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Hey guys, anybody want to talk about sexual intercourse, vaginal penetration, stuff like that?
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It's neat until someone tries to put their penis up your bottom.
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"angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress"
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Posting Junkie
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Sexual intercourse. I think I remember that. Vaguely.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Originally Posted by Ω 
It's neat until someone tries to put their penis up your bottom.
How do you know that?
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P in the V then B'ing my L all over those T's is the best part of waking up. Folgers was wrong.
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Originally Posted by MacinTommy
P in the V then B'ing my L all over those T's is the best part of waking up. Folgers was wrong.
roflmao
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep
Sexual intercourse. I think I remember that. Vaguely.
Why the bad attitude?
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Originally Posted by subego
Why the bad attitude?
Its more fun that way.
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Clinically Insane
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Not the way he's making it sound.
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by subego
Why the bad attitude?
No attitude intended.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Clinically Insane
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Whoa... Dude. I am totally sorry. I didn't occur to me it could be interpreted that way.
I meant bad attitude about yourself.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Originally Posted by subego
Whoa... Dude. I am totally sorry. I didn't occur to me it could be interpreted that way.
I meant bad attitude about yourself.
Hahaha. He's just missing the folgers in the morning.
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Posting Junkie
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I wondered. It was just an honest statement. If I was bitter, I guess I'd be doing more about it.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Clinically Insane
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I can understand that.
If it wasn't though, you deserve a pep-talk
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Would this thread have been locked if the forum was still run on vBulletin? Hmmm...
Anybody want to talk about sticky semen and sperm, vaginal lube, anal sex, anal beads?
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Clinically Insane
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Is there something specific?
My best lube story is from Kathy Griffin, who was in the makeup chair at The View. They were talking about sex, and Kathy, wanting to shock Barbara, said "I'm no stranger to the K-Y".
Barbara's response was "I pwefer Astwogwide".
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I think I heard that story before. I vote 'true.'
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Clinically Insane
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My life is better if I think it's true.
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Anyone who tries them both I'm sure will prefer Astroglide's lightweight slippery smooth viscosity and the fact that it STAYS slippery.
KY starts out alright but soon dries out and becomes almost abrasive.
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The only logical deduction: Abe has had sex with Barbara Walters.
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There was a time, not too many years ago, when my very jealous g/f and I got into a serious argument when I said that Barbara was still looking pretty sexy for an old bird.
BTW, you may not believe it but I've always had a slight problem of being liked too much. So, I shun people as a way of remaining free of entanglements and of sparing myself AND THEM the emotionally taxing chore of letting them down easy.
But, I may be lying.
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Originally Posted by subego
I can understand that.
If it wasn't though, you deserve a pep-talk
Thanks!
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by kimosABE
Anyone who tries them both I'm sure will prefer Astroglide's lightweight slippery smooth viscosity and the fact that it STAYS slippery.
KY starts out alright but soon dries out and becomes almost abrasive.
Which one tastes better?
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Clinically Insane
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They both taste like petroleum.
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Would this thread have been locked if the forum was still run on vBulletin? Hmmm...
Anybody want to talk about sticky semen and sperm, vaginal lube, anal sex, anal beads?
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ebuddy
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This forum went from flaccid to erect after this thread was started. Perhaps more will join the astro-slip-n-glide fun.
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Posting Junkie
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep
uh hu. How about the delightfully names twatter?
http://twatter.com
edit: obv. NSFW (a lot)
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This space for Hire! Reasonable rates. Reach an audience of literally dozens!
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Originally Posted by o
It's neat until someone tries to put their penis up your bottom.
Dude that's when it gets fun!
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by subego
They both taste like petroleum.
I've never actually tasted petroleum. I always imagined it tastes like tequila.
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Clinically Insane
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It does once you distill it.
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Originally Posted by Doc HM
uh hu. How about the delightfully names twatter?
http://twatter.com
edit: obv. NSFW (a lot)
Like it :
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey guys, anybody want to talk about sexual intercourse, vaginal penetration, stuff like that?
WTF? Is this what Apple fans talk about on tech forums??
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by wrenchy
WTF? Is this what Apple fans talk about on tech forums??
When we are conducting scientific experiments pertaining to forum moderation, yeah.
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Originally Posted by wrenchy
WTF? Is this what Apple fans talk about on tech forums??
Are you one of those Apple fans that doesn't have sex?
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by wrenchy
Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey guys, anybody want to talk about sexual intercourse, vaginal penetration, stuff like that?
WTF? Is this what Apple fans talk about on tech forums??
The idea is to see whether moderators are still around.
But yeah, besson's posts aren't to everyone's (or anyone's) taste.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
The idea is to see whether moderators are still around.
But yeah, besson's posts aren't to everyone's (or anyone's) taste.
They're to my taste.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by wrenchy
WTF?
Watch your mouth!
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Originally Posted by subego
Watch your mouth!
As a child I was given kerosene to gargle with when I had a sore throat.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
When we are conducting scientific experiments pertaining to forum moderation, yeah.
Gotcha.
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Originally Posted by subego
How'd that work out?
I always blame the LSD.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
They're to my taste.
That's what she said.
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