[Oisín]

Originally Posted by torsoboy

No, I would deffinitly say that IS a gay thing. If a guy is doing this, he deffinitly has some gay tendencies. Most straight men would never even consider doing that.

There are straight guys, and there are straight college guys doing weird things while drunk or hazing. The two can be quite far removed.

(Also, most gay guys wouldn’t dream of sticking a banana up someone else’s rectum—especially not on someone who didn’t actually, for whatever reason, want a banana up his rectum)

[Rumor]

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[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by Oisín

There are straight guys, and there are straight college guys doing weird things while drunk or hazing. The two can be quite far removed.

So if it is hazing or under the influence it immediately cancels out all gay.

Makes sense.

What category does straight guys locker-room circle jerk fall under?

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

What category does straight guys locker-room circle jerk fall under?

Group activity or team bonding.

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

...

What category does straight guys locker-room circle jerk fall under?

i'd say they aren't straight then.

[Naplander]

L O L

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by residentEvil

i'd say they aren't straight then.

Ya you'd think that but I see more straight guys doing blatantly homoerotic things like that and then walking out and calling someone well dressed a "fag".

[volcano]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

What category does straight guys locker-room circle jerk fall under?

This thread keeps getting better and better.

Originally Posted by Cody

The fact that you don't understand what I'm saying is more proof of how screwed up in the brain, especially regarding sex, you are. You're more proof of the fact that *some* gays don't understand the lines that they cross. In other words, I think some gays are just screwed up psychologically - you're one of them apparently because you sit around wondering if "girls have the necessary equipment to teabag someone" - and you discredit the rest of the gay population with your behavior a la Mark Foley style.

Coincidentally, Cody... this statement, as a matter of fact, proves how screwed up in the brain you are. I love how you throw around stereotypes and make sweeping generalizations like it's going out of style.

[Oisín]

So if it is hazing or under the influence it immediately cancels out all gay.

That wasn’t what I said (or at least what I meant). I just meant that, whether gay or straight, college guys somehow seem to often find themselves, while drunk or hazing (or both), doing things they wouldn’t find themselves doing otherwise.

As I had understood it, this video was about a hazing ritual, no?

Just about every straight guy I know has teabagged someone

Well, that doesn’t prove much; just that all Canadians are perverts

No, seriously, I don’t think I know anyone who’s ever teabagged anyone. It’s just not something you do here (leaving aside actual sexual acts, of course). The fact that there’s a word for it in English and none in Danish is probably a good hint.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by volcano

Coincidentally, Cody... this statement, as a matter of fact, proves how screwed up in the brain you are. I love how you throw around stereotypes and make sweeping generalizations like it's going out of style.

"and you discredit the rest of the gay population with your behavior a la Mark Foley style"

It is great how being gay and posting a joke thread about teabagging puts me in the same category as an old man having a dirty IM chat with a 16 year old. One gay guy does something and we are all on the same level.

Lets ignore the straight fathers sexually molesting their biological daughters or every father on MacNN will fall under the messed up category according to Cody's logic.

[jckalen]

I wonder what, ultimately, will prove more damaging to the kid... the fact he got hazed or the fact he's getting national attention for it? Personally, if this happened to me, I doubt I'd want to become known as "that teabagged banana butt boy". I'd want the incident to pass as quietly as possible.

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Ya you'd think that but I see more straight guys doing blatantly homoerotic things like that and then walking out and calling someone well dressed a "fag".

i hope they stay out of my locker rooms then. never in 23 years of competitive sports have i seen that in any locker room and i hope i never do.

you make it sound like it is normal straight activity (circle jerks in a locker room). good lord.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by residentEvil

you make it sound like it is normal straight activity (circle jerks in a locker room). good lord.

Kinda like cody made all gay men to be physiologically damaged child molesters?

[residentEvil]

i'm talking about your statement, and only your statement. no need to discuss this anymore. you don't get it.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by residentEvil

i'm talking about your statement, and only your statement. no need to discuss this anymore. you don't get it.

I get it totally. You've never seen it happen, therefor it doesn't happen. Case closed.

[DKeithA]

Originally Posted by Rumor

I know it's not only a gay thing. That was in response to Keith. I don't believe he was paying full attention to the video or the thread.

I did hear/read that bit, and I acknowledged it by saying that rape is not a joke. However, this kid and his parents who say his life is ruined because of this instance need to just get over it. There's much worse things ensured by mankind. His life is not ruined because of that banana.

[Dakar]

Cody's outrage falls under the generic violence = okay sex = bad for kids corollary.

[Cody Dawg]

I'm not outraged.

I think a few of you have sad little lives when you sit around and actually put a lot of thought into "teabagging."



But, that's okay.

This place is going downhill fast. It's GayNN and PornNN around here for the most part. A bunch of losers sitting around getting off by posting sicko videos and contemplating sexual proclivities in front of their computers while discussing it with other supposedly adult males.

Have at it! What rich lives you lead!

[torsoboy]

I have never seen or heard of anyone being Teabagged until this thread, and I have never heard of the circle jerks thing happening anywhere except in movies. So I don't think either of these two things are extremely "normal" or prevelant. Yeah, they obviously happen sometimes somewhere, but I doubt they happen frequently.

Oh, and why would you want to be teabagged in a sexual situation? I have never had the desire to rub my crotch on someone's face before while we were having sex. A BJ, yeah that's pretty nice, but why rub your crotch on someone else's face? Weird.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I'm not outraged.
This place is going downhill fast. It's GayNN and PornNN around here for the most part. A bunch of losers sitting around getting off by posting sicko videos and contemplating sexual proclivities in front of their computers while discussing it with other supposedly adult males.

That was especially entertaining to read after watching you over the years obsess over every time a celebrity takes a **** and encourage castration without anesthetics and capital punishment.

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I'm not outraged.

I think a few of you have sad little lives when you sit around and actually put a lot of thought into "teabagging."



But, that's okay.

This place is going downhill fast. It's GayNN and PornNN around here for the most part. A bunch of losers sitting around getting off by posting sicko videos and contemplating sexual proclivities in front of their computers while discussing it with other supposedly adult males.

Have at it! What rich lives you lead!

You forgot MurderNN.

[volcano]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I'm not outraged.

I think a few of you have sad little lives when you sit around and actually put a lot of thought into "teabagging."



But, that's okay.

This place is going downhill fast. It's GayNN and PornNN around here for the most part. A bunch of losers sitting around getting off by posting sicko videos and contemplating sexual proclivities in front of their computers while discussing it with other supposedly adult males.

Have at it! What rich lives you lead!

Again with the generalizations? Geesh, give it a rest already. You know what's truly sad? The fact that you have such a limited, sparse view of the population around you that instead of coming up with a valid, well thought out, and intelligent response all you can do is spew out vile like the above statement - and I use the term "statement" lightly. GayNN? PornNN? And no, I don't "get off" with any of the content here on the boards, but thanks for once again assuming.

[kick52]

man, you could fit a bomb up your anus.

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by kick52

man, you could fit a bomb up your anus.

Are you proposing cavity checks at the airport?

[volcano]

Originally Posted by Rumor

Are you proposing cavity checks at the airport?

Psh. My teeth are perfect, thank you very much.

[Rumor]

"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)

Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.

The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.

Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:

Object Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar 32
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6
Food
Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2
Wooden
Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3
Sexual Device
Vibrator 23*
Dildo 15
Kitchen device
Dull knife 1
Ice pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1
Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1
Curling Iron 1
Flashlight 3
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1
Inflated device
Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1
Ball
Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1
Pool cue ball 1
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Shampoo Bottle 1
Snuff box 1
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap ** 1
Cattle horn 3
Chain (gold) 1
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Hair Mousse Cap 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Rumor

Light bulb 7
Dull knife 1
Baseball 2
Cattle horn 3
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Toothbrush holder 1
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Beer glass and preserving pot
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine

What. The. ?!?!?

And for many of those, that’s not only a what the..?, but also a how the..?, and a why the..? as well.

And what the hell is a Kangaroo tumor?

Oh, and why would you want to be teabagged in a sexual situation? I have never had the desire to rub my crotch on someone's face before while we were having sex. A BJ, yeah that's pretty nice, but why rub your crotch on someone else's face? Weird.

Doesn’t seem like a particularly, er, attractive position to me, either; but it takes all kinds and all that stuff, I guess... *shrug*

[volcano]

Originally Posted by Oisín

What. The. ?!?!?

And for many of those, that’s not only a what the..?, but also a how the..?, and a why the..? as well.

My thoughts exactly.

[Dark Helmet]

I should change the thread title to: "Talking about teabagging is the worst thing that can happen to Cody"

[Oisín]

And what the hell is a Kangaroo tumor?

The explanation that goes along with that one didn’t make me much the wiser:

unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum

[paul w]

Dear MacNN,

Thank you very much for this informative and entertaining thread on the subject of Teabagging.

Love,

Paul

[climber]

I am not sure why some of you on this forum appear to find this funny or somehow entertaining.

As was pointed out by others if this happened to a girl, the perpetrators would be going to jail. Well there is no difference. This is a case of sexual assault and rape just the same. Rape is not about sex, it is about violence and the display of power, both of which would seem to be the point of this attack.

The material in this thread is not nearly as offensive as the trivialization of the attack and the criticism of the mother.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by climber

I am not sure why some of you on this forum appear to find this funny or somehow entertaining.

Because it is over the top.

I mean who goes on national TV with their mom explaining how they got teabagged and turned them into an unsociable F student as a result.

The going on TV part is worse than the act!

[icruise]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Just about every straight guy I know has teabagged someone and if placing your nuts on someones mouth or face isn't gay I don't see how a banana in the ass is worse.

Wow. I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone who's done this. But then again I never did hang out with the frat types that would find it funny. I never even heard the term until a few weeks ago when I read this comic:

http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20060825

[DKeithA]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Because it is over the top.

I mean who goes on national TV with their mom explaining how they got teabagged and turned them into an unsociable F student as a result.

The going on TV part is worse than the act!

EXACTLY. Those people are ridiculous. I laughed through the whole thing. The mother crying at the end was like a hug from an angel.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by Icruise

Wow. I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone who's done this. But then again I never did hang out with the frat types that would find it funny. I never even heard the term until a few weeks ago when I read this comic:

http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20060825

My sisters buddys are all 110% straight and think the idea of men having sex makes them puke yet lord help any of them if one of their buddies passes out at a party. Within 2 second the balls and digital camera's are out for some teabagging goodness.

Watch the movie Waiting as they have the same strange mentality of showing each other their nuts as a joke and calling them fags for looking.

[Oisín]

There’s a ‘game’ often played amongst rookies doing their draft time in the military here that an old ex-rookie told me of, called simply ‘Fag’. Basically, a bunch of rookies rent some gay porn, drop their pants, and start watching. The first person to get a hard-on is then Fag, and has to do some ridiculous thing, like stand buck-naked in a snowdrift for two hours or something.

I can’t help but wonder why everyone says such positive things about their time in the army.

[Rumor]

From the looks of it, getting teabagged it horrible.

[Zeeb]

I'm taking a leap and assuming a video on youtube is legitimate.

This incident definately crossed the line. The thing is, I know "frat type" guys do this type of thing for fun and as long as the person they are doing it with thinks its funny then no harm done. But this kid was held down and then sodomized with a banana. How is this funny? If some guy raped you up the ass would you be laughing? No, I think you'd be crying and shaking in your bedroom humiliated.

[Zeeb]

Originally Posted by Rumor

From the looks of it, getting teabagged it horrible.

except picture this guy with his pants down, a banana shoved up his ass and some guys balls on his face all while being held down and struggling to get away. So funny!!

[DKeithA]

Originally Posted by Zeeb

I'm taking a leap and assuming a video on youtube is legitimate.

This incident definately crossed the line. The thing is, I know "frat type" guys do this type of thing for fun and as long as the person they are doing it with thinks its funny then no harm done. But this kid was held down and then sodomized with a banana. How is this funny? If some guy raped you up the ass would you be laughing? No, I think you'd be crying and shaking in your bedroom humiliated.

You've really thought this through, haven't you?

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Oisín

There’s a ‘game’ often played amongst rookies doing their draft time in the military here that an old ex-rookie told me of, called simply ‘Fag’. Basically, a bunch of rookies rent some gay porn, drop their pants, and start watching. The first person to get a hard-on is then Fag, and has to do some ridiculous thing, like stand buck-naked in a snowdrift for two hours or something.

Sounds sorta....gay.

[Zeeb]

Originally Posted by DKeithA

You've really thought this through, haven't you?

Have you done much thinking lately?

[kmkkid]

Originally Posted by torsoboy

Oh, and why would you want to be teabagged in a sexual situation? I have never had the desire to rub my crotch on someone's face before while we were having sex. A BJ, yeah that's pretty nice, but why rub your crotch on someone else's face? Weird.

Never heard of a 69er? It's kind of hard not to give a good ol' fashion teabagging.

[davesimondotcom]

I bet they set it on vibrate and put it's number on their other phone's redial...

[torsoboy]

Originally Posted by kmkkid

Never heard of a 69er? It's kind of hard not to give a good ol' fashion teabagging.

You're right about that, but I don't think people do the "69er" because they like the teabagging part of it... it just sort of happens.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by Oisín

There’s a ‘game’ often played amongst rookies doing their draft time in the military here that an old ex-rookie told me of, called simply ‘Fag’. Basically, a bunch of rookies rent some gay porn, drop their pants, and start watching. The first person to get a hard-on is then Fag, and has to do some ridiculous thing, like stand buck-naked in a snowdrift for two hours or something.

I can’t help but wonder why everyone says such positive things about their time in the army.

Hahaha! Now tell me that this game was invented by a straight guy

[Tyre MacAdmin]

What college was this at? Was he pledging a fraternity?

[vexborg]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

The difference, "Dark Helmet," is huge.

Dark Helmet is huge? Oh, my...

[Naplander]

thought this thread needed a few images to liven it up