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The offensive thread
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You really aren't funny, you are pretty unattractive, your race is inferior, and you aren't particularly good at what you do.
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Bess, we have no urge to read your love letters from your wife.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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The art of offensive disparagement has really dimmed since Will left the scene.
I always wanted to commit to memory Kent's verbal barrage against Oswald in King Lear, so I can at least share it here:
[Thou art...] "A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily livered, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in a way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch..." —King Lear, II.2
If Will were writing today, I'm sure he would add something to the effect: "and your code smells as rank as a moldy turd."
***In before the lock***
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TOMBSTONE: "He's trashed his last preferences"
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Originally Posted by Love Calm Quiet
The art of offensive disparagement has really dimmed since Will left the scene.
I always wanted to commit to memory Kent's verbal barrage against Oswald in King Lear, so I can at least share it here:
[Thou art...] "A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily livered, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in a way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch..." —King Lear, II.2
If Will were writing today, I'm sure he would add something to the effect: "and your code smells as rank as a moldy money."
***In before the lock***
My response: "your face is a moldy money!"
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Members. If we could just get rid of all the members. Then finally, it would be quiet around here.
There has to be a way, they just need encouragement. And I do have all these knives sitting around not doing anything. Perhaps a series of lunch dates.
oh, i thought this was the scare thread.
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Originally Posted by reader50
Members. If we could just get rid of all the members. Then finally, it would be quiet around here.
There has to be a way, they just need encouragement. And I do have all these knives sitting around not doing anything. Perhaps a series of lunch dates.
oh, i thought this was the scare thread.
Was that a threat ?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You really aren't funny, you are pretty unattractive, your race is inferior, and you aren't particularly good at what you do.
Is that offensive or just mildly rude in a personal manner? To be offensive surely your post should transgress some solid social mores.
Expecting more creative offensiveness.
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Originally Posted by Doc HM
Is that offensive or just mildly rude in a personal manner? To be offensive surely your post should transgress some solid social mores.
Expecting more creative offensiveness.
I thought "your race is inferior" was sort of pushing the boundaries a little...
How about "your God is a big sham, and your pastor has sex with animals"?
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Not offensive. Just immature.
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Originally Posted by reader50
Members. If we could just get rid of all the members. Then finally, it would be quiet around here.
NO THREADS ABOUT OTHERS' MEMBERS.
(banination!)
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Originally Posted by reader50
Perhaps a series of lunch dates.
And then there will be cake.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You really aren't funny
There you go.
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Originally Posted by subego
Holy mod self-delete!!!
Me? I tried to just make a smiley after your post, because it was by far the best joke in the thread so far, but for some reason it didn't work, and I didn't feel like bothering with it.
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The new Mac Pro has up to 30 MB of cache inside the processor itself. That's more than the HD in my first Mac. Somehow I'm still running out of space.
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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The best offense is a good defense. No wai
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Originally Posted by P
Me? I tried to just make a smiley after your post, because it was by far the best joke in the thread so far, but for some reason it didn't work, and I didn't feel like bothering with it.
I figured some smileys cross the line, even in an offensive thread.
Or, I thought it was weird that there was a post there, then there wasn't.
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I find you ALL to be eaters of broken meats.
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Never fear the fearless, unless the impossible is possible.
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Originally Posted by Dork.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
From Willow, right? Are you a fan of that movie?
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Originally Posted by awaspaas
I find you ALL to be eaters of broken meats.
Your face is a broken meat.
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Your meat is a broken meat.
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That's pretty offensive Andi, you bitch!
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I knew I should have let someone else walk into that.
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Somebody with a little more maturity than I?
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I hope you all eventually choke on smegma.
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I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Your meat is a broken meat.
That's what she said.
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Originally Posted by imitchellg5
That's what she said.
…and yet the cheerleaders still evade you.
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!
Look! I came here for an argument.
Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse.
Oh I see, that explains it.
No, you want room 12A next door.
I see - sorry.
Not at all. Stupid git.
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What, me worry?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
From Willow, right? Are you a fan of that movie?
Either that was a joke, or you've finally shed some light on why you're just not funny.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
Either that was a joke, or you've finally shed some light on why you're just not funny.
Actually, it does remind me of a line from Willow, but I suspect it is a Monty Python quote... I'm not as familiar with Python as I should be to pick up on that right away.
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
…and yet the cheerleaders still evade you.
Don't go there brother.
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Originally Posted by imitchellg5
Don't go there brother.
Not my fault that you smell like New Jersey lil brother.
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