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I was perusing FAIL Blog, when I came across this pic:
Wondering if it was photoshopped, I did a bit of research... Nope. Not fake. It's on Amazon.com.
Wikipedia has an interesting article on this class of products.
Anal lube was invented in 1773 as an aid to Catholic priests in their buggery of choir boys. Prior to this the Priests had to use lard (which offended Islamist choir boys (more than they were just for being buggered, that is)), or harpy ooze (the ultimate marital aide and quite effective, but also quite difficult to procure).
Early anal lube was not an instant success. After numerous failures (including, notably, an attempt that led to the discovery of modern super glue) the Greek scientist Trojan Ky made the breakthrough discovery that allowed anal lube to become successful.
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Oh Lord, it's going to be one of those Fridays.
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That and the MySpace dookie photo are two of my faves.
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Originally Posted by Mithras 
Tthe MySpace dookie photo
wha?
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So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
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Guilty.
I have an excuse - I've been drinking heavily for the past two hours. And its very hot.
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Originally Posted by analogika
wha?
I wonder if he's referring to a girl who took a self-pic in the bathroom, camera above her head, which showed the toilet, and the wonderful deposit she hadn't flushed yet. Grossest thing I've seen that was funny.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
I wonder if he's referring to a girl who took a self-pic in the bathroom, camera above her head, which showed the toilet, and the wonderful deposit she hadn't flushed yet. Grossest thing I've seen that was funny.
Yeah, that's the one. Sanitized for your protection:
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
:raises hand:
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
Hell, if I didn't have a private office, I'd never be on here.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
Add me to the list.
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Originally Posted by design219
Hell, if I didn't have a private office, I'd never be on here.
Is your internet private too?
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
it was a curious title to see at 7:30 in the morning, that's for sure.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
I thought it was a decent gamble. Paid off with a chuckle at those chuckleheads too.
By the way, does anyone else think that a) they're both stoners and b) the "female" may actually be in drag?
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Originally Posted by sek929
it was a curious title to see at 7:30 in the morning, that's for sure.
Seconded.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
By the way, does anyone else think that a) they're both stoners?
As a stoner I take offense to that, I hide my anal lube when I take photos with my androgynous wife.
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Originally Posted by Eug
At left: Phil Schiller before contacts.
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Originally Posted by sek929
As a stoner I take offense to that, I hide my anal lube when I take photos with my androgynous wife.
Hey, not all stoners are as classy as you are, sek. That's a real distinction. 
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Originally Posted by sek929
As a stoner I take offense to that, I hide my anal lube when I take photos with my androgynous wife.
Seriously, it takes all my inner strength not to connect the item to the obvious couple.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So, how many people clicked on this thread from work, essentially throwing the dice?
<raises hand>
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Originally Posted by scaught
:raises hand:
Originally Posted by design219
Hell, if I didn't have a private office, I'd never be on here.
Originally Posted by badidea
Add me to the list.
Originally Posted by sek929
it was a curious title to see at 7:30 in the morning, that's for sure.
Originally Posted by ghporter
I thought it was a decent gamble.
Originally Posted by ::maroma::
<raises hand>
We all did this because NSFW wasn't in title, correct?
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"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
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Originally Posted by BRussell
Is your internet private too?
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Hey, not all stoners are as classy as you are, sek. That's a real distinction.
I feel honored and hungry.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Hey, not all stoners are as classy as you are, sek. That's a real distinction.
I'm sure he takes all his hits out of a bong crafted from '55 Dom Perignon bottle.
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As I sit next to a glass of brandy I light it with 100 dollar bills while sitting in an ornate chair located in a large library.
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Originally Posted by sek929
As I sit next to a glass of brandy I light it with 100 dollar bills while sitting in an ornate chair located in a large library.
Let me translate:
• Brandy = Nightrain
• 100 Dollar Bills = Monopoly Money
• Ornate Chair = Driver's side seat from an '85 Pontiac Fiero.
• Large Library = Basement filled with boxes of X-Factor comic books
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Well this got marvelously off-topic...
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I blame Lone Star for starting the tangent. Nevermind the fact that I ran away with it like a junkie who found a secret stash.
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Originally Posted by sek929
Well this got marvelously off-topic...
I don't think is this one of those thread where derailing will be an issue. Actually, I think derailing made have been required from the beginning.
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Is the lube for him or her?
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If so, where the hell have you been?
These thread don't derail themselves ya know.
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Originally Posted by sek929
If so, where the hell have you been?
These thread don't derail themselves ya know.
I was giving my prodigies a chance to shine. I was not disappointed. 
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Originally Posted by Atheist
Is the lube for him or her?
Yes.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
We all did this because NSFW wasn't in title, correct?
Doesn't the title pretty much imply that it's NSFW? Seriously.
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
I blame Lone Star for starting the tangent. Nevermind the fact that I ran away with it like a junkie who found a secret stash.
It was just a parenthetical sort of remark. I was surprised nobody else had mentioned it yet. "Other members" took it and ran with it. Absolving me of guilt, of course.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Doesn't the title pretty much imply that it's NSFW? Seriously.
It's be the wise assumption. But I figured the odds were in my favor that it wasn't partly because of the poster, where we are, and the lack of the NSFW tag.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
"Other members" took it and ran with it. Absolving me of guilt, of course.
I believe that's called feeding the trolls.
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Originally Posted by Eug
I saw this picture along time ago and thought it was funny as hell. People really don't think to put that kind of stuff away after usage?
Originally Posted by Mithras
Absolutely disgusting lol. Embarrassing as well too, sucks for her.
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LOL! You guys are all crazy (in a good way) i think i will have to visit MacNN more often!
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That girl has one healthy log. 
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Anyone else see anything seriously wrong with this picture?!?!?!
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When I post a picture that I have stored on my iDisk I use homepage.mac.com/username/.Pictures/picture.jpg
Since Homepage died a long time ago, is there a more modern way to do this?
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This thread feels a little forced
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Originally Posted by kman42
Anyone else see anything seriously wrong with this picture?!?!?!
Yeah, they have some used goop.
I guess it's already broken in so to speak.
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Originally Posted by @pplejaxkz
Ouch!111!1 What'd I do?
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
This thread feels a little forced
FORCED, ANAL LUBE ...
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