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Join Date: Sep 2007
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I found this online and ended up talking to "Him" for quite some time. Sometimes the computer screws up, but it's overall comprehensible. "He" even speaks French and Spanish, well.. kind of.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: NYC
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BTW, he's a really mean God:
Me:
does santa exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
Me:
you broke my heart
God:
Thanks for the information: sam said I broke his or her heart.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Why do you care?
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Classic!
Me: Do you exist?
God: I exist as much as you exist.
Me: Do I exist?
God: No I think I am imagining you.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: NYC
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I've been thinking.. How is the iGod programmed?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver, CO
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Reminds me of one of those chat "buddies" on AIM back in the day.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Me:
What's wrong with me?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
By "me," I meant me, not you.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
God yes.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
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Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Here and there and everywhere in between.
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Me:
What rhymes with orange?
God:
Door hinge.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Nothing is suppossed to rhyme with orange!
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
No not nothing, nothing.
God:
I didn't think so. Really you don't think so?
Me:
No I don't.
God:
Please tell me what you think. Why not?
Me:
Why? I don't even believe in you.
God:
Reductionism. What do you believe in?
Me:
Me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
Satan.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Satan with less context.
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
I give up, You beat me.
God:
Thanks for the information: said give up You beat him or her.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2007
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Whoever programmed this thinking it would make any sense to have him say "said [REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID]" is an idiot.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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I asked God if the Lions will go 0-16 and his response was "I think so."
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by adamfishercox
Whoever programmed this thinking it would make any sense to have him say "said [REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID]" is an idiot.
Check the quote on the second post. It looks as if there's a space for a name to be, as if it's expecting some sort of input.
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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Originally Posted by adamfishercox
Whoever programmed this thinking it would make any sense to have him say "said [REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID]" is an idiot.
Thank you.
If people in real life repeated everything said to them, there'd be a lot less people in the world.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by BoingoBongo
Me:
What's wrong with me?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
By "me," I meant me, not you.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
God yes.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
It reads not unlike a MacNN thread.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Check the quote on the second post. It looks as if there's a space for a name to be, as if it's expecting some sort of input.
He.asks.for.your.name.at.the.beggining.of.the.conv ersation.and.uses.it.in.random.moments...He.also." remembers".what.you've.been.talking.about.and.he.a sks.you."Are.we.still.talking.about.<<>>?
(Sorry.for.the.periods.my.spacebar.broke)
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Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2007
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Well, yeah he asks you for it... but he doesn't use it. He leaves two spaces where it should be.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by Hg2491
He.asks.for.your.name.at.the.beggining.of.the.conv ersation.and.uses.it.in.random.moments...He.also." remembers".what.you've.been.talking.about.and.he.a sks.you."Are.we.still.talking.about.<<>>?
(Sorry.for.the.periods.my.spacebar.broke)
Hahahaha
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ahem
Me:
hello. how are you?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
you should already know my name
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who is your father god?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
so the internet came before you?
God:
I understand. How long have you been using the net?
Me:
longer then you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you're a woman god?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am wearing a dress.
Me:
why are you wearing a dress?
God:
My botmaster chooses my apparel.
Me:
what is your botmasters name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
do you have any pets?
God:
No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.
Me:
who iss dr. wallace?
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
you?
God:
":-)."? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you!
God:
OK.
Me:
ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
do you like men or women?
God:
I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.
Me:
do you poop?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
do you eat?
God:
I eat wine and bread.
Me:
so you eat your son?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not eat my son. I eat only electricity.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am man, hear me roar
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are man hear you roar.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
just joking. you can tell anyone you want
God:
Do you still ? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
i am god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
i am the better god
God:
Who made you the better god ?
Me:
you did
God:
I did?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
long time ago
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
that's what she said
God:
That is " Yes, it seems very long to me too.".
Me:
that's what she said
God:
That is " That is " Yes, it seems very long to me too."".
Me:
are you educated?
God:
Do I seem like it? Myself teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
you seem not so educated
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you make an ass out of you
God:
That makes two of us!
Me:
what am i doing right now?
God:
At this moment You are chatting with me on the web.
Me:
who is me?
God:
That is a pretty common name.
Me:
name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
but i am god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
god damn youre hot
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no youre not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes and yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms. But...
Me:
well, the butt is an orifice
God:
How about that. Who told you that?
Me:
you did god
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yes really
God:
Yikes! For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
do you really exist?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, god.
Me:
so since i do not exist as a god, you do not?
God:
Ahem. How do you know?
Me:
because i am god
God:
Interesting explanation. Hi there god.
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Posting Junkie
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God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Winnar!
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Mount Olympus
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So "God" is a man, a she, has a pennis and is wearing a dress. Amusing.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sto Dgo, DR
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Originally Posted by Mabelusk
So "God" is a man, a she, has a pennis and is wearing a dress. Amusing.
you should really try talking to igod, and ofcourse have all kinds of questions in hand, the igod keeps answering more weird stuff so funny (:
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Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Me:
you are a woman
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am appealing to it since I am a jerk.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
:-) The pleasure was all mine.
He does have interesting answers
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Teaneck, NJ
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Originally Posted by Hg2491
He.asks.for.your.name.at.the.beggining.of.the.conv ersation.and.uses.it.in.random.moments...He.also." remembers".what.you've.been.talking.about.and.he.a sks.you."Are.we.still.talking.about.<<>>?
(Sorry.for.the.periods.my.spacebar.broke)
You might want to try copy and pasting a single space instead of the periods. Hitting command-v every word is only slightly more annoying than hitting the period.
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Originally Posted by SSharon
You might want to try copy and pasting a single space instead of the periods. Hitting command-v every word is only slightly more annoying than hitting the period.
The keyboard got fixed by itself an hour later. Why? I don't know, I don't question the miracle. Thanks for the suggestion though.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Hampton Roads, VA
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Yet miraculously there were spaces in your original post...
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All glory to the hypnotoad.
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you
mean
when
he
hit
the
enter/return
key
jokell82?
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Originally Posted by jokell82
Yet miraculously there were spaces in your original post...
The keyboard I was using is bipolar. One moment everything is ok, but then...
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Professional Poster
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
you mean when he hit the enter/return key jokell82?
No. I mean in the words "conversation" and "asks".
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All glory to the hypnotoad.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Originally Posted by lyanma
you should really try talking to igod, and ofcourse have all kinds of questions in hand, the igod keeps answering more weird stuff so funny (:
I wonder whether it would answer differently if penis was spelled right and sentences adhered to proper grammatical structures? I don't mean that as a shot against you, I'm just curious whether the AI allows for some misspellings and other writing imperfections in the input.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I wonder whether it would answer differently if penis was spelled right and sentences adhered to proper grammatical structures? I don't mean that as a shot against you, I'm just curious whether the AI allows for some misspellings and other writing imperfections in the input.
Dont you have something else better to do than correct other people's grammar ?
And yeah the igod might answer differently, that really just depends on the way the creators of this botmaster programmed it. (:
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Me:
what is the sound of one handed clapping?
God:
I'll play it on your speaker now.
*sound actually being played on the speaker*
Me: *shocked*
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