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Ken Masters
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:06 AM
 
Pilar of Strength

Days I would sit in my room doing nothing, but suffer from the torment that boredom brings. I then started feeling somewhat depressed.


The only object I could rely on had disserted me, never to speak to me again, so I stabbed him in the neck and bid him fare well. Goodbye my dear sweat Mr Sock, I will miss you, you served me well but your betrayal as a friend not go unpunished.



At this time in my life I needed someone or something to be my pilar of strength, someone who I could rely on, something along the line of a friend but more probable. There I go walking in the parks looking for my pilar of strength.

when I stumbled on a rock, yes a rock!!!…You will be my pilar of strength I then said…I will rely on you to help me in the tough times and through the loneliness that lives heaves upon us all. Will you be my pilar of strength Mr Rock? Will you?
Mr Rock did not answer, but from his silence I knew that he did not object. His silence gave me a sense of peace.

With this rock I become powerful….I become non human.... humans are weak and pathetic, that not being me at all. With my new strength to back me up I was able to take on anything.

But then an evil witch came and kicked my in the shin, and snatch the rock from me. She first tried to eat it, but then just decided to run away with it.

now I’m nothing….Nothing without my pilar of strength can I have your?
( Last edited by Ken Masters; Jun 18, 2004 at 06:20 AM. )
     
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:16 AM
 
Estravados?

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Jun 18, 2004, 06:23 AM
 
Conchita Lopez?
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Jun 18, 2004, 08:41 AM
 
I'm not exactly sure if I should make fun of Ken Masters or give him the number for psychiatric help.
     
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Jun 18, 2004, 08:44 AM
 
Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
...or give him the number for psychiatric help.
I'll take it.
     
starman
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Jun 18, 2004, 08:44 AM
 
What's a "pilar"?

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Jun 18, 2004, 09:48 AM
 
Insane?
     
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Jun 18, 2004, 09:59 AM
 
Originally posted by djohnson:
Insane?
As this guy?



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Jun 18, 2004, 10:00 AM
 
Fantastic then.
     
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Jun 18, 2004, 10:22 AM
 
Originally posted by starman:
What's a "pilar"?
C'mon starman, everyone knows what a 'pilar' is:

http://www.google.com/search?q=defin...UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

     
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Jun 18, 2004, 10:23 AM
 
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Jun 18, 2004, 10:25 AM
 
If you need another sock, i'll send you one, I'll need an addy though.
     
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Jun 18, 2004, 04:51 PM
 
certifiable nut-job.

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Jun 18, 2004, 05:31 PM
 
¿Quién es Pilar?
     
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Jun 19, 2004, 02:54 AM
 
Originally posted by badidea:
Conchita Lopez?
Oops, sorry, missed your post... here's your cookie *hands badidea cookie*
     
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Jun 19, 2004, 05:21 PM
 
next time make a puppet out of a turtleneck.
     
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Jun 19, 2004, 10:10 PM
 
I take it you don't need a sock? Can I safely throw these two stragglers out of my laundry basket? You have to keep them for a while, the mate might show up, but these have been through a lot of cycles...
     
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Jun 19, 2004, 11:25 PM
 
Originally posted by starman:
What's a "pilar"?
Mysterious pilar of strength.
     
   
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