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Newport Beach, Lupo's, Club Babyhead, The Livingroom, In Your Ear Records, The Avon, and this one great pizza joint I can't think of.
But, yeah, RI sucks!
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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A few things you'll never hear a Southerner say:
- Hey, you can't feed that to the dog.
- Them deer heads just detract from the decor, Betty.
- You know, I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- Wait a minute, we're in luck, I saved it all to a floppy disk.
- Hey, now here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
- Those Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
- No kids, ridin' in the back of the truck to town is not safe.
And did I mention that I'm so southern, I even put my computer up on blocks.
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Originally posted by ReggieX:
<STRONG>Foxy Lady, Cheaters, Club Fantasy, Marios and this one great Japanese massage parlor I can't think of.
But, yeah, RI sucks!</STRONG>
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As far as I know, Babyhead is no more. Ditto the Living Room. The Avon is great, but I prefer the Cable Car. Sofas, you know.
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Originally posted by hytek:
<STRONG>A few things you'll never hear a Southerner say:
- Hey, you can't feed that to the dog.
- Them deer heads just detract from the decor, Betty.
- You know, I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- Wait a minute, we're in luck, I saved it all to a floppy disk.
- Hey, now here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
- Those Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
- No kids, ridin' in the back of the truck to town is not safe.
And did I mention that I'm so southern, I even put my computer up on blocks.</STRONG>
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!
Good hustle, kid. Glad to have ya here amongst the proudly irreverent.
One thing you'll never hear from a RHode Island-
Politician: Jeez! No! Bribes are illegal!
Lawyer: Well, we could sue, but that'd be unethical and we'd just be clogging up the courts with frivolous suits
Cop: Ok. I'll let you off with a warning.
Cranston Girl: You think my hair's too big?
Cranston Boy: Irocs suck!
Buddy: Yep, I'm guilty. I did it.
Slavator Mancini, Mayor of North Prov: I can read.
Anyone in the state: Mob? There's no Mob here...
[ 03-20-2002: Message edited by: maxelson ]
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Well, I left in 1991 (edit), so that's no surprise.
I see moderator's been following my evil twin, ArchieX...
[ 03-20-2002: Message edited by: ReggieX ]
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Most common last words of a southern redneck:
"Hey yall, watch this!"
(edited to correct ... wait a minute, how can anyone misspell southern redneck speak?)
[ 03-20-2002: Message edited by: mavapa ]
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Most common last words of a southern redneck:
"Hey yall, watch this!"
Me and my cousin tell everyone that our last words will be, "Hold my beer, watch this shit!"
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Yeah, same thing, right? It's in the blood, I tell ya. Beer, that is.
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North Dakota: Our first line of defense against the canadians.
holy sh!t.
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Originally posted by clRagnarok:
<STRONG>North Dakota: Our first line of defense against the canadians.
holy sh!t.</STRONG>
There is only one tree in North Dakota to hide the tank behind. I hope they don't see it.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
ADVANTAGE Motorsports Marketing, Inc. • speedXdesign, Inc.
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i missed the stereotype thread, so i'm bringing it back
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c l R a g n a r o k
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Originally posted by clRagnarok:
<STRONG>i missed the stereotype thread, so i'm bringing it back</STRONG>
All people who bring back old threads are evil and should be dragged out into the street and shot. 
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Originally posted by Moderator:
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Is Arby's considered BBQ?</STRONG>
mmmmm arby's
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all women are ...ehh, nevermind.......
[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: suprz ]
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because she's a woman
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Unitarians... the Hamlets of the religious community.
Thanks for bringing this back
Let the (god natured) venom SPEW!
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Originally posted by maxelson:
<STRONG>Unitarians... the Hamlets of the religious community.
Thanks for bringing this back
Let the (god natured) venom SPEW!</STRONG>
Boy, I'll be glad when that production of Hamlet is over with, and you stop making all those limp-wristed Theatre (what's with the backwards r & e thing anyway? Friggin snobs-- in Amurca its ER. THEE-et-ER! sheeit) namby pamby Hamlet references.
Oh, and good morning.
P.S. you wear those dumb theater stretch-tight pants that are supposed to make actors look all Robin-Hood and medival, but just make 'em look pansy? I mean, what's with that? It's not like there was SPANDEX in Olde England. Duh.
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What moron thought this thread would be a good idea? Anyone who would post in this thread must be some kind of moron. And we all know idle hands are the devil's playground. Among other things. And that reminds me, why has no one bashed the Mormons? What's up with that? Is there some kind of conspiracy to keep from bashing them?
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The trouble in England is: it is run by old women of both sexes.
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Originally posted by mavapa:
<STRONG>... And that reminds me, why has no one bashed the Mormons? What's up with that? Is there some kind of conspiracy to keep from bashing them?</STRONG>
We are all around you. People you never even suspected... Are you SURE you want to bash us? We have powers....
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Originally posted by mavapa:
<STRONG> And that reminds me, why has no one bashed the Mormons? What's up with that? Is there some kind of conspiracy to keep from bashing them?</STRONG>
Shooting fish in a barrel. No sport in't.
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Originally posted by chris v:
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Boy, I'll be glad when that production of Hamlet is over with, and you stop making all those limp-wristed Theatre (what's with the backwards r & e thing anyway? Friggin snobs-- in Amurca its ER. THEE-et-ER! sheeit) namby pamby Hamlet references.
Oh, and good morning.
P.S. you wear those dumb theater stretch-tight pants that are supposed to make actors look all Robin-Hood and medival, but just make 'em look pansy? I mean, what's with that? It's not like there was SPANDEX in Olde England. Duh.
CV
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How abolute the knave is...
ahem...
Do thou amend thy face, and I will amend my life.
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Originally posted by maxelson:
<STRONG>
How abolute the knave is...
ahem...
Do thou amend thy face, and I will amend my life.
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As a southerner, I'm prohibited by law from reading namby-pamby literature, so I'll have to concede, as I'm an ignoramus.
Point Maxelson.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Originally posted by chris v:
<STRONG>
As a southerner, I'm prohibited by law from reading namby-pamby literature, so I'll have to concede, as I'm an ignoramus.
Point Maxelson.
CV</STRONG>
KING HENRY V
What treasure, uncle?
EXETER
Tennis-balls, my liege.
KING HENRY V
We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;
His present and your pains we thank you for:
When we have march'd our rackets to these balls,
We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard.
And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his
Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones; and his soul
Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance
That shall fly with them: for many a thousand widows
Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands;
Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;
And some are yet ungotten and unborn
That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.
OH, YEAH!!!
Shakespeare SMACKDOWN! Who's next?!? Hah? Whoooooo's NEXT!
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Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
� � Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Tennyson anyone?
Hey, it's a pun. and it says volley'd in it!
Lob,
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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