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Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 04:27 AM

Can it continue?

JoshuaZ · Oct 23, 2005, 04:28 AM

As long as they keep up their biological and chemical weapons research, it will.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 04:29 AM

Some people remind me of ants. Last night while I sleeped, ants walked across my naked body.

JoshuaZ · Oct 23, 2005, 04:32 AM

Really, do you spend a lot of time in the company of ants? Would that make you an ant sympathizer?

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 04:33 AM

The ants come to me. I didn't contact them. I don't love them. I want them to die.

JoshuaZ · Oct 23, 2005, 04:38 AM

Clearly you have angry issues stemming from a horrible childhood living in Australia. The ants are your friends.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 04:46 AM

You're an ant.

King Bob On The Cob · Oct 23, 2005, 04:48 AM

Your mom's an ant.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 04:49 AM

So is your dad.

JoshuaZ · Oct 23, 2005, 04:50 AM

Clearly we've gone backwards in time to the 3rd grade.

King Bob On The Cob · Oct 23, 2005, 04:51 AM

Your mom's backwards in time to the 3rd grade.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 04:52 AM

Can we get back to ants please. What do you think of the anger towards the ants of the world king of the cob?

King Bob On The Cob · Oct 23, 2005, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Can we get back to ants please. What do you think of the anger towards the ants of the world king of the cob?

You're before the editing one was much funnier. (Which I guess means you are sobering up)
Ants should be burned with a magnifying glass like the insects they are.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 05:00 AM

Azzgunther · Oct 23, 2005, 05:02 AM

The anger will only get worse until you open a dialogue with them. Can you do that?

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 05:04 AM

Never! God damn it.

Ozmodiar · Oct 23, 2005, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Can it continue?

Hi Cubeoid. I'm sorry about your ant problem. Perhaps some insecticide or maybe an anteater may help?

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 05:06 AM

Hi Ozmodiar,

Please send for the anteater. Direct him to me. (I live inside the giant cockroach)

Your friend,
Cubeoid

Azzgunther · Oct 23, 2005, 05:09 AM

The ants want to be you friend. They're very shy and won't speak unless you speak to them first. Don't let friends or family tell you that you're crazy though...you need to spend time talking with ants to understand them. The anger will go away.

Ozmodiar · Oct 23, 2005, 05:09 AM

Hi Cubeoid. The anteater is on its way. You might want get out of the cockroach though because he likes to eat those too!!!!!!!1 ROLFMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 05:12 AM

Hi Ozmodiar. What is the name of the anteater. I am waiting outside my cockroach. Hurry up. It's cold. I wana get back inside. The ants are close.

Ozmodiar · Oct 23, 2005, 05:19 AM

Hi Cubeoid. His name is Fred but he pronounces it Bob. He's special. Good luck with the ant problem.

Ozmodiar

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 05:22 AM

I want them to die!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!@!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 god damn it.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 05:22 AM

This kiwi fruit sucks ass and I'm all out of apple juice..sonofabitch

I wish I was dead.

My leg hurts.

iLikebeer · Oct 23, 2005, 06:12 AM

1)That old saw about "to understand all is to forgive all" is a lot of tripe. Some things, the more you understand them, the more you loathe them.
2) I <3 Cubeoid
3)"In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him."
4)You use great too much :/

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 06:16 AM

Hi iLikebeer

You're alright.

Thank you
Cubeoid

iLikebeer · Oct 23, 2005, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Hi iLikebeer

You're alright.

Thank you
Cubeoid

I know what you mean about the ants though, winter is coming and all the bugs are invading. i had to fight off a colony of wasps with a broom on my patio yesterday, i screamed like a girl till they left the outside closet door so i could get the broom (3 of 'em landed on me but i busted out the shaolin). i would have gone inside, but several of them were on THAT door, too. They finally tasted death of broom and i didn't get stung once

That "1)" quote shoulda had quotes around it....
and i was just kidding about the "great" thing, but thx
I'm kinda buzzed (drunk) right now, and I'm only awake to wait till ticketmaster comes back online, so i can order our tickets to the Phoenix Coyotes game Tuesday.
i guess i'll play some halo2 for a while. dude, for real, get an xbox

vexborg · Oct 23, 2005, 06:32 AM

Badger anyone?

Oh, and my ant is bigger than your ant!

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

I'm kinda buzzed (drunk) right now, and I'm only awake to wait till ticketmaster comes back online, so i can order our tickets to the Phoenix Coyotes game Tuesday.
i guess i'll play some halo2 for a while. dude, for real, get an xbox

Yea. I like you. Hi. I hope we see the day when we play video games together. Ok. My mom just made me some lemon tea.

Thank you
Cubeoid

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 06:41 AM

I see no ants on me right now. I hope they will not come back to walk on my flesh tonight when I sleep. I sense no agression in them. They are very quiet, no screaming or squirming of any kind, I want to know what they need from my room. I think I saw one ant holding some bread.

tavilach · Oct 23, 2005, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by Ozmodiar

!!!!!!!1 ROLFMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

...

Ratm · Oct 23, 2005, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Some people remind me of ants. Last night while I sleeped, ants walked across my naked body.

What a horrifying experience it must have been for them. Some of the things they probably said if they could be heard "This mother ***ker is whiter than rice" and "His balls are the same size as ours. That aint right" also "Lets all march down to his asshole and paddle down the chocolate river".

The only thing that brings ants around is food. Where you naked and covered in food again Cubeoid? Had a 9 1/2 weeks type romantic encounter with the ol husband.

and finally

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 06:58 AM

Yea.. there is some food here, crumbs and what not..from bags of potato chips and sandwitches..sometimes the crumbs stick to my pijama shirt. Perhaps some falls into my navel and the ants attempt to crawl inside there and eat it.

The ants like to hold the crumbs and carry them to their Ant-palace.. wherever the frick it is!

Ratm · Oct 23, 2005, 07:04 AM

Pijama? Mom? Here I was thinking you were like 40 or something. With all the talk you do about taking dumps--old peoples favorite hobby.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 07:09 AM

I go to the toilet everyday. I'm a 23 year old man, but I retain most of my childhood characteritics, which I hope continues until I'm dead.

Ratm · Oct 23, 2005, 07:14 AM

So you plan on never getting laid then...

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 07:17 AM

That's not important right now. I'm going to take a poop now, time to select a book.

Ratm · Oct 23, 2005, 07:23 AM

I see. May I introduce you to CARS. I think you and he will get along pretty well....seem to both be cut from the same insane cloth. Enjoy my young friend.

http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/

And coffee is a helluva laxative. You should try if you're having problems with the old pooper...night-night.

TailsToo · Oct 23, 2005, 08:52 AM

Only anger towards the red ants.

nredman · Oct 23, 2005, 01:36 PM

i love kicking the little ants dirt homes on the sidewalk HAHAHAHAHA :/

wdlove · Oct 23, 2005, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Yea.. there is some food here, crumbs and what not..from bags of potato chips and sandwitches..sometimes the crumbs stick to my pajama shirt. Perhaps some falls into my navel and the ants attempt to crawl inside there and eat it.

The ants like to hold the crumbs and carry them to their Ant-palace.. wherever the frick it is!

Having food crumbs in the bed would tend to draw ants.

Feel better after your morning constitutional?

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 11:46 PM

Good morning. They didn't attack me last night. But me think they still deh bout.

dcmacdaddy · Oct 23, 2005, 11:55 PM

You need some spiders. They eat everything. Here's one that ought to do the trick.

Ummm . . . I did a Google image search for camel spiders trying to be funny and creeped myself out. So no pics. I know what my nightmares tonight are going to be about.

Still, spiders are good as they eat lots of bugs.

cheery7upper · Oct 23, 2005, 11:57 PM

my screen name when I was younger was myrmecophobic or something like that which I thought meant " fear of ants" then someone whose parents were entomologists told me that I was wrong.

Cubeoid · Oct 23, 2005, 11:58 PM

I'm scared of spiders.

cheery7upper · Oct 24, 2005, 12:00 AM

I'm scared of the "crunchy" spiders...On the first day of my senior year of highschool I was taking a shower in the basement bathroom and I turned my head * shudders* to see the BIGGEST SPIDER I had ever seen in my life on the shower curtain ( and let me tell you that shower is the tiniest shower ever.... I RAN SCREAMING NAKED WITH MY HAIR ALL SOAPY AND MADE MY MOM COME DOWN AND GET IT... I think I finished taking the shower upstairs

Cubeoid · Oct 24, 2005, 12:03 AM

“Myrmecophobia”
Definition: Myrmecophobia refers to an abnormal and persistent fear of ants.

Those parents were wrong. You were right!

cheery7upper · Oct 24, 2005, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Those parents were wrong. You were right!

HOT DAMN! ! I AM AMAZING thanks for looking it up for me :-)

Cubeoid · Oct 24, 2005, 12:08 AM

Yea.. you're pretty good. Adults can be cruel when they feel they can manipuate children like that. Sick bastards.

cheery7upper · Oct 24, 2005, 12:11 AM

... ugh still though ants are scary - I was seriously terrified of them for a few years ... all because of a freaking easter basket