[osiris]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

I don't get it.

A Dead Kennedys song.

[Dakar V]

Ah, thanks. Clever reference.

[brassplayersrock²]

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

^ Are we sure that's a cow, not a dude?

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

"So l took the liberty of milking your cow. lt took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one."
"We don't have a cow."
"We have a bull."
"l'll brush my teeth."

Oh my. That was a hilarious mistake on my part. Thanks guys for the laughs.

Embarrassingly, I actually worked at a dairy for a few months when I was 14.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Embarrassingly, I actually worked at a dairy for a few months when I was 14.

Heh. Easily done. After all, he's a very pretty little thing. Like a ladybull or something. Or maybe he's in the bovine version of N-Sync (the haircut gives it away).

[KeyLimePi]

Originally Posted by ort888 

Now it's time to come up with flavor names...

Jennifer Love Sherbet

[iM@k]

I don't think their mixed flavor offerings will be the same after "Titty Twister Swirl" © ™ ®

[osiris]

Lactating Laetitia

[dcmacdaddy]

I am re-posting this from page 1 because all you flavor posers are already beat. There can be only one and it is below.

Originally Posted by ort888 

Now it's time to come up with flavor names...

World's Breast Vanilla

[zro]

New slogan: Just Like Grandma Used To Make™

[brassplayersrock²]

Originally Posted by osiris 

Lactating Laetitia

Lactating Lolita .

I do not / would not want to see mine on a carton of ice cream.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by zro 

New slogan: Just Like Grandma Used To Make™

[tooki]

I've said for years that eating the milk of another species is, frankly, bizarre. But it's tasty! What I definitely disagree with, though, are the claims that humans "need" x amount of milk daily. That's biological nonsense. If we were intended to eat milk daily, human women wouldn't stop producing after birth.

Anyway, drinking mother's milk doesn't bother me anywhere near as much as what the author of this book did: he made the paté for his baby shower out of the placenta.

[andi*pandi]

mothers won't stop producing milk as long as they keep nursing and eating properly. (medical difficulties being the exception.)

[brassplayersrock²]

who would want to nurse from/on an elderly woman though?

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy 

Winnar!!

Agreed.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² 

who would want to nurse from/on an elderly woman though?

Elderly men.

[Shaddim]

http://inventorspot.com/articles/biz...ped_cups_13420

Umm... yeeeah... riiight...

[KeyLimePi]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy 

I am re-posting this from page 1 because all you flavor posers are already beat. There can be only one and it is below.

Really? I'm thinking someone could do better.

[stwain2003]

Originally Posted by ort888 

Now it's time to come up with flavor names...

Colostrum Fudge Swirl
Chocolate Nipple Chipple
Oral Fixation Creamy Celebration
Ba Ba Butter Rum
Mommie's Mint Chip
World's Breast Vanilla

Chelsea Handler coined "Areola Crunch."

[SpaceMonkey]

"Everyone knows that 'the breast is best'"

For once, PETA has their priorities in order.

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland...

....and you lost me.

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by zro 

Pretty strange how that sounds fairly disgusting yet milk from a cow sounds just fine. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Yes, but our culture makes women's breasts "dirty" somehow. Bad for babies (not nearly enough of them are breastfed) and bad for our psyches, exactly for the reason you state.

Originally Posted by Railroader 

I have had human breast milk. I gagged. Cow's milk is 1000X better.

I have too. A small sip, very fresh. A VERY different taste from cow's milk, yes indeed, with a lot less fat and a lot of other differences. This was in between "you can feed the baby after I pump" and "that kid knows the difference between rubber and Mom, and he's holding out for the good stuff." Obviously this isn't something most people get a chance to check out over a long period of time. Unless they're Henry Ford or someone like him. (Interestingly enough, the Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit is a very strong advocate for effective breastfeeding...)

Also, even well endowed women produce only a relatively small amount of milk compared to cows. Large breasts mean lots of fat tissue, and only a relatively small proportional increase in glandular tissue. Cows, on the other hand, have a LOT of space in those udders. Production at any appreciable quantity would be a problem. It's already a problem for a lot of women to produce enough milk for their own babies.

[scaught]

^
[david cross]Foul bad dirty titty [/david cross]

Don't eat it steve - breast milk edition

[Kerrigan]

It figures, those PETA twats are probably still sucking their moms' tits.

[glideslope]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

It figures, those PETA twats are probably still sucking their moms' tits.

Yup. Nothing else to do. Total whack jobs.

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

It figures, those PETA twats are probably still sucking their moms' tits.

Not likely; suckling is a soothing, nurturing act, while our PETA friends are anything but soothing and nurturing. They are probably using some soy substitute for mother's milk. And brains...

Originally Posted by tooki 

I've said for years that eating the milk of another species is, frankly, bizarre. But it's tasty! What I definitely disagree with, though, are the claims that humans "need" x amount of milk daily. That's biological nonsense.

We weren't intended to drive cars, live in condos, and lots of other things we do. I saw on a TV show (Good Eats, I think) that the ability to digest milk past the age of two is the last major evolutionary step that humans have undergone. Some races still can not digest milk past the age of two.

Regardless, milk is an easy way to get protein, vitamins, and calcium; and it's delicious. That's why we drink it.

[Eriamjh]

Dairy cows are glad they aren't beef cows.

I'm lactose intolerant, but I can eat steak without issue.
If God didn't want us to eat them, why do they taste so good?

[- - e r i k - -]

Do you find beef equally tasty raw?
I do…

[Eriamjh]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Do you find beef equally tasty raw?
I do…

The rarer, the batter.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Do you find beef equally tasty raw?
I do…

Carpaccio is my favorite beef dish.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Do you find beef equally tasty raw?
I do…

All I care is that it's warm and pink inside.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Carpaccio is my favorite beef dish.

Seconded.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Carpaccio is my favorite beef dish.

I made it from that page to the Adolf Hitler page in five clicks. Can anyone beat that?

[- - e r i k - -]

That's on the far end of the Wikipedia Six Degrees Of Separation scale

[paul w]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

I made it from that page to the Adolf Hitler page in five clicks. Can anyone beat that?

Sheesh - 3 clicks: Harry's Bar > Paris, France > Adolph Hitler.

[synthfiend]

Originally Posted by ort888 

Now it's time to come up with flavor names...

Colostrum Fudge Swirl
Chocolate Nipple Chipple
Oral Fixation Creamy Celebration
Ba Ba Butter Rum
Mommie's Mint Chip
World's Breast Vanilla

How about "Tig, Tig Bitties"!