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Old Ppl
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Do you guys like old ppl? What is your take on old ppl. Why do they usually smell like cabage no offense to any old ppl here. Just so you know I'm not old. I guess I don't hate old ppl but they are pretty weird and are always yelling and complaining. Why is that? Is it true that old ppl really like wheel of fortune?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Chicago
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Old people need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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For what it's worth, PPL is aware of the situation:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
PPL's workforce is heavily slanted toward retirement age. Because of this, PPL currently employs a large number of summer interns to try to develop relations with new workers before they graduate college. PPL hired more than 100 interns during the 2006 summer. The company also donates money or equipment to local organizations, notably fire departments. This is justified by the company as many of their plants have a high fire risk.
So add to your list of grievances about ol' PPL: they are flammable.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Polwaristan
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Generally, very old ppl pay lower property taxes. And yes, they love WoF, probably because the spinning wheel gives a sense of vertigo, which excites them.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Is this the next Besson3c evolution ?
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Manch-Vegas, NH
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I moved back home to take care of my grandmother who is "old PPL"
Aside from her lack of cooking skillz (she never had them before she was "old PPL" either or so I'm told), She is a very cool gal:
- In her teens and twenties she was a model. I always get a huge laugh when I have friends over and they ask who the beautiful woman is in the picture I have in my room, and their jaws hit the floor when I explain that it is the same person as the 85 year old woman I introduced them to a few moments prior.
- Despite being 85, she can still drive, and stick shift for that matter (But she prefers her auto Dodge caravan, she can drive my manual Saturn with ease)
- She has has fought through both Breast and Colon cancer and beat them both.
- Around the time I was eight and my parents decied that their partying days of booze and drugs from before I was born were too sorely missed, she took me in and raised me.
She does not smell of any brinded/pickled/fermented plants
She doesn't complain.
She Doesn't watch WoF.
She IS and avid bridge player and crossworder though.
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What, me worry?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Is Vanna White still on WoF?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
For what it's worth, PPL is aware of the situation.
Ahh, PPL. I worked for a company that built their utility trucks.
Originally Posted by turtle777
Is this the next Besson3c evolution ?
-t
Besson swears it's not him.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Besson swears it's not him.
"There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis"
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by iM@k
I moved back home to take care of my grandmother who is "old PPL"
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Boston
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I here that old ppl have wrinkles
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: In the hearts and minds of MacNNers
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Besson swears it's not him.
He also said he wasn't Butthawk.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Yes, and Butthawk was banned.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: In the hearts and minds of MacNNers
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Don't you think it would be a little odd of me to flirt with another 1 month ban this way, given my addiction to this silly place? How do we know that you aren't Butt Sauce Dakar?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: In the hearts and minds of MacNNers
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Don't you think it would be a little odd of me to flirt with another 1 month ban this way, given my addiction to this silly place? How do we know that you aren't Butt Sauce Dakar?
"Butthawk was obviously a joke/troll handle for an existing member. It annoyed some, and when it went too far, it was banned."
Sounds like an open license to do it again.
And I never noticed you were banned for a month.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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How do you know Butt Sauce will give you 1 month ban ?
It could be 3 weeks or 4 months, who knows.
-t
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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I was indeed banned, look up my complaint thread for evidence of that fact.
Do you guys remember that shortly before Butthawk's banning there was a nick name that wasn't me called "Butthawking"? You can ask any mod, that was definitely not me either. I'm wondering if Butt Sauce was created by this same person?
Either that or Abe.
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Butthawking was just my friend Ben being stupid
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Don't you think it would be a little odd of me to flirt with another 1 month ban this way, given my addiction to this silly place? How do we know that you aren't Butt Sauce Dakar?
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
And I never noticed you were banned for a month.
It was glorious.
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: In the hearts and minds of MacNNers
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Originally Posted by Laminar
It was glorious.
Well, I think the implication of my not noticing was things must have been going smoothly.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
How do you know Butt Sauce will give you 1 month ban ?
It could be 3 weeks or 4 months, who knows.
-t
Ah, and turtle with the not so subtle shot at the mods. Glad to see you're still striving towards being nothing but a broken record.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Laminar: you suck. Stop making this place so un-fun, and chill out with the attacks.
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Old people taste pretty good, but you have to cook them right.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Rochester, NY
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Get Off My Lawn!
I have just posted in this soon-to-be classic thread.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Boston
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Originally Posted by osiris
Old people taste pretty good, but you have to cook them right.
I find them a little gamey, how do you tenderize them?
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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Originally Posted by Maflynn
I find them a little gamey, how do you tenderize them?
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Ah, and turtle with the not so subtle shot at the mods. Glad to see you're still striving towards being nothing but a broken record.
Oh, how cute, I have a fanboi.
-t
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Polwaristan
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Old grudges != old people. Personal swipes to PM, please.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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Some old ppl carry insanely old grudges. My grandfather still blames the Krups coffeemaker for World War Two.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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They don’t taste as good as Soylent Red.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Hey guys I was out all day but I'm back now.
What is it with old people and oatmeal? Every time I see that Macane guy I always think about him eating oatmeal because I always visualize oatmeal and old people together. I guess oatmeal is easy to chew and many old people don't have good teeth, but many other things like apple sauce are also easy to chew so I don't get why old people are so crazy about oatmeal. There spokes person is even that Wilfred Brimely guy who is very old.
Maybe oatmeal reminds them of horses which they used to ride back in the day before cars were invented because horses eat oatmeal and sugar cubes. Or maybe oatmeal just reminds them of farms where many old people were born.
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Maybe Laminar is upset because he's old?
There is nothing wrong with being old we will all be old some day. I just think that it is wrong to tell everybody to respect old people just because they are old. God tells us to love each other as neighbors and that includes young people to. To me if you are nice to me I will respect you. The other thing is that certain people have different ideas about what is old. I know people whose hair turns grey when they are pretty young without wearing any special hair tonics.
This one time I grew a grey pube. That was pretty weird because I'm pretty young even though many people think that I'm much older. Maybe I could get Ben to help me post a picture of my grey pube because I took a picture of it for scientific study and arcival.
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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Heheh... preach on brother Butt Sauce!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Boston
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Heheh... preach on brother Butt Sauce!
You're responding to your own post
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Huh? I told you, Butt Sauce is either Butthawking or Abe, or maybe this Ben guy. If not any of those people I have no clue. He could be anybody, or he could be a girl. Maybe Cody Dawg?
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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I wonder if Butt knows Ben Dover.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2001
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What exactly is butt sauce, anyway?
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Baltimore, MD
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xi hyper my buddy Ben and I were working on one of my scientific experiments. We were trying to make a tougher skin for our test subject this rat. I was mixing some chemicals together and Ben said man that smells like butt sauce. I laughed and decided that was going to be my name online. I think it's a good name don't you?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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I don't think that Astroglide belongs in a thread about old people, I mean ppl.
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Location: Rochester, NY
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Your friend Ben's last name wouldn't happen to be Dover, would it? I think I know that guy....
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Join Date: Nov 1999
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Originally Posted by xi_hyperon
What exactly is butt sauce, anyway?
One of the reasons why this place is in the crapper.
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Ben Dover... Hahaha, I get it!
No, his last name is not dover. Hahahahah!! The next time he pisses me off though I will tell him that his last name is dover... hahahahaha!!
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Baltimore, MD
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I don't think that Astroglide belongs in a thread about old people, I mean ppl.
I was answering xi_hyperon's question. I suppose, though, that I could have gone with this result for my Google Image search for 'astroglide':
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Those kids look tasty too.
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