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SpaceMonkey · Apr 10, 2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

so yeah,, but Monday/wednesday/friday, I get all the sleep in the world.

Sleeping three days a week? I think you should (A) take more advantage of your girlfriend, or (B) supplement that time by getting a second girlfriend. You might even be able to work a third in there.

This is assuming that your bowel movements are regular enough to handle the extra girlfriends. If not, I'd look into fiber supplements.

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 10:46 AM

It's April 10.

You broke up yet?

paul w · Apr 10, 2007, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Have you guys ever considered that my not so favorable reputation and background have caused you guys to laugh at whatever I do, no matter how normal?

Think about it. There's nothing to laugh at, or to find weird, in me having a girlfriend. I'm a completely normal person, living a normal life, and you guys just like to laugh at me, for whatever reason. Seriously think about. I'm not a lunatic. I'm just a normal, 16 year old kid, who just happened to get a girlfriend recently. Could that BE any more normal?

You're announcing the fact that you have a girlfriend to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum who for all you know simply don't care.

Do you care that I have a girlfriend? Do you want to hear all about her? See pictures?

besson3c · Apr 10, 2007, 10:48 AM

MacGeek:

In case you haven't figured it out yet, you aren't going to get solid advice about stuff as complicated as relationships from a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet that don't know you. I'd suggest asking for advice from some of your close (and preferably older) friends.

besson3c · Apr 10, 2007, 10:50 AM

Well, my pooping advice was solid actually, but other than that...

MacGeek: I think you should start up a poll so that we can prove to you that pooping in a various places is a very common relationship technique.

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by paul w

Do you care that I have a girlfriend? Do you want to hear all about her? See pictures?

What kind of pictures do you have?

paul w · Apr 10, 2007, 10:59 AM

Sorry folks - besson3c - no scat pix.

Chuckit · Apr 10, 2007, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Have you guys ever considered that my not so favorable reputation and background have caused you guys to laugh at whatever I do, no matter how normal?

Think about it. There's nothing to laugh at, or to find weird, in me having a girlfriend. I'm a completely normal person, living a normal life, and you guys just like to laugh at me, for whatever reason. Seriously think about. I'm not a lunatic. I'm just a normal, 16 year old kid, who just happened to get a girlfriend recently. Could that BE any more normal?

Buying a sword against your mom's wishes: weird
Getting a girlfriend: normal
Posting about your sword and then posting about your girlfriend on the Internet: priceless

Originally Posted by besson3c

In case you haven't figured it out yet, you aren't going to get solid advice about stuff as complicated as relationships from a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet that don't know you. I'd suggest asking for advice from some of your close (and preferably older) friends.

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 11:37 AM

All I can think is how much worse this thread would have been had he been 18.

besson3c · Apr 10, 2007, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by paul w

Sorry folks - besson3c - no scat pix.

I guess I'm now not a folk?

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 12:28 PM

What do you have against folk?

macgeek2005 · 03:13 PM

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design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

So there.

Yeah, you tell um Macgeek!

So, you broke up yet?

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by design219

So, you broke up yet?

Translation: Is she available yet?

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Translation: Is she available yet?

And how old is she?

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 01:21 PM

Like you care.

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 01:27 PM

Yeah, your right.

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 01:27 PM

besson3c · Apr 10, 2007, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by design219

Yeah, your right.

you're = you are

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by design219

Yeah, your right.

You know what's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 01:34 PM

What?

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 01:35 PM

There's twenty of them.

Sherman Homan · Apr 10, 2007, 01:36 PM

Michael Jackson in the house!

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

There's twenty of them.

That's awful. But I'm still laughing.

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 01:40 PM

Best thing I heard last week.

tavilach · Apr 10, 2007, 03:44 PM

Macgeek:

In all seriousness, I suggest just stopping where you are and getting out of this thread. Come back to it in four years, and you'll know why everyone was laughing. And you'll laugh, too.

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by tavilach

Macgeek:

In all seriousness, I suggest just stopping where you are and getting out of this thread. Come back to it in four years, and you'll know why everyone was laughing. And you'll laugh, too.

Noooooo, don't ruin our fun!

brassplayersrock² · Apr 10, 2007, 04:31 PM

soul mate at 12-check
broken up a month later - check
NEW soul mate at 15- check
broken up after 2 years of dating - check
ANOTHER new soul mate at 20 - check
broken off due to her father wanting us to get married a year in - check

point is macgeek. there are a LOT of women in the world. if your gal happens to just find this thread and sees that you are calling her your soul mate, it might freak her out a tad, and she'll be gone. cause we all a know, a girl that is freaked out due to the other thinking of the relationship is at such a high level when it has just begun. well, I wouldn't blame her for breaking it off, and you, thinking so highly of the relationship, will be all ****in' depressed and will be forced to go through crap you don't want to go through. in other words, take some major time to think about your relationship and just step back, enjoy it for what it is, and stop with all this "oh she's my soul mate" bull crud because at your age kid, there's no real way of knowing what you really really want from a woman; or the type of woman you really want to be with.

alex

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

broken off due to her father wanting us to get married a year in - check

Cause you were boning her or something?

design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 04:41 PM

If I could go back to my youth with the knowledge I have now, man, things would have gone sooooo much better with women. You are actually getting some decent advice here. Best luck.

macgeek2005 · 03:13 PM

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design219 · Apr 10, 2007, 04:49 PM

Watch your ****** language young man.

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Not much makes me angry, but ignorance is one of the few things that does.

Did you even bother to read the whole thread? Or did you just see someone else mention something about a soul mate and automatically jump to the conclusion that I think she's my soul mate?

Not only I never said I think she's my soul mate, but I SPECIFICALLY corrected those that thought that way. I am now correcting you, just as I corrected them. People, please READ before you post.

Jeeshh...... I never ****ing said she was my soul mate. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THIS FROM?

Brass just got taken to town.

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 04:57 PM

If macgeek's words were a weapon, they'd be a ****in samurai sword.

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

If macgeek's words were a weapon, they'd be a ****in samurai sword.

Hahahaha

Chuckit · Apr 10, 2007, 05:08 PM

I still have yet to receive those pix of your soulmate, young man.

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

I still have yet to receive those pix of your soulmate, young man.

You've seen three of her appendages.

brassplayersrock² · Apr 10, 2007, 05:23 PM

jesus kid. i give GOOD advice and you get mad. of course i didn't read your entire thread, who would for that matter. anyways, my advice still stands. it can hold true for any relationship, not just yours kid. besides, if you get this ticked off because I made a simple mistake then I really would recommend you not being in a relationship until your maturity grows more.

freakin' kids these days. (had to say that)

alex

SpaceMonkey · Apr 10, 2007, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

jesus kid. i give GOOD advice and you get mad. of course i didn't read your entire thread, who would for that matter. anyways, my advice still stands. it can hold true for any relationship, not just yours kid. besides, if you get this ticked off because I made a simple mistake then I really would recommend you not being in a relationship until your maturity grows more.

freakin' kids these days. (had to say that)

alex

Dude, cut him some slack. I'm guessing he's pretty constipated.

Gossamer · Apr 10, 2007, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

jesus kid. i give GOOD advice and you get mad. of course i didn't read your entire thread, who would for that matter.

Someone that didn't want to get owned by a 16 year old.

brassplayersrock² · Apr 10, 2007, 05:46 PM

meh. it just irked me. he could have responded way differently without being rash. i know i know, hormones and all.

alex

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 06:07 PM

I wanna know about the chick you were boning who's dad wanted you to marry her

imitchellg5 · Apr 10, 2007, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Not much makes me angry, but ignorance is one of the few things that does.

Did you even bother to read the whole thread?

Who has the time to wade through 6 pages of sillyness?

macgeek2005 · 03:13 PM

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brassplayersrock² · Apr 10, 2007, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I wanna know about the chick you were boning who's dad wanted you to marry her

we weren't boning, but it was getting kinda close to that time in the relationship. her family was from Cuba, and I guess it is customary in there family that if you are dating someone for longer then a a couple of years that you two start the discussion of marriage. I was not ready,(nor did I want to be married to her, so not the one) and I even talked to her father and grandfather about it and the dad pretty much said (in all seriousness) that he would show me what a good old fashioned shot gun wedding was about.

a couple days later I dropped all ties with her and her family.

alex

Dakar² · Apr 10, 2007, 06:34 PM

You're a real sport for sharing that.

JMan09 · 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Hes talking about brass' post about his soul mates
guess i was quite slow

d4nth3m4n · Apr 10, 2007, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by tavilach

Macgeek:

In all seriousness, I suggest just stopping where you are and getting out of this thread. Come back to it in four years, and you'll know why everyone was laughing. And you'll laugh, too.

nice to see you've grown up. welcome back.

RAILhead · Apr 10, 2007, 06:39 PM

Wait -- this is the sword kid? Pics? Was that him earlier in the thread?

macgeek2005 · 03:13 PM

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