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You must have selectively missed the post where I gave the scriptures. Go back and read the thread.
I read some very vague crap about palm trees, being happy, and pleasantly scented breath. Don't tell me this is another one of those 'interpretations' you come up with again. If there is a sentence that says that 'sex is good and should be done often and with passion' in the bible, that's what I want to know about. If you're referring to some paragraph about climbing trees to obtain fruit, please spare me your very insane (yet very creative! props on that!) interpretations.
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You know, birth control is a really easy (and pretty cheap) way to (a)prevent pregnancy and (b)put a girl's period on such a regular schedule she'll be able to know exactly when and for how long her periods will be.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
I read some very vague crap about palm trees, being happy, and pleasantly scented breath. Don't tell me this is another one of those 'interpretations' you come up with again. If there is a sentence that says that 'sex is good and should be done often and with passion' in the bible, that's what I want to know about. If you're referring to some paragraph about climbing trees to obtain fruit, please spare me your very insane (yet very creative! props on that!) interpretations.
There's nothing in Song of Solomon that I know of that says that people should have sex often. However, the Bible does make it clear that sex - in the right context, e.g. marriage - is a beautiful thing that is meant to be enjoyed...not just a utilitarian act designed solely for procreation. If it wasn't meant to be enjoyable, then God wouldn't have made it possible for us to have orgasms.
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100% conjecture.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
You know, birth control is a really easy (and pretty cheap) way to (a)prevent pregnancy and (b)put a girl's period on such a regular schedule she'll be able to know exactly when and for how long her periods will be.
It's also a good way to mess up her life. A girl that I'm pretty close to is having lots of vaginal problems because of birth control pills. It's not a perfect solution. It also tends to make girls bitchy, inflates their breasts and makes them super sore, all sorts of side effects. My wife isn't on birth control for a lot of those reasons. We tried it and it sucked.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
And, Rob, you mentioned being the best lay in high school
No I didn't. You are making things up right now, and I do not appreciate people of your intelligence spreading lies about me. I have NEVER said that, and I demand a retraction. I did NOT say that. I just said that I made sure girls had orgasms. I tried all sorts of stuff. Anything that got results. I said this in response to your 'assumption' that all high school males just want to get off in a few seconds and don't bother pleasing the girl. Your assumption is full of ****, and you're speaking about a subject which you have ZERO experience with, since you never had sex in high school. I did. You didn't. I have personal experiences with what it was like, you don't. You make assumptions that all high school guys are like 'this', and you're wrong about it, because they aren't all like that.
Now please edit your post to remove your lies, because I never said that.
I would be curious about what the girls you slept with would say about that. I don't just want to know if you were "the best ever", I want to know if they really enjoyed it as much as you did, and as much as you say they did. My guess is you'd be surprised.
I'm still friends with all of them. I have never claimed to be the 'best ever'. That's you making things up again. I just said I CARE about pleasing my partners, something you seem to think is impossible during high school.
I'd also be curious to see what your wife, deep down in the deepest parts of her heart, really thinks about you sleeping with multiple girls before you were even 18.
Actually I only slept with one girl before I was 18. We had a 1.5 year relationship. We were in love. Hence she has no problem with it.
P.S. Girls know how to fake really good orgasms a lot more easily than guys, since there's no physical material to produce as a result of one. 
Obviously you've never given a girl an orgasm then. The rapid-fire quivering of the thighs/vaginal contractions are something that can't be faked, in my opinion. Sure, someone could flex those muscles, but I don't see how you could get them to 'spasm' like that on command to fake an orgasm. But this is a subject for another topic.
Now please remove your lies about me.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
I know you weren't being literal, but yet...
does getting laid make you a man? Or does being mature make you a man?
What makes a man?
Usually, it's the twig and berries, but with the modern marvels of surgery today, I can't be so sure anymore.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
a few pages back he was bitching that his wife is sexually immature/retarded
My my what a good christian you are.
I wasn't bitching about it, I mentioned it. I was not whining or complaining. But once again you choose to make things up about me, and lie about me. I am reporting you the next time you do this, so I suggest whenever you're about to post something "I SAID", you take a long hard look at what you've written, and see if I actually said that. I'm sick of stupid brainwashed people putting words in my mouth. This is your last warning.
I said she was having issues, not that she's immature, or retarded.
Though I probably will show her this thread, your views on all humans being sinners and awful, and if you're lucky she'll post her opinion of your mental state.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
What gave our minds the ability to do it? Why even have such an option for right or wrong?
Our ability to reason. Not TEH LORD! Reason is what gives us our ability to compare decisions, and pick the better one.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
You know, birth control is a really easy (and pretty cheap) way to (a)prevent pregnancy and (b)put a girl's period on such a regular schedule she'll be able to know exactly when and for how long her periods will be.
The pill can cause a hormonal imbalance, trickle bleeding, heart disease, mood swings, etc. It all depends on the physiology of the one taking it.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
My my what a good christian you are.
I wasn't bitching about it, I mentioned it. I was not whining or complaining. But once again you choose to make things up about me, and lie about me. I am reporting you the next time you do this, so I suggest whenever you're about to post something "I SAID", you take a long hard look at what you've written, and see if I actually said that. I'm sick of stupid brainwashed people putting words in my mouth. This is your last warning.
I said she was having issues, not that she's immature, or retarded.
Though I probably will show her this thread, your views on all humans being sinners and awful, and if you're lucky she'll post her opinion of your mental state.
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Man I wish we had a ledger for all the topics we covered in this thread.
Now batting: Birth Control.
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I'm bored enough one just might pop up.
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well, don't forget someones personal sexual frustrations in life
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Originally Posted by G4ME
pass the popcorn
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Page 1:
-Macgeek dumped his gf
-Teenage pregnancy
-Blue Discus fish
-GF pictures
-Cat pictures
-She wouldn't put out
-Prostitues are better
-Christians are nutcases
-Captain Obvious sucks
-Rob was the man in high school
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-Pedophilia
-Christians are retarded
-Besson tries to be reasonable
-Abstinence is bad
-Abstinence is good
-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
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-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
-MTV is ruining our culture
-Cat pictures
-Besson sucks up to his feminist wife
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-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
-Jawbone is Scooter
-Name changes at post count intervals
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-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
-Kevin tries to get the last word, but fails
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-Salty
-Jewish girls put out the same as normal girls
-Laminar attempts to get the last word
-Captain Obvious has hooked up with thousands of loose Jewish girls
-Cat pictures
-Christians are retarded
-Laminar breaks up Rob's mardenesque 9 post string
-Captain Obvious makes up stuff about Rob's life
-Rob corrects it
-MacGeek is excited to catch up on the thread
-Catholic girls like it up the bum
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-Catholicism has given Rob's wife "issues"
-Cat pictures
-Abstinence doesn't exist in Europe
-Kitchen pooping
-Kevin tries to get the last word
-We have a swear filter
-Sex with animals
-erik is familiar with the US's education system
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-RR says Rob is ignorant
-MacGeek is excited to catch up on the thread
-Sex feels good
-Kevin says Oreo doesn't know what the US is like
-Kevin asks leading questions
-shifuimam posts a loooot of stuff that's too long to read
-Big Mac drops the bomb: Europe is a "decaying mess," socialism, atheism, nihilism, global warming, health care, birth control, women's rights, Germany is still full of Nazis
-RR says sex is good
-Kevin continues to ask leading questions
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-Oreo debunks Big Mac
-Salty
-shifuimam posts a bunch more
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-Laminar takes the last word
-Rumor, although he disagrees, is able to somehow remain civil
-Kevin takes last word back
-Absolute morality, death penalty, war
-2000 years ago the earth was flat, but it changed when the church decided it was round
-People are inherently bad
-Kerrigan fears the islamo-facist takeover of Europe
-marden
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-Religion is advantageous to society
-Religion is disadvantageous to society
-marden
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-macgeek's game and peripherials
-Mastrap is spend
-Dakar is buy
-Rob has mardenesque octo-post
-CO is the awesomest
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-macgeek is excited to read the thread
-Religious schools
-Sex before marriage is critical
-Kevin asks leading questions
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-Religion sucks
-Birth control
-Sexual frustration
-Laminar takes last word
-Summary is discussed
-Brittany Spears
-Keeping the live update going
-Tom Cruise
*editor's note: for this summary to truly be accurate, one must add "Dakar makes snarky comments" to each page*
Yeah, I'm bored. Tests are over, I'm caught up on Heroes, and I have nothing left to do but list my books on Amazon.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Yep, Kevin loses. That's too bad.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi : What makes a man?
Originally Posted by Rumor
Usually, it's the twig and berries, but with the modern marvels of surgery today, I can't be so sure anymore.
in lieu of a serious answer, or "Dr. Frankenfurter", I will accept this.
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Goss, that summary is epic man. Post of the year, for you. JEez.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Page 1:
-Macgeek dumped his gf
-Teenage pregnancy
-Blue Discus fish
-GF pictures
-Cat pictures
-She wouldn't put out
-Prostitues are better
-Christians are nutcases
-Captain Obvious sucks
-Rob was the man in high school
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-Pedophilia
-Christians are retarded
-Besson tries to be reasonable
-Abstinence is bad
-Abstinence is good
-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
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-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
-MTV is ruining our culture
-Cat pictures
-Besson sucks up to his feminist wife
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-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
-Jawbone is Scooter
-Name changes at post count intervals
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-Kevin doesn't know what a joke is
-Kevin tries to get the last word, but fails
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-Salty
-Jewish girls put out the same as normal girls
-Laminar attempts to get the last word
-Captain Obvious has hooked up with thousands of loose Jewish girls
-Cat pictures
-Christians are retarded
-Laminar breaks up Rob's mardenesque 9 post string
-Captain Obvious makes up stuff about Rob's life
-Rob corrects it
-MacGeek is excited to catch up on the thread
-Catholic girls like it up the bum
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-Catholicism has given Rob's wife "issues"
-Cat pictures
-Abstinence doesn't exist in Europe
-Kitchen pooping
-Kevin tries to get the last word
-We have a swear filter
-Sex with animals
-erik is familiar with the US's education system
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-RR says Rob is ignorant
-MacGeek is excited to catch up on the thread
-Sex feels good
-Kevin says Oreo doesn't know what the US is like
-Kevin asks leading questions
-shifuimam posts a loooot of stuff that's too long to read
-Big Mac drops the bomb: Europe is a "decaying mess," socialism, atheism, nihilism, global warming, health care, birth control, women's rights, Germany is still full of Nazis
-RR says sex is good
-Kevin continues to ask leading questions
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-Oreo debunks Big Mac
-Salty
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-Laminar takes the last word
-Rumor, although he disagrees, is able to somehow remain civil
-Kevin takes last word back
-Absolute morality, death penalty, war
-People are inherently bad
-Kerrigan fears the islamo-facist takeover of Europe
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-Religion is disadvantageous to society
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-macgeek's game and peripherials
-Mastrap is spend
-Dakar is buy
-Rob has mardenesque octo-post
-CO is the awesomest
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-macgeek is excited to read the thread
-Religious schools
-Sex before marriage is critical
-Kevin asks leading questions
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-Religion sucks
-Birth control
-Sexual frustration
This is so awesome, I just spent 15 minutes trying to locate something from my days at another forum so I could post this:
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Well I'm glad you quoted it all.
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Lucky for me, everyone is on lunch, otherwise they would be wondering why I am laughing uncontrolably.
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Well I'm glad you quoted it all.
I am disappointed I only get one mention, and a particularly lame one at that, when I caused Kevin 30 mentions.
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Originally Posted by DakarÊ’
I am disappointed I only get one mention, and a particularly lame one at that, when I caused Kevin 30 mentions.
I thought of that, and the best I could have done would be to add "Dakar makes snarky comments" on every page. You don't usually set the topic, you just go with it.
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Kitchen pooping
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I thought of that, and the best I could have done would be to add "Dakar makes snarky comments" on every page. You don't usually set the topic, you just go with it.
Yeah, I'll take no mention rather than see use of the word snarky.
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Originally Posted by DakarÊ’
I am disappointed I only get one mention, and a particularly lame one at that, when I caused Kevin 30 mentions.
At least you didn't get accused of being civil.
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That'd be like using Britney Spears and responsible in the same sentence.
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...keeping the live update going...
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Originally Posted by DakarÊ’
That'd be like using Britney Spears and responsible in the same sentence.
Or Tom Cruise and straight.
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Tom Cruise can go straight to the funny farm as far as I'm concerned.
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Tom Cruise can go straight to the funny farm as far as I'm concerned.
Sorry, Rumor, Chuckit makes a compelling argument, there.
Laminate, you're missing "flat earth" from your summary.
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Sorry, Rumor, Chuckit makes a compelling argument, there.
Laminate, you're missing "flat earth" from your summary.
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Pay attention now. 
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Pay attention now.
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I read some very vague crap about palm trees, being happy, and pleasantly scented breath. Don't tell me this is another one of those 'interpretations' you come up with again. If there is a sentence that says that 'sex is good and should be done often and with passion' in the bible, that's what I want to know about. If you're referring to some paragraph about climbing trees to obtain fruit, please spare me your very insane (yet very creative! props on that!) interpretations.
I understand you like simple things, but the Bible is not a simple document. Maybe you just aren't able to understand it.
Try reading it once and seeing what you get out of it before you bash m'kay?
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I'm still not seeing this 'sex is good and should be done often with passion' thing. Where is that part?
It is scattered throughout the Bible. Song of Solomon is very promoting of a sexual intimate relationship. And Paul speaks of "burning with passion".
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CRAP! I feel bad about not reading the whole thread before replying.
"Laminate", that was a piece of work I will tell my future generations about till my deathbed.
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Seriously?
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