff like this to each other?
Naturally LBK gets a pass because she was like 7 at the time...
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That's a classic.
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Cool post lil'babykitten.
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Originally posted by paully dub:
Naturally LBK gets a pass because she was like 7 at the time...
heh
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Originally posted by paully dub:
Ahh, remember the days when all people did was forward stuff like this to each other?
Naturally LBK gets a pass because she was like 7 at the time...
When? 1996?
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A classic, haven't read that in ages ..
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Originally posted by Peter:
That's off.
This was way before the old timeline graphic.
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
in other news, your nick is cute
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
That's off.
This was way before the old timeline graphic.
pfft. Do you want a disclamer on it too?
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First time seeing it for me. I lawled.
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Originally posted by Peter:
pfft. Do you want a disclamer on it too?
Oh sorry.
I didn't realize that the chicken had exceeded your allotted daily humor allowance.
-s*
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My favourite:
HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
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A few more:
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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First time for me too... Very
But who's "Tricia"?
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Originally posted by Peter:
in other news, your nick is cute
thanky!
Originally posted by Ois�n:
First time for me too... Very
But who's "Tricia"?
I think she's a chat show host.
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I've seen some of these before, but not all. Good thing you explained "Tricia". I was thinking Tricia Nixon...??!
And good additions by soul searching
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LBK:
It crossed the road because that kitten was looking mighty hungry.
theolein:
Remaining objective about the chicken is almost impossible. You have to look at the chicken's background and place that into context....
Zimbo:
That chicken was just a projection
Ca$h:
**** the chicken! It saw me coming in my Neon.
SimeyTheLimey:
I studied chickens for 7 years, you know.
WDLove:
I sincerely hope that the chicken crossed the road safely.
DemondHood:
There are live chickens and there are dead chickens. This one's dead. And it tastes good too.
Tooki:
That chicken is exceeding the maximum allowed width of 460 pixels.
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Originally posted by theolein:
LBK:
It crossed the road because that kitten was looking mighty hungry.
theolein:
Remaining objective about the chicken is almost impossible. You have to look at the chicken's background and place that into context....
Zimbo:
That chicken was just a projection
Ca$h:
**** the chicken! It saw me coming in my Neon.
SimeyTheLimey:
I studied chickens for 7 years, you know.
WDLove:
I sincerely hope that the chicken crossed the road safely.
DemondHood:
There are live chickens and there are dead chickens. This one's dead. And it tastes good too.
Tooki:
That chicken is exceeding the maximum allowed width of 460 pixels.
You people know each other too well...
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If we're talking about the same one, then Tricia is Trisha. She does a Ricki Lake type show on TV in Britain. Same old junk as the American shows, without the yank accents .
By the way, I hadn't seen the chicken crossing ther road thing before, very funny.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Originally posted by theolein:
WDLove:
I sincerely hope that the chicken crossed the road safely.
hee hee....
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Originally posted by theolein:
LBK:
It crossed the road because that kitten was looking mighty hungry.
theolein:
Remaining objective about the chicken is almost impossible. You have to look at the chicken's background and place that into context....
Zimbo:
That chicken was just a projection
Ca$h:
**** the chicken! It saw me coming in my Neon.
SimeyTheLimey:
I studied chickens for 7 years, you know.
WDLove:
I sincerely hope that the chicken crossed the road safely.
DemondHood:
There are live chickens and there are dead chickens. This one's dead. And it tastes good too.
Tooki:
That chicken is exceeding the maximum allowed width of 460 pixels.
OY you! I had the exact same idea in mind!
ZIMPHIRE:
Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Why
Spin. 100% silly.
Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Did the Chicken Cross
I never said it did you're projecting
Rascist!!!1!!!!!!!one!!one!!111
LERKFISH:
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SIMEYTHELIMEY:
I saw a chicken cross the road once when I was in the army - it was my seventh year there.
DCOLTON:
I see no evidence of a chicken crossing the road - all I hear is a lot of apologists that seem to want the chicken to have crossed the road. I want to see photos.
THEOLEIN:
How the fu�k should I know why the fu�king chicken crossed the f�cking road?
LOGIC:
SPLIFFDADDY:
What is Iceland going to do about it?
SOD OF SADR / UDAY'S CARCASS / DEAD-GUY-OF-THE-MONTH:
HAHAHA! Filthy, terrorist appeasing, European chicken - rot in your apostatic, socialist paradise!
JOHN F.SMITH:
What's your favorite chicken?, why?
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
SPLIFFDADDY:
What is Iceland going to do about it?
JOHN F.SMITH:
What's your favorite chicken?, why?
Genius, you are!
Spliffdaddy:
My chicken is overclocked to cross the road at least twice as fast as the Apple chicken, and it's much cheaper, too. Plus it has these copper wings.
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
LERKFISH:
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that one is awesome
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thePurpleGiant:
Photoshop chicken crosses the road.
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Just to get to the other side, wanting to see what it doesn't have.
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Oisin:
In Beijing chickens cross the road because my flat is so small and ugly.
Voyageur:
Is that a sea gerkin or is that a chicken?
Gorickey:
Gorickey says the chicken made a home run.
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"If Bush says we hate freedom, let him tell us why we didn't attack Sweden, for example. OBL 29th oct
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Originally posted by theolein:
Voyageur:
Is that a sea gerkin or is that a chicken?
AaagH, you! I will never live that picture down! Where is the red-faced smilie when you need it?
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Originally posted by voyageur:
Where is the red-faced smilie when you need it?
Will this do?
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Thanks, lbk--I'll save that one. Somehow I have a feeling I'll be needing it again in the future.....
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Originally posted by theolein:
Gorickey:
Gorickey says the chicken made a home run.
Well done.
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Originally posted by voyageur:
Thanks, lbk--I'll save that one. Somehow I have a feeling I'll be needing it again in the future.....
Sorry, just my mind playing tricks on me again, honest
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KELLY HOGAN:
**** off with these questions! Do you have any idea who I am?
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