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Woman swallows cellphone.
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US woman swallows phone in spat
A woman's row with her boyfriend about a mobile phone suddenly went quiet - when she swallowed the handset whole.
Well at least she didn't put in some other orifice. 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm
Merry Christmas.
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
Well at least she didn't put in some other orifice.
Like that cell phone thief about a year ago?
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I expect a new warning sticker.
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She should have figured out a way to dial 911 with her tonsils.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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I hope it was set on a high ringer tone. Her stomach would really be growling...
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She swallowed the phone to catch the fly.
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Originally Posted by TETENAL
I expect a new warning sticker.
"Not appropriate for children under the age of 40."
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Heh, Kinda like in Family Guy.
Peter accidentally swallows his phone...
"Ah, crap. I forgot to hit 'end.' This is gonna cost me a fortune"
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Pfff.. That's nothing. I saw a swallow cellphone a woman once.
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Once I saw a man on TV who ate 5 watches, maybe more.
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Was it for the size, the shape or the pounding bass line?
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I hope that the woman is alright. 
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If the whole phone fit down her throat, I really wanna meet her 
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I saw a man eat an entire dinner plate, coins, and even nails. He actually chewed them too!
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Originally Posted by TETENAL
I expect a new warning sticker.
of course, otherwise they might get sued 
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my granny is getting demented, she puts stuff her in her mouth too (like marbles), its strange how old people return into babies behaviour at a sudden age 
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Originally Posted by meelk
If the whole phone fit down her throat, I really wanna meet her
In your case, I would be worried only about the antenna fitting down.
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Well, as the brain degenerates, one does see the reemergence of reflexive behaviors from early infancy... so maybe...
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where is turtle with Only In America®
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Originally Posted by The Windozer
Pfff.. That's nothing. I saw a swallow cellphone a woman once.
In Russia ?
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Originally Posted by nredman
where is turtle with Only In America®
Nah, not with this. Cell phones in Europe are generally smaller, because they don't have those bulky CDMA phones...
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In an awful turn it seems she didn't swallow it but her boyfriend actually shoved it down her throat to punish her. Seriously.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
In an awful turn it seems she didn't swallow it but her boyfriend actually shoved it down her throat to punish her. Seriously.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
In Russia ?
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How did you guess?
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This happened in my state. Go Missouri.
This version of the story is a little old though. The latest is that the boyfriend was abusive and shoved the phone down her throat. Makes the story a lot less funny.
A woman who was injured last week when a cell phone got lodged in her throat probably was the victim of an assault, Blue Springs police said Sunday.
Police initially said that the 24-year-old Blue Springs woman had swallowed the cell phone after an argument with a man early Friday morning in a strip-mall parking lot. But Blue Springs Police Sgt. Allen Kintz said Sunday the incident was being investigated as an assault. He said authorities had identified a suspect.
“It appears she didn’t voluntarily swallow this phone,” Kintz said. “It’s not quite the way it was first portrayed.”
The woman remained hospitalized Sunday. Her father said that she was talking and that he expected her to recover.
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This thread has now been changed to unfunny and changed to hanging assholes by the balls.
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thats one way to get her to stop running up the cell bill
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