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Sep 3, 2005, 02:13 PM
 
can anyone else think of three random words which guarantee that a thread will get looked at?
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 03:07 PM
 
Not sure about random words, but this formula is likely to work:

[Famous, good looking chick's name] & [boobies, panties, naked]

For example: Jessica Alba Panties or Catherine Zeta-Jones Boobs
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 03:38 PM
 
{member_name} + {explitive}

= instant lock

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Sep 3, 2005, 04:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by DeathToWindows
{member_name} + {explitive}

= instant lock
Very true, but we're talking about threads being looked at, not locked

Originally Posted by m a d r a
...will get looked at?
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 04:25 PM
 
My new pussy!
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 04:30 PM
 
Random words? Well, I wrote a quick script and it came up (and I must stress this is randomly - no interference by me. I promise...) with:

anal bill gates

How strange.
Just who are Britain? What do they? Who is them? And why?

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Sep 3, 2005, 04:31 PM
 
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Sep 3, 2005, 05:25 PM
 
Originally Posted by m a d r a
can anyone else think of three random words which guarantee that a thread will get looked at?
  • Apple bankrupt - again
  • I love you
  • Forum Design Screenshots
  • Cash buys SUV
  • Superchicken goes Bhuddism
  • Cody marries Randman
  • Zimph, SWG engaged
  • US vs. Europe (alternatively: Europe vs. US)
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 05:29 PM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
  • Apple bankrupt - again
  • I love you
  • Forum Design Screenshots
  • Cash buys SUV
  • Superchicken goes Bhuddism
  • Cody marries Randman
  • Zimph, SWG engaged
  • US vs. Europe (alternatively: Europe vs. US)
several of those were even more far-fetched than the original!
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 05:31 PM
 
Just use my name, you'll get a good 30 views in a couple minutes. And someone will probably correct your grammar.
Or you can use the words Jesus, Gay, Christian, and Genetic in any combination of at least two and have a very lively post.
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 05:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by m a d r a
several of those were even more far-fetched than the original!
That's what you think ... they're all true

     
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Sep 3, 2005, 05:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
  • Apple bankrupt - again
  • I love you
  • Forum Design Screenshots
  • Cash buys SUV
  • Superchicken goes Bhuddism
  • Cody marries Randman
  • Zimph, SWG engaged
  • US vs. Europe (alternatively: Europe vs. US)
See, Cody and Rand... you know... you could see... maybe...
SWG and Zimph... it's just a matter of time...
But Me and Buddhism? Come on, there's religions that would be a lot more dramatic a shift but still be like... wow. Like, MacNStein converting me to Gnostism or something... not that that'd happen, but it'd make more sense than Buddhism.
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 05:56 PM
 
See, I thought Bhuddism would become you since I take you for a friendly and peaceful guy - was meant as a compliment in disguise.

     
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Sep 3, 2005, 06:50 PM
 
Free Ipod Mini
[img=http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1300/desktj.jpg]
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 07:01 PM
 
here's another one ... "inverted nipples (pics)"
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 07:17 PM
 
Gay Catholic Neanderthals
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 07:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
  • Apple bankrupt - again
  • I love you
  • Forum Design Screenshots
  • Cash buys SUV
  • Superchicken goes Bhuddism
  • Cody marries Randman
  • Zimph, SWG engaged
  • US vs. Europe (alternatively: Europe vs. US)
THAT is funny!

Heres one--"Iraqi WMDs Found"

"In a world without walls or fences, what need have we for windows or gates?"
     
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Sep 3, 2005, 07:58 PM
 
Jobs Porn Shocker
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Sep 3, 2005, 11:49 PM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
See, I thought Bhuddism would become you since I take you for a friendly and peaceful guy - was meant as a compliment in disguise.

Awww, well if it was meant as a complement OK I am a pretty friendly and peaceful guy... guess a lota Buddhists are too... I guess it's that I think absolutely nothing like the Buddhists I know... they've always come across a lil... not as cynical, or critical as I am, which is funny, I recently had the mom of a girl I was trying to woo this summer, say that she found it really interesting how I was such a solid Christian yet I was a lot more cynical and critical of things than most of the really solid Christians she knew, she liked that.
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 12:04 AM
 
Apple Conspiracy Revealed
My New Breasts
My New Chest
You All Suck
I Love C***
I Love D***
I Will Suck
Eat My Sh**
Jobs Has AIDS
Jobs Has HIV
Jobs Died Today
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Microsoft Buys Apple
Apple Buys Microsoft
Apple Burns Microsoft
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Sex Sex Sex
Boobs Boobs Boobs
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iPod nano White/4 GB

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Sep 4, 2005, 12:33 AM
 
Hell Froze Over.
I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 12:38 AM
 
Originally Posted by Lateralus
Hell Froze Over.
Or anything involving two buttons
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 12:38 AM
 
oh oh oh!

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Sep 4, 2005, 12:43 AM
 
badger cheese Demonhood
inscrutable impenetrable impregnable inconceivable
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 02:26 AM
 
- Powerbook G5 revealed
- Hyundai buys GM
- Florida declares independency
- Apple UI stinks
- Should Europe apologize?
- US invades Switzerland
- WDLove looses temper
- ManOfSteel speechless
- Mindfad's live feed
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Sep 4, 2005, 02:59 AM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
US invades Switzerland
Wasn't this dramatized on The Man Show?

Something about how having a female President would be bad because she would declare war on whatever nation whose leader was giving her a hard time when she was having PMS.

Maybe it was Sweden.
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Sep 4, 2005, 03:16 AM
 
"Why I Prefer Windows"
Making sense is overrated.


Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 04:17 AM
 
Originally Posted by The Windozer
"Why I Prefer Windows"
!!!!!!!!!!!!... Blasphemy!!!!
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 05:06 AM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
- WDLove looses temper
winnarr!!!
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 05:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by Gabriel Morales
!!!!!!!!!!!!... Blasphemy!!!!
not only is it blasphemy - it's four words. must have used windoze calculator to count them!

     
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Sep 4, 2005, 09:05 AM
 
Originally Posted by m a d r a
not only is it blasphemy - it's four words. must have used windoze calculator to count them!

[img]hilarious dissing of windows calculators[/img]
I figured that since it was this forum, It'd be okay for me to try and think different

"I Prefer Windows", then
Making sense is overrated.


Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 01:16 PM
 
"Conspiracy Proof Revealed"

That'll do it, and the body of the post really doesn't matter-the crap-storm will commence immediately. No doubt about it.

Pity too. So many of us are ready for something like that, even if we really don't believe in large conspiracies...

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Hah you got me with the title, well played. How about Gnomes Gone Wild? Or anything with "[x] Gone Wild" for that matter.
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 04:39 PM
 
I would say that everyone as contributed to a very complete list of titles that will get attention.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
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Sep 4, 2005, 08:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by Lateralus
Hell Froze Over.
This could refer to two Apple announcements this year.

Apple to switch to Intel

Mighty Mouse
     
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Sep 5, 2005, 10:51 AM
 
*******
Iuvenis Puella Alveus
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Sep 5, 2005, 11:29 AM
 
Originally Posted by OSX Abuser
*******
Iuvenis Puella Alveus
English please?

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
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Originally Posted by wdlove
English please?

A very poor Latin translation of *******
     
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Sep 6, 2005, 11:01 AM
 
Originally Posted by m a d r a
can anyone else think of three random words which guarantee that a thread will get looked at?
Ok, and now, post three random words which guarantee that a thread will get locked

-t
     
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Sep 6, 2005, 11:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
- Powerbook G5 revealed
- WDLove looses temper[/b]
I missed that before. Thank you, it brought a big smile to my face.

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Sep 6, 2005, 11:34 AM
 
Originally Posted by effgee
WDLove looses temper
Originally Posted by WDlove
What, you ***** **** **** the **** up, YOU **#&$^%# ***
Fixinated

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