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Hot chick really likes cats
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Wow.
That can't be real surely?
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Viral ad for a dating service, eh?
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She's done some other spoofy videos. Right now the jury's out on whether she's just having fun or if she did get hired by e-harmony, yes.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
WTF?
Originally Posted by Blog post
And for the doubters out there, the Danish Cat Convention is a real thing.
Erm, no it’s not.
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Where's hot chick ?
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Seconded
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Doofy's new soulmate?
She too fat.
However, I am the cat commander, the pussy protector, the feline fiddler, the kittie constable. So the girl could learn a thing or two from me. After about six months in the gym, obviously.
Originally Posted by OisÃn
Erm, no it’s not.
Then that's a country in need of less bastards then!
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
She too fat.
If you think that she is "too fat," then I could teach you a thing or two about what "too fat" really means.
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How much do you weigh Doofy?
She's a little chunky, but better a little chunky than super skinny.
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Originally Posted by Person Man
If you think that she is "too fat," then I could teach you a thing or two about what "too fat" really means.
Heh.
Originally Posted by besson3c
How much do you weigh Doofy?
212. Nothing but awesomeness.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Heh.
212. Nothing but awesomeness.
Hmmm... maybe *you're* fat?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hmmm... maybe *you're* fat?
Maybe I'm not.
(Except where it counts, obviously)
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Maybe I'm not.
(Except where it counts, obviously)
Well how on Earth are we supposed to know that since you haven't posted a serious picture of yourself like I have? All you've posted is a picture of Dave Mustaine, and it's not terribly likely that we'd have two Mustaine look-alikes here, is it?
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As if *any* of you geeks would kick her out of bed for snoring.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Phileas
As if *any* of you geeks would kick her out of bed for snoring.
*Raises hand*
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Originally Posted by Phileas
As if *any* of you geeks would kick her out of bed for snoring.
It'd be an amazingly difficult task to guard the cake cupboard with her around. And you know she'd be into it if it wasn't guarded, thus piling on the pounds very quickly and becoming fatty catty lady.
She actually seems like a nice girl, to be honest. It's shame more of the ho's out there aren't nice and sweet like she is - world would be a better place.
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Aging musicians don't guard cake. They scoff it, in secret.
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What's "aging", precious?
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Originally Posted by Phileas
As if *any* of you geeks would kick her out of bed for snoring.
I would. But then maybe not, as I am married to a redhead who wears me out too much and I sleep like a baby every night.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
I would. But then maybe not, as I am married to a redhead who wears me out too much and I sleep like a baby every night.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Her voice makes me want to be clawed to death by cats.
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Originally Posted by imitchellg5
Her voice makes me want to be clawed to death by cats.
It makes you want yourself to be clawed to death? Wouldn’t it be a more logical reaction (and a much more ironic development) to want her to be clawed to death by cats?
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So many questions left unanswered...
I wonder what her kitty looks like?
Do you think she has a nice kitty?
Do you think she loves her kitty?
Is she on eHarmony to find a man who loves her kitty as much as she loves her kitty?
Do you think she'd let you stroke her kitty if you asked her nicely?
Yes, I'm bored.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
It'd be an amazingly difficult task to guard the cake cupboard with her around. And you know she'd be into it if it wasn't guarded, thus piling on the pounds very quickly and becoming fatty catty lady.
She actually seems like a nice girl, to be honest. It's shame more of the ho's out there aren't nice and sweet like she is - world would be a better place.
If you thought she was hot she'd totally be your soulmate
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Originally Posted by besson3c
If you thought she was hot she'd totally be your soulmate
No. She says she "loves to run", while I believe that running is for poor people who don't have a servant to do it for them. That's kind of a deal-breaker.
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I watched the first 25 seconds, skipped to a part where she was bawling about cats without a home, concluded she's a certifiable nutbag, and closed the window.
That is all.
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
No. She says she "loves to run", while I believe that running is for poor people who don't have a servant to do it for them. That's kind of a deal-breaker.
Can you tell us a little about your cats?
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Just wanted to cast my vote for her being very cute and potentially even hot.
That is all.
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Originally Posted by Phileas
As if *any* of you geeks would kick her out of bed for snoring.
Me, she be pudgy. My wife hit 130lbs last year and she started jogging with me every day. I just said, "shorts, sports bra, track shoes, let's go". The other will likely be getting big soon, but there'll be a baby in there, so that's okay.
Originally Posted by Doofy
No. She says she "loves to run", while I believe that running is for poor people who don't have a servant to do it for them.
Sometimes I swear that I just don't know you anymore.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Can you tell us a little about your cats?
Yes. They're cats. Furry. Like to be stroked.
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Originally Posted by Shaddim
Sometimes I swear that I just don't know you anymore.
Running = low class.
Power walking = classy.
Get with the times man!
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Running = low class.
Power walking = classy.
Get with the times man!
See? Aging.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Yes. They're cats. Furry. Like to be stroked.
Which of them wear bowties? What are their names?
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It's basement cat.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Originally Posted by Phileas
See? Aging.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Can you tell us a little about your cats?
Catpixjack!
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