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Anna Benson and new Orioles pitching hubby, Kris, want to "CHRISTEN" every city? (Page 20)
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WOOOOPPPIEEEEEE ! Page 20 !
PWNED!!!111!1!1
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WOOOOPPPIEEEEEE ! Page 20 !
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and here we go....
Ah, the 21 is right around the corner...
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Originally Posted by tikki
How did an Anna Benson thread get 24 pages and there are not photos of her on every single one?
Good question.
And I also find it worthy of note that SOMEONE's post count in this thread is growing faster than kudzu. She/he isn't a principal to the O.P nor in the subsequent revelations yet he/she is on pace to eclipse the O.P's post count.
That is remarkable.
I know! Let's tie up the dangling threads within this drifting thread. We have Llamas and alpacas and camels and camel toes and DICK Cheney and sex, so what do you think of this?
MSNBC.com
Seattle man dies after sex with horse
Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions
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Updated: 9:12 p.m. ET July 15, 2005
SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.
The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.
“The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
I didn't know that.
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Missed it by *that* much.
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Wait. Spheres don't have corners. What was I thinking?
That's why I changed my nick.
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
I didn't know that.
Furiously packing for the Great Northwest?
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uh, isn't he already there? and there's nothing minor about a 17 year old horse...
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holy batshit! I take a little while to go home and get dinner, and now we've got aberdeen bringing bestiality into in. And now we are at pg 20.
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
uh, isn't he already there? and there's nothing minor about a 17 year old horse...
#17, 2 minutes for roughing, 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike, 10 minutes for instigating
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“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
Umm, OK. I'll say there are issues.....
Wasn't this thread about baseball at one point?
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holy batshit! I take a little while to go home and get dinner, and now we've got aberdeen bringing bestiality into in. And now we are at pg 20.
If you're not making an effort to eat llama stew then you're sending the wrong message to the llama pirates.
This goes for everyone. Vegetarians can join in the fight by buying llama and alpaca wool products. Without their wool the pirates cannot stand the cold on the open seas.
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Since we're already there...
This one is courtesy of a friend on these boards. If he claims it, fine. But I don't want to throw him under the bus, yet I want to give credit where it is due:
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend, lying in bed, replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Originally Posted by paul w
If you're not making an effort to eat llama stew then you're sending the wrong message to the llama pirates.
This goes for everyone. Vegetarians can join in the fight by buying llama and alpaca wool products. Without their wool the pirates cannot stand the cold on the open seas.
Bah. Llama pirates ride on flaming flying sharks. They don't need the wool.
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Works better with a little tweaking
Originally Posted by boots
A man walks into his bedroom with a lama under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend, lying in bed, replies: "I think you'll find that's a lama, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.":
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Originally Posted by paul w
If you're not making an effort to eat llama stew then you're sending the wrong message to the llama pirates.
This goes for everyone. Vegetarians can join in the fight by buying llama and alpaca wool products. Without their wool the pirates cannot stand the cold on the open seas.
But that would cause global cooling. As we all know, the decreasing number of pirates is directly proportional to global warming.
If we give pirates llama and alpace wool, more pirates would survive, meaning they would need more wool. That would mean more llamas and alpacas were necessary, which would make even MORE pirates survive, causing more global cooling which would lead to you guessed it: more pirates.
Eventually the cycle of llamas/alpacas, pirates, and global cooliing would lead to all species extinctions EXCEPT for llamas, alpacas, pirates, and maybe camels.
But once the seas froze over, pirates would die, making less llamas, alpacas, and camels. Thus leading to the natural balance of the earth's atmospherical temperature.
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But that would cause global cooling. As we all know, the decreasing number of pirates is directly proportional to global warming.
If we give pirates llama and alpace wool, more pirates would survive, meaning they would need more wool. That would mean more llamas and alpacas were necessary, which would make even MORE pirates survive, causing more global cooling which would lead to you guessed it: more pirates.
Eventually the cycle of llamas/alpacas, pirates, and global cooliing would lead to all species extinctions EXCEPT for llamas, alpacas, pirates, and maybe camels.
But once the seas froze over, pirates would die, making less llamas, alpacas, and camels. Thus leading to the natural balance of the earth's atmospherical temperature.
No, man. We're talking about shaving down pirate llamas. They tend to get cold if you shave them.
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No, man. We're talking about shaving down pirate llamas. They tend to get cold if you shave them.
But if we keep the llamas in Washington, the Washington llama pirates will keep them warm. I wonder if they prefer their llamas natural or shorn? :/
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No, man. We're talking about shaving down pirate llamas. They tend to get cold if you shave them.
Maybe you could get them a nice alpaca sweater?
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But if we keep the llamas in Washington, the Washington llama pirates will keep them warm. I wonder if they prefer their llamas natural or shorn? :/
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But if we keep the llamas in Washington, the Washington llama pirates will keep them warm. I wonder if they prefer their llamas natural or shorn? :/
we need a better smiley for :/
This is true. But I'm a llama supporter. So I want to keep them warm. Not that it matters, what with the flaming flying sharks and all.
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Maybe you could get them a nice alpaca sweater?
I support the shaving of alpacas.
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I support the shaving of alpacas.
Electric or wet ?
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Originally Posted by iLikebeer
But that would cause global cooling. As we all know, the decreasing number of pirates is directly proportional to global warming.
If we give pirates llama and alpace wool, more pirates would survive, meaning they would need more wool. That would mean more llamas and alpacas were necessary, which would make even MORE pirates survive, causing more global cooling which would lead to you guessed it: more pirates.
Eventually the cycle of llamas/alpacas, pirates, and global cooliing would lead to all species extinctions EXCEPT for llamas, alpacas, pirates, and maybe camels.
But once the seas froze over, pirates would die, making less llamas, alpacas, and camels. Thus leading to the natural balance of the earth's atmospherical temperature.
well said and reasoned. However, you're forgetting the natural resilience of pirates, in which they simply cannot die, or if cursed, turn into pirate zombies.
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I'm not wearing my glasses. It makes llamas look prettier than they really are.
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Electric or wet ?
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I clicked on the Google Ad at the top of the page:
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Learn everything you need to know about alpacas:
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Dan, you made me spill my coke
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You can have it if you like. I'm just aiming for some kinkay alpaca time.
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You can have it if you like. I'm just aiming for some kinkay alpaca time.
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alpacas are such sluts.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
well said and reasoned. However, you're forgetting the natural resilience of pirates, in which they simply cannot die, or if cursed, turn into pirate zombies.
That's what I thought until I saw this scientifically proven data about pirates.
Although I do believe our llama/alpaca/possibly camel awareness and education efforts might be able to reverse the current trend.
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But how do the alpacas come into the equation ?
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