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Kerrigan · Oct 15, 2005, 04:09 PM

This post is for the straight MacNN nerds (yes, there are some straight people here I think). How much would it take for you to have a homosexual relationship with someone?

How high are your standards?

The Godfather · Oct 15, 2005, 04:15 PM

Man, you must be feeling pretty needy right now. You are finding there are not enough gay people in the world, and you are entertaining the idea of convincing people they must go gay.

loki74 · Oct 15, 2005, 04:16 PM

hmm... hows about this--to make gay marriage completely illegal everywhere, plus 5 million dollars, and a full ride scholarship to any college I want whatsoever. EDIT: And--all my food and gas paid for during my time at that college.

That, for ONE week of a homo relationship... which cannot include any actions I would not rush in a relationship with a girl.

WOW. Totally deserve to get flamed for posting this, don't I?

Kerrigan · Oct 15, 2005, 04:16 PM

Basically I'm crossing my fingers that super chicken will respond and we will all know once and for all.

The Godfather · Oct 15, 2005, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Basically I'm crossing my fingers that super chicken will respond and we will all know once and for all.

If it quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck...

isao bered · Oct 15, 2005, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by loki74

That, for ONE week of a homo relationship... which cannot include any actions I would not rush in a relationship with a girl.

which is basically saying you'd give the "full ride" for a full ride? because it would seem your daddy wouldn't be interested in any actions you wouldn't rush in a relationship with a girl... ;-)

hmmmmm... unless... ooooh you kinky l'il monkey. ;-)

here's betting this is going to be a perversely funny thread.

be well.

laeth

badidea · Oct 15, 2005, 04:26 PM

Where's the option "I would do him if he'd have titties and an 'open wound'!"

dcmacdaddy · Oct 15, 2005, 04:29 PM

I'd do it for a $100.

Give or take a few million $$$.

But I wouldn't swallow, that's just gross!

iMOTOR · Oct 15, 2005, 04:41 PM

I'd go to dinner with a hot guy, but no back stage pass. ewww

Doofy · Oct 15, 2005, 04:45 PM

I'd go gay for 500 milliseconds if every commie/hippie/leftist on the planet committed suicide AND personal exemption from speed limits and income tax AND 5 billion dollars in the Swiss and Panamanian accounts of my choice AND my own weight in gold delivered to me door AND "00" licence to kill AND Ana Beatriz Barros' telephone number AND a pack of Tesco cream cakes.

Rolling Bones · 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

I'd go gay for 500 milliseconds if every commie/hippie/leftist on the planet committed suicide AND personal exemption from speed limits and income tax AND 5 billion dollars in the Swiss and Panamanian accounts of my choice AND my own weight in gold delivered to me door AND "00" licence to kill AND Ana Beatriz Barros' telephone number AND a pack of Tesco cream cakes.

Congratulations Englander. You're an idiot for bringing politics into the non-pol lounge.

Doofy · Oct 15, 2005, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

Congratulations Englander. You're an idiot

But we already knew that. What possible other reason could there be for my responding to your posts?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Oct 15, 2005, 06:31 PM

They just have to be hot.

OpenStep · Oct 15, 2005, 06:45 PM

this thread is gay??

Kerrigan · Oct 15, 2005, 07:07 PM

This thread is not gay

tavilach · Oct 15, 2005, 07:07 PM

And if you wouldn't do it under any circumstances, unless you realized that you were actually in love with the other gay guy? Because that's how I fly. I'll be gay only if I'm gay. Money will never be important enough to govern my life. It just makes it more fun.

lavar78 · Oct 15, 2005, 07:08 PM

I would only do it if he were a Prince

When I first read that, I didn't see the indefinite article. That made it hilarious.

loki74 · Oct 15, 2005, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by isao bered

which is basically saying you'd give the "full ride" for a full ride? because it would seem your daddy wouldn't be interested in any actions you wouldn't rush in a relationship with a girl... ;-)

hmmmmm... unless... ooooh you kinky l'il monkey. ;-)

here's betting this is going to be a perversely funny thread.

be well.

laeth

I dont totally understand what you mean.. But what I was trying to clarify is that the OP just said "relationship." So this could mean anything. I wanted to specify both the duration and the limit on what would go on in that duration.

I dont know about you guys, but chances are in one week of a relationship with a girl I would not do much more than dinner, movies, etc. So basically one week, nothing exciting. Although on second thought, 500 milliseconds (as someone said) would probably more of a balanced trade-off.

But more important than the money or anything is the first thing I mentioned, which I'm surprised nobody has gotten pissed about...

And I think I'll change the 5 mil to 10 mil. yeah...

Kerrigan · Oct 15, 2005, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by lavar78

When I first read that, I didn't see the indefinite article. That made it hilarious.

I know, I shouldn't have capitalized that word.

Either way Prince was a right sexy bastard.

MaxPower2k3 · Oct 15, 2005, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

I know, I shouldn't have capitalized that word.

Either way Prince was a right sexy bastard.

I'm not gay, but I'd do him, too

mikemako · Oct 15, 2005, 08:35 PM

Prince is creepy.

nredman · Oct 16, 2005, 09:40 AM

i didn't vote since there is a "nobody on earth" option

noreturn · Oct 16, 2005, 12:39 PM

I'd gay whore myself for a cool $250,000. Hell, I'd do it for 2 weeks.

That should just about cover med school, and pay for a nice car so I can drive around picking up chicks and otherwise trying to live off my stint as a queer for the rest of my life.

I wonder what that says about a pretty conservative guy like me?

Randman · Oct 16, 2005, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by noreturn

I wonder what that says about a pretty conservative guy like me?

*cough* homo *cough*.

Gay for pay? No way!

Kerrigan · Oct 16, 2005, 01:40 PM

Plus if you go gay you won't be able to finish med school and you will end up as a male nurse.

willed · Oct 16, 2005, 03:22 PM

isao bered · Oct 16, 2005, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by noreturn

I wonder what that says about a pretty conservative guy like me?

uhm... that you see yourself as more "pretty" than "conservative"? ;-)

be well.

laeth

Macfreak7 · Oct 16, 2005, 04:17 PM

Where's the -I'd do it to prevent the future people from taking our jobs. THEY TOOK OUR JIOBBS!- option?

Pendergast · Oct 16, 2005, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

Congratulations Englander. You're an idiot for bringing politics into the non-pol lounge.

Is that Bono?

Back on topic, I would do Gay if and only if I were to be in love with the guy.

So far so good.

Kevin · Oct 16, 2005, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by noreturn

I wonder what that says about a pretty conservative guy like me?

It means you are a wanna be gay porn star.

Kerrigan · Oct 16, 2005, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Pendergast

Back on topic, I would do Gay if and only if I were to be in love with the guy.

To all those people who say "I would only be gay with a man that I was in love with"; you are all bisexual and I specifically said that this thread was for straight ppl.

wdlove · Oct 16, 2005, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Plus if you go gay you won't be able to finish med school and you will end up as a male nurse.

I don't appreciate that comment at all. I'm happily straight and a male nurse.

Pendergast · Oct 16, 2005, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

To all those people who say "I would only be gay with a man that I was in love with"; you are all bisexual and I specifically said that this thread was for straight ppl.

I am far from bisexual, unless you mean I'd enjoy sex with 2 women. 'tis the only meaning it has for me.

simonjames · Oct 16, 2005, 09:27 PM

Why isn't one of the options size?

Why be gay if the other guy has a tiny weener? Call me a size queen but little guys just don't make the grade.

Doofy · Oct 16, 2005, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by simonjames

Why isn't one of the options size?

Why be gay if the other guy has a tiny weener? Call me a size queen but little guys just don't make the grade.

Oh yeah. A couple of extra inches on the "friend" would be enough to persuade most straight guys to go gay.

lavar78 · Oct 16, 2005, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by simonjames

Why isn't one of the options size?

Why be gay if the other guy has a tiny weener? Call me a size queen but little guys just don't make the grade.

Salty · Oct 16, 2005, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Basically I'm crossing my fingers that super chicken will respond and we will all know once and for all.

Lots of alcohol... least that's what it took that one time in vegas...

(Needless to say I'm entirely joking, I actually can't even stand the taste of most alcoholic beverages.)

Randman · Oct 17, 2005, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Lots of alcohol... least that's what it took that one time in vegas...

Hmmm, brings an entirely new meaning to "salty", doesn't it?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Oct 17, 2005, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Lots of alcohol... least that's what it took that one time in vegas...

(Needless to say I'm entirely joking, I actually can't even stand the taste of most alcoholic beverages.)

So you were just joking about the alcohol part then eh.

Warung · Oct 17, 2005, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by Randman

*cough* homo *cough*.

Gay for pay? No way!

Errr, fooling around with a guy for 4 billion dollars...hmmm. meh.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright. *duh*

Kevin · 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

So you were just joking about the alcohol part then eh.

I think SWF has a secret crush on Salty.

Athens · Oct 17, 2005, 06:39 AM

this thead is pathetic

noreturn · Oct 17, 2005, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by isao bered

uhm... that you see yourself as more "pretty" than "conservative"? ;-)

be well.

laeth

Haha.. Touché.

Nah, I would be repulsed the whole time, but that much money for 2 weeks in hetero hell? I dunno, I could live with that... Assuming he wasn't trying to leave me with an STD collection starter kit or anything.

Y3a · Oct 17, 2005, 07:35 AM

Nfw !!!

Randman · Oct 17, 2005, 07:38 AM

Man to woman: Would you have sex with me?
Woman: Of course not!
Man: Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Would you have sex with me for $50?
Woman: What?! Do you think I'm a whore?
Man: We've already covered that, we're just trying to settle on a figure now.

Same situation.

wallinbl · Oct 17, 2005, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by wdlove

I don't appreciate that comment at all. I'm happily straight and a male nurse.

Really? From reading your posts, I thought you were female!

wallinbl · Oct 17, 2005, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by simonjames

Why isn't one of the options size?

Why be gay if the other guy has a tiny weener? Call me a size queen but little guys just don't make the grade.

If a straight guy were giving any thought at all to having gay sex, a giant **** would put an end to those thoughts.

JoshuaZ · Oct 17, 2005, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Randman

Man to woman: Would you have sex with me?
Woman: Of course not!
Man: Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Would you have sex with me for $50?
Woman: What?! Do you think I'm a whore?
Man: We've already covered that, we're just trying to settle on a figure now.

Same situation.

Ahh... its sad but so darn true. I used that joke with one of my female friends once and she got on my case for being inappropriate. She literally did say "Treat me like one of the guys, and stop this stuff." I told her "I am treating you like one of the guys, which is why I told you the joke." She cooled off after that.

andi*pandi · Oct 17, 2005, 08:29 AM

There is no "I'd do it after 4 wine coolers and the bar jukebox starts playing Indigo Girls" option.

Doofy · Oct 17, 2005, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Randman

Man to woman: Would you have sex with me?
Woman: Of course not!
Man: Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Would you have sex with me for $50?
Woman: What?! Do you think I'm a whore?
Man: We've already covered that, we're just trying to settle on a figure now.

Wasn't this actually attributed to Winston Churchill?

Originally Posted by Randman

Same situation.

Not really. Being paid to do something which you would normally do anyway isn't the same as being paid to do something which you wouldn't normally do.