[Kerrigan]

Originally Posted by CMYKid

nah, they just have a better grasp of grammatical and literary license. Penises is just so much less interesting to read.

and Doofy...did you catch that the guy was a delivery van driver? so, barring self-employment, mebbe the silvers a fleet thing...i think that makes it worse tho.

I'm also overly aware of the whole popularity of the dogging phenow, I was just actually serious about the observation that when somebody is repeatedly and inexorably drawn to repeated outburts of high-risk behavior then there are some definite mental implications, I think somebody a few posts back touched on that. Er, so to speak.

Then again, as bad as his last two albums bombed I think any pub is good pub for the boy.

[Ulrich Kinbote]

Originally Posted by Doofy

That's pretty much how to get every female on the planet to hate you... Get Brad Pitt all to yourself then have flings with all and sundry. Career suicide.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
—Oscar Wilde.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by CMYKid

and Doofy...did you catch that the guy was a delivery van driver? so, barring self-employment, mebbe the silvers a fleet thing...i think that makes it worse tho.

Yeah, it also said "unemployed" though, so I reckon the van is his own rather than any fleet thing... ..."van driver" in this context probably being the same as "SUV driver" - just something to fill the article word quota with.

Seriously, last time I bought a Tranny:

"I want dark blue".
"15 weeks sir" (i.e. no blue ones anywhere in country, they'd have to make it).
"I need it now, the old one packed up yesterday"
"We always have white in stock".

I'm convinced that this is responsible for the "white van man" thing we have going on over here.

[CMYKid]

hmm, i was takin' that to mean he was sacked after having photos published of him hooking up in parks in the employers. Nonetheless, a total catch, I'm sure.

GIS first result for Blue Tranny is sadly not postable here.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by CMYKid

hmm, i was takin' that to mean he was sacked after having photos published of him hooking up in parks in the employers.

Hmm... That's a possibility.

Originally Posted by CMYKid

Nonetheless, a total catch, I'm sure.

I'm figuring that old fat bald saggy gay blokes need lovin' as much as young ones.

I'll bet he was liking it though. Hey, if he's into that kind of thing and manages to bag GM, then good on him.

[hey!_Zeus]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

I am also gay so this is good news. Now I can make my moves.

Good for you. Outing in the real world would be more difficult for you tho. The Netz is anona-mouse.

[Kerrigan]

Come again?

[hey!_Zeus]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Come again?

OK...I'll meet you out behind MacNN after dark.

[Kerrigan]

OK but only if you're a pot bellied van driver.

[memory-minus]

In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!"

This line REALLY bothered me. Hooking up with nasty old men in public parks sure as hell ain't my culture.

[Kerrigan]

Michael, 43, told BBC News 24: "I'm suing the individual involved who I have never, ever seen, let alone wanted to have any kind of sexual encounter with, and I'm currently investigating suing the secondary sources of libel."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5222652.stm

Ya right, he isn't suing the paper because he knows he wouldn't win. But the pot-bellied van driver, on the other hand, has neither a strong case nor strong counsel.

[marden]

Pop Singer Says Cannabis 'Keeps Me Sane'

October 20, 2006 9:50 p.m. EST

Joanna Wypior - All Headline News Staff

London, England (AHN) - Pop singer George Michael has openly admitted to taking drugs, saying smoking cannabis helps keep him "sane." The singer recently revealed his drug-taking habits during a television talk show. In fact, Michael says he even lit up before his interview for the British show 'South Bank Show'.

According to British newspaper The Daily Mirror, Michael told interviewer Melvyn Bragg: "This is the only drug I've ever thought worth taking but you have to wait.

"It never occurred to me to take even this until I was about 22 or 23."

"This stuff keeps me sane and happy. I could write without it...if I were sane and happy."
Michael adds, "I'd say it's a great drug - but obviously it's not very healthy. You can't afford to smoke it if you've got anything to do. Anything at all would be foolish."

All Headline News - Pop Singer Says Cannabis 'Keeps Me Sane' - October 21, 2006

It's not working.

[Dakar²]

Unfortunately, a joint isn't the only thing he likes to put in his mouth.

[marden]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Unfortunately, a joint isn't the only thing he likes to put in his mouth.

joint

penis, male organ, cock

He slipped his joint into her.

He pulled down his pants and was waving his joint around.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=JOINT&page=4

[Kerrigan]

I think the advice he gives for marijuana is reasonable.

[marden]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

I think the advice he gives for marijuana is reasonable.

"This stuff keeps me sane and happy. I could write without it...if I were sane and happy."
Michael adds, "I'd say it's a great drug - but obviously it's not very healthy. You can't afford to smoke it if you've got anything to do. Anything at all would be foolish."

That advice?

[Kerrigan]

The advice about how it makes you lose your ambition, so you shouldn't go overboard with it until you've accomplished things in life. Dunno if they quoted that bit in the article you read.

[The Godfather]

Moral of the story: stay away from vices and bad habits as much as you can, until you've paid your house and your kids higher education.

[puppetswhokill]

[CleoW]

Originally Posted by CMYKid 

Penises is just so much less interesting to read.

The running joke between my sister and I is the use of 'penii' as the plural of penis.