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Destonius · May 4, 2005, 11:16 AM

I'm glad that at least someone is entertained.

At least I'm not stuck with unwanted kids, born again Christian wife, who was normal before the marriage, and a mortgage from hell like my highschool roommate.
Thank God, my ex didn't get pregnant. Phew... Close call.
(Never trust thin rubbers and use plenty of lubricant when dry.)

I'm going to be pimpin' across the universe, so watch out ladies!!

I've got to break the 3 digit barrier. I'm on a mission, sort of.
But first, I've got to go to bed.

mitchell_pgh · May 4, 2005, 11:33 AM

Why don't you try something like sending her a note.

If you want to get back with me, check this box _
If you want me to stalk you, check this box _
If you want me to show how cool I can by by being angry at the other guy, check this box _

turtle777 · May 4, 2005, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Destonius

At least I'm not stuck with unwanted kids, born again Christian wife, who was normal before the marriage, and a mortgage from hell like my highschool roommate.

Yeah, right, your life is challenging enough with what you have right now, you probably couldn't handle any more...

-t

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 11:52 AM

Jeez, you guys really love me, don't you?
If I could make a penny for every bashing or laugh I get,
I'll be a billionaire by the time I get up tomorrow morning.

One of his wife's sister was hot and used to have a big crush on me.
Last I heard, she's a stripper in Lexington, Kentucky. Why not?

Time for bed. Sweet dreams people.

turtle777 · May 4, 2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Destonius

One of his wife's sister was hot and used to have a big crush on me.
Last I heard, she's a stripper in Lexington, Kentucky. Why not?

Please spare us. I already hear you whining about that stripper, flirting with someone else behind your back. Get a clue ! Get a life !

-t

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 12:04 PM

I just remembered about the stripper girl out of blue. That's all.
Haven't even thought about her for 3~4 years. Nice girl. Very pretty.

I got a life, thank you. It's just zigzag and non-linear.
Besides, what the hell do you mean by 'life' anyway?

nredman · May 4, 2005, 12:43 PM

hey whats a good way to get a thread locked up? i want to get this thread locked...it sucks

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 03:49 PM

I agree. Get it locked up please.
Anyone know how?

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 04:13 PM

I just wrote an e-mail to the administrator, requesting this thread to be locked up as proposed.
It has served its purpose and it's time to move on. I hope that works.

It's been therapeutic experience for me and I thank all those who have shared their wisdom and experience with me, including all the criticism and bashing. Thank you.

PS : this was nothing compared to the incredibly romantic and painful affair I had when I was 19 with a Uma Thurman look alike 46 year old lady with a husband and two kids in Deep South that lasted for 2 years. We even went to India together for a week. Insane in the membrane.

nredman · May 4, 2005, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Destonius

I just wrote an e-mail to the administrator, requesting this thread to be locked up as proposed.
It has served its purpose and it's time to move on. I hope that works.

It's been therapeutic experience for me and I thank all those who have shared their wisdom and experience with me, including all the criticism and bashing. Thank you.

PS : this was nothing compared to the incredibly romantic and painful affair I had when I was 19 with a Uma Thurman look alike 46 year old lady with a husband and two kids in Deep South that lasted for 2 years. We even went to India together for a week. Insane in the membrane.

i'd bash you but i dont know you. i will pray for you though.

turtle777 · May 4, 2005, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Destonius

PS : this was nothing compared to the incredibly romantic and painful affair I had when I was 19 with a Uma Thurman look alike 46 year old lady with a husband and two kids in Deep South that lasted for 2 years. We even went to India together for a week. Insane in the membrane.

If you're for real, you are a sick bastard, if you are lying, you are a petty idiot. In any case, I pitty you.

-t

finboy · May 4, 2005, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Destonius

Seems that lot of you guys are students or without real-life experiences.
Stuff like this is pretty common, you know.

It may be pretty common, but your arguments here lead me to believe that you're the one without real-life experiences.

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 05:58 PM

Bluh, bluh, bluh. It's a relative universe, people. Get over it.

Someone please lock this up.

turtle777 · May 4, 2005, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Destonius

Bluh, bluh, bluh. It's a relative universe, people. Get over it.

*sigh*

-t

0s and 1s · May 4, 2005, 06:03 PM

Mmmm.....Japanese strippers!

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 06:32 PM

Um, that stripper chick is 100% made in America, Southern caucasian girl.
Damn, I miss Waffle House. Scattered, smothered & covered and country music on juke box.
I dug Ale81 drink when I visited my friend in KY (jelly) too. Good ol' days.
I even miss them rednecks with neon colored pickup trucks and big haired country girls.
Always wondered who buys and eats them pickled pig feet though.
One of life's greatest mysteries.

Chill out people, it's not like I'm trying to justify my acts or seek approvals.
As I mentioned above, I created this thread out of blue and I'm now trying to shut it down.
I'm not religious, as most Japanese are, so I have zero religious guilt.
It's all relative and personal for me. (and for my Ex)
Besides, you don't have to read this jive, you know.

So, is writing the administrator the way to lock up this thread?

nredman · May 4, 2005, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Destonius

Um, that stripper chick is 100% made in America, Southern caucasian girl.
Damn, I miss Waffle House. Scattered, smothered & covered and country music on juke box.
I dug Ale81 drink when I visited my friend in KY (jelly) too. Good ol' days.
I even miss them rednecks with neon colored pickup trucks and big haired country girls.
Always wondered who buys and eats them pickled pig feet though.
One of life's greatest mysteries.

Chill out people, it's not like I'm trying to justify my acts or seek approvals.
As I mentioned above, I created this thread out of blue and I'm now trying to shut it down.
I'm not religious, as most Japanese are, so I have zero religious guilt.
It's all relative and personal for me. (and for my Ex) You don't have to read this, you know.

So, is writing the administrator the way to lock up this thread?

you could delete all your posts in this thread and then no one will reply - then it will just die slowly

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 06:47 PM

Nay, that's too much work. I'll just stop writing back now, so you can stop too.
Let it all sink to the abyss of Macnn thread graveyard. Amen.

0s and 1s · May 4, 2005, 10:34 PM

Well, if you post more pictures of the local Japanese women, I'll keep this damn thread alive! Now I'm hungry for sushi....

Destonius · May 4, 2005, 10:59 PM

You mean, like these girls? Small gifts before the thread gets locked up.

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0s and 1s · May 4, 2005, 11:54 PM

Yum....yum....and yum. I swear I'm visiting Japan for a couple of weeks after I graduate college. Although I don't think they're into a Mexican/American with a small mix of German kind of guy...

E's Lil Theorem · May 4, 2005, 11:56 PM

You keep placing extra tags around your images. You only need one "[img]" to open it and one "[/img]" to close it. Seeing that your images are hosted on Photobucket, they give you the exact code you need to place images here. Just copy and paste them on here. You don't need to then come here and click on "insert image."

Originally Posted by Destonius

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I like these three femmes. Nice

0s and 1s · May 4, 2005, 11:58 PM

<---I'll have her with a small coke...to go.

Destonius · May 5, 2005, 12:04 AM

Sure, they'll love you. They are going to be all over you.
Japanese girls, especially the type you see here, love foreigners, red, black, white or purple.
I used to know an Oz guy who taught English for a 1 year in Tokyo who got
hooked up with more than 40 girls, he lost count, without even trying.
Makes me want to go back to SE Asia where I was getting that kind of attention all the time.

Japanese girls are probably among the easiest in the world.
(That doesn't mean, it's that easy for me, unfortunately.)
They are not religiously inhibited, and Japan has always been a kinky sleaze loving country,
especially back in the days before damn Confucianism came over to make everything boring.

Sorry about the tags. I just discovered photo thing yesterday.
I'll soon discover that the earth is flat.

0s and 1s · May 5, 2005, 12:17 AM

What? Holy ****...! The world is flat and Japanese women are easy??? Oh man, I really have to head over there and teach English. I've always wanted to learn to speak Japanese. Hmm.....

Destonius · May 5, 2005, 12:26 AM

I guarantee you that you'll get hooked up without even trying.
You'll probably have the problem of turning them down once you
find the girl you really enjoy being with. I'm serious.

I'm not a nationalist, but I've met a lot of foreigners that have really
enjoyed their experience in Japan, male and female. Foreigners don't
have to deal with all the bs the natives have to, so you get the best of
everything. Plus, you can just pack up and leave if you don't like it.

I think I'm going out for good ol' KFC action now. Cheers!!

Sealobo · May 5, 2005, 06:04 AM

This thread is gold... LOL~

Destonius · May 5, 2005, 07:32 AM

It's a question of turning the gold fingers into the sticky fingers.

porieux · 07:49 AM

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Destonius · May 11, 2005, 04:44 AM

Hey, man, I thought that this thread was dead. Let the dead RIP, brotherz & sisterz. Know what I'm sayin'? Word up!!

(Yarn...)

I've got a lot of good things happening now, but I'm going to grill that bi$@h just for the sake of being evil. Gonna get medieval & old school all the way. She's gonna have to split with her new BF and go back to being a good wife and all. God, I'm so cruel.

Meanwhile, I'm out having fun right here in Tokyo. I've already got a date hooked up with a girl this Saturday at an all night trance party. Costs me fortune, but it'll be fun. Can't wait 'til I go back to Goa, India on Christmans and New Years for non-stop partying. Oh yeah, I've got to go to another job interview on Friday. Sigh...

By the way, you can find all those hot girls above at a Japanese porn site. (Yeah, I know. I'm the only one in the entire universe that has ever viewed internet porn. I'm also responsible for the failure of Sega Dream Cast and the extinction of the Cromagnon race.

) Google real street angels, if you too want to join the dark side.

rparke1 · Jan 25, 2006, 08:48 PM

i know i know, this is a REALLY old thread, BUT i was just got dumped, hehe, and she HATES those porn email spam things and so i went atleast a 100 porn websites and put her address in those email me with anouncement things. :-D i wonder how much spam shes getting. oooo, and atleast 15 of them were sick porn sites too

moonmonkey · Jan 25, 2006, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by Randman

You're a pr1ck for messing around with a married woman, regardless of if you started the affair before her wedding. And she's pretty trashy for having an affair in the first place.

Secondly, your thinking of striking back shows you're immature. She could turn around and file harassment/stalking charges on you.

Move on, grow up and try and meet chicks who aren't attached next time.

I agree completly.

If you mess with a married woman you are lucky not to get your head kicked in.

Spliffdaddy · Jan 25, 2006, 11:00 PM

I met my exwife while she was married.

That statement looks odd, but is correctly worded.

Anyhow, the best relationships are the kind where only two people know about it. Sneaking around adds quite a lot of excitement.

There are a lot of nice men and women who are in 'bad' marriages. If they were happy, then they wouldn't be involved in an extramarital affair.

There's no need to condemn a person to a life of misery just because they married the wrong person.

Anyone is fair game - if they're willing.

leehotti · Jan 25, 2006, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Randman

You're a pr1ck for messing around with a married woman, regardless of if you started the affair before her wedding. And she's pretty trashy for having an affair in the first place.

Secondly, your thinking of striking back shows you're immature. She could turn around and file harassment/stalking charges on you.

Move on, grow up and try and meet chicks who aren't attached next time.

Yeah, I hope the guy finds out and pounds your ass. Actually, I hope that you fall in love and get married and find out your wife has been ****ing some dude since before you were married til the time you found out.

Railroader · Jan 26, 2006, 02:49 AM

More love from the Christian hater I see.

JoshuaZ · Jan 26, 2006, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by 0s and 1s

Mmmm.....Japanese strippers!

I second that one. Mmmm... they are good.

That gives me an idea about this weekend.

How I love my job teaching English. Oh so much.

himself · Jan 26, 2006, 08:08 AM

What happened to the pics? damn...

ShotgunEd · Jan 26, 2006, 08:59 AM

this thread is excellent.

broken english, tales of romance and deceit and a violent conclusion.

Destonius, you should be a writer.

nredman · Jan 26, 2006, 03:27 PM

i remember this thread - hopefully it gets locked up - but it is a classic

residentEvil · Jan 26, 2006, 03:32 PM

didn't read much of it...

however

a highschool roommate? wtf?

JoshuaZ · Jan 26, 2006, 11:06 PM

I wish the pictures worked.