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viperstrike · Jul 1, 2005, 07:01 PM

From our local newspaper (Santa Barbara, CA), this dog won the ugliest dog contest...and i think it deserved to win...eeek!

Link, but need paid subscription. However, this pic was on the main web site:

Wasn't this one of the devil dogs protecting Zoul in Ghostbusters?

olePigeon · Jul 1, 2005, 07:05 PM

Looks like that Rat Monkey from that zombie movie (forgot the name.)

PlacidTubs · Jul 1, 2005, 07:06 PM

You mean Braindead (or Dead Alive depending on the country). Awesome film, and yes, that dog does look like the rat monkey.

andreas_g4 · Jul 1, 2005, 07:08 PM

Braindead

Unbelievable this guy made LOTR.

And that dog can't be real. I hope not!

PlacidTubs · Jul 1, 2005, 07:10 PM

Not that unbelievable. Braindead is superbly directed, and there are some subtle references to Braindead in Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson is a legend.

andreas_g4 · Jul 1, 2005, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by PlacidTubs

Not that unbelievable. Braindead is superbly directed, and there are some subtle references to Braindead in Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson is a legend.

Tell me about that references. Please. Really, I mean it.

ps: God damn, is that dog ugly! I can't get over it. I wanted to go to sleep. Now I can't. I'd poo my pants if I would see that thing at night...

PlacidTubs · Jul 1, 2005, 07:29 PM

Elizabeth Moody (who played the mother in braindead) playing Lobelia Sackville-Baggins in Fellowship of the Ring, and playing in exactly the same kind of way as when she is a zombie in Braindead for one. There are a couple of others, but its late, im tired and can't remember them. When I remember I'll post.

el chupacabra · Jul 1, 2005, 10:14 PM

that dogs even uglyer than me...

JoshuaZ · Jul 1, 2005, 10:27 PM

Are you sure thats not a Rat? That thing is horrible!

KeriVit · Jul 1, 2005, 10:34 PM

ICK! we need a cutest Mac NN dog indsead. That' a face only a mother could love.

ManOfSteal · Jul 1, 2005, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

ICK! we need a cutest Mac NN dog indsead. That' a face only a mother could love.

Kevin · Jul 1, 2005, 10:51 PM

KeriVit · Jul 1, 2005, 10:57 PM

My lil buddy- Ty-Dawg....

viperstrike · Jul 1, 2005, 11:32 PM

Since I was the one who posted the ugly dog, I guess I should add to the cute dogs as well.

Apple Pro Underwear · Jul 2, 2005, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by viperstrike

From our local newspaper (Santa Barbara, CA), this dog won the ugliest dog contest...and i think it deserved to win...eeek!

Link, but need paid subscription. However, this pic was on the main web site:

Wasn't this one of the devil dogs protecting Zoul in Ghostbusters?

HOLY GOOGLY MOGGLY THAT IS UGLY!

jahahahaha

thank bro

scaught · Jul 2, 2005, 12:43 PM

jesus ****ing christ.

what the ****. thats not ugly, theres something wrong with that dog. is it even alive?

Demonhood · Jul 2, 2005, 03:28 PM

if i saw that thing walking around, i'd have to use every fiber in my body to restrain from killing it with fire.

tooki · Jul 2, 2005, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by viperstrike

From our local newspaper (Santa Barbara, CA), this dog won the ugliest dog contest...and i think it deserved to win...eeek!

Link, but need paid subscription.

It's on the Associated Press, google news has dozens of free links to the same article with the same picture.

That really is the gnarliest dog EVER. Dear dog that thing's ugly. It looks like it's gone for a swim in a deep fryer or something.

tooki

nredman · Jul 2, 2005, 09:56 PM

i am going have nightmares tonight man - damn scary if you ask me

Kevin · Jul 2, 2005, 09:58 PM

I am going to have nightmares about that dog.

I just know it.

Kevin · Jul 2, 2005, 09:58 PM

I am going to have nightmares about that dog.

I just know it.

CreepingDeth · Jul 2, 2005, 10:47 PM

HOLY ****ING **** THAT IS UGLY!

JESUS ****ING CHRIST!! Was that a stillborn hellhound that got boiling grease poured on it? DEAR GOD! New Ugliness.™

Wow…that face will be with me forever. IT'S SO GOD DAMN UGLY! IT'S JUST…this has to be fake. I mean, it looks like Gollumn! THAT IS STILL THE UGLIEST ****ING DOG I'VE EVER SEEN! SOMEONE MURDER IT! IT DOES NOT DESERVE LIFE IT'S SO UGLY…

But it makes a great sig.

Master Ken · Jul 2, 2005, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by el chupacabra

that dogs even uglyer than me...

Take that back U.....

Kevin · Jul 2, 2005, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

But it makes a great sig.

I'LL KILL j00

CreepingDeth · Jul 2, 2005, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

I'LL KILL j00

WHY TEH KILL M3?!

Sealobo · Jul 3, 2005, 02:17 AM

counterweight:

wdlove · Jul 3, 2005, 10:14 AM

Looking at the picture makes me very sad. It appears that the dog has a deformity and a disease of some type.

amsalpemkcus · Jul 3, 2005, 01:13 PM

Oh how cute! Behind that ugliness there surely is a warm friendly soul the needs some cuddling!

Cody Dawg · Jul 3, 2005, 02:45 PM

Demonhood
if i saw that thing walking around, i'd have to use every fiber in my body to restrain from killing it with fire.

Looks like someone already did!

Here's Jake, our Silky Terrier. Here he is in his favorite place, a straw bag. He is 6 pounds of pure love. He and I just had broiled sirloin tips smothered in pepperjack cheese and green chiles for lunch. He loves it in his various bags - which are also used to carry him in wherever I go...love you, Jake!

Cody Dawg · Jul 3, 2005, 02:51 PM

I'll post one article about this dog.

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. -- The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance -- until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."

Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest -- and fans' hearts -- for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

"So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," she said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."

Sam will appear in this weekend's Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam's now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he'll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed's boyfriend, where the World's Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.

PlacidTubs · Jul 3, 2005, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by viperstrike

The resemblence is uncanny.

itistoday · Jul 3, 2005, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

HOLY ****ING **** THAT IS UGLY!

JESUS ****ING CHRIST!! Was that a stillborn hellhound that got boiling grease poured on it? DEAR GOD! New Ugliness.™

Wow…that face will be with me forever. IT'S SO GOD DAMN UGLY! IT'S JUST…this has to be fake. I mean, it looks like Gollumn! THAT IS STILL THE UGLIEST ****ING DOG I'VE EVER SEEN! SOMEONE MURDER IT! IT DOES NOT DESERVE LIFE IT'S SO UGLY…

But it makes a great sig.

ROFL!!! Best. Reaction. Ever.

The Godfather · Jul 3, 2005, 05:37 PM

No doubt this dog is going to be bred with the ugliest bitch ever. Just imagine the litter!

CreepingDeth · Jul 6, 2005, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by itistoday

ROFL!!! Best. Reaction. Ever.

How so?

d.fine · Jul 6, 2005, 10:35 AM

Yikes, that's a fugly dog, looks like it came straight from hell. Who would want that as a pet? It scares the living sh*t out of the children and visitors.

"Hi, I'm Adam, this is my wife Eve, and this is our dog, Troll"
"Aaaaahhh!!! What the F*ck is that?"

Originally Posted by PlacidTubs

The resemblence is uncanny.

so true

RAILhead · Jul 6, 2005, 01:48 PM

CreepingDeth · Jul 6, 2005, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

*Stolen*

Anyone have my 'hit it' picture with the black guy with those awful teeth?

RAILhead · Jul 6, 2005, 02:05 PM

What do you mean stolen?

ThinkInsane · Jul 6, 2005, 02:08 PM

"I can appreciate his wanting to look all menacing, but Jesus Christ! It's going to take my therapist the rest of my life to get that image out of my head!"- The Monarch The Venture Bros.

Millennium · Jul 6, 2005, 02:09 PM

My wife and I are planning to get a papillon puppy next summer. It'll probably look something like this.

CreepingDeth · Jul 6, 2005, 02:10 PM

It was a joke.

RAILhead · Jul 6, 2005, 02:11 PM

Millennium · Jul 6, 2005, 02:46 PM

No subscription needed here. The pic isn't as... er... special, though. Apparently his owner was diagnosed with cancer and she took him into radioactive isolation with her for a week. Obviously this doesn't explain everything, but maybe it explains a little?

Millennium · Jul 6, 2005, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

[Fark image snipped]

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

TailsToo · Jul 6, 2005, 03:12 PM

Ugh - it makes me sick just looking at it!!!

RAILhead · Aug 15, 2005, 10:54 AM

Heh, here's a "new" shot of that freaking ugly dog:

turtle777 · Aug 15, 2005, 11:32 AM

Effing unbelievable. WTF ?

-t

Nivag · Aug 15, 2005, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

Heh, here's a "new" shot of that freaking ugly dog:

what?!?! there's two of them dogs?

andreas_g4 · Aug 15, 2005, 11:37 AM

WOW! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT! This freaks me out!

11!!11!!! Duck and cover !!!11!!!

Now, that I'm thinking of it - is that woman a show off b*tch? Why does she present the dog that way...

RAzaRazor · Aug 15, 2005, 11:43 AM