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ironknee · Jul 10, 2002, 10:50 PM

My guess is, "So,..."

talisker · Jul 10, 2002, 11:09 PM

Dromedary

Nonsuch · Jul 10, 2002, 11:18 PM

smacintush · Jul 10, 2002, 11:21 PM

"Thank�"

philzilla · Jul 10, 2002, 11:25 PM

DEVELOPERS!

BRussell · Jul 10, 2002, 11:32 PM

I don't know, but I do know his 3,748th word will be 'and.'

The Jackalope · Jul 10, 2002, 11:36 PM

"Porn!"

gorickey · Jul 10, 2002, 11:38 PM

I think it will be "S-H-I-T"

As in, "S-H-I-T, I just dropped the digital camera again because it wouldn't turn on....."

undotwa · Jul 10, 2002, 11:39 PM

Come on, it's always will be:

"Good Morning!"...

Millennium · Jul 10, 2002, 11:56 PM

My guess is "Hello".

starman · Jul 11, 2002, 12:15 AM

"Intel"

Mike

gattur · Jul 11, 2002, 12:17 AM

"Sorry"

MacLone · Jul 11, 2002, 12:23 AM

"Hello you all...i just wanted to say: I QUIT"

philzilla · Jul 11, 2002, 12:25 AM

"I'd like to introduce... KellyHogan"

flatcatch · Jul 11, 2002, 12:55 AM

"Hi. I'm Steve Jobs. And I ain't got jack spizz to announce at this MacWorld so I figure I'll run that Quartz Extreme demo again. Oh yeah, but first I'll re-introduce all the products we've already released and talked about at previous MacWorlds. Then I'll, *cough*, gloss over the fact our fastest system supports only PC133 SDRAM. And then I'll talk about how we "listened to our customers" and added a 17" LCD to the iMac and talk about how revolutionary that is."

fobside · Jul 11, 2002, 01:40 AM

"Homotastic"

CRASH HARDDRIVE · Jul 11, 2002, 04:39 AM

"Fook..."

Rob van dam · Jul 11, 2002, 04:56 AM

I"m Gay

IEEE1394 · Jul 11, 2002, 07:26 AM

<takes a deep breath>PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCON IOSIS!!!

TheJoshu · Jul 11, 2002, 07:29 AM

"::takes sip of water::"

Kitschy · Jul 11, 2002, 09:42 AM

"We"

Jamie · Jul 11, 2002, 09:42 AM

Always has been and alway will be:

SJ: Good Morning, It's..

**Crowd Cheer**

SJ: It's great to be here in New York

**Crowd Cheer, SJ takes sip of Evian**

SJ: We've got some really great things to show you today so let's get started.

**Crowd "whoops"**

Etc...

And the following are bound to make an appearence:

SJ: You get the idea.
SJ: And the PowerMac is done!
SJ: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Pentium 4!
SJ: I'd like to invite [insert name here] up on stage..
SJ: A free* upgrade.
PS: 10 pies to go.

J

� · Jul 11, 2002, 09:51 AM

"WHY?"

he cries as he finds out the audience actually came to MWNY02 !

Then, on stage, he takes out his mobile phone, dials a number, waits..phone is answered by a 10 year-old boy, who says there are no worthy developments to announce. dials another number. Has a short discussion. Turns to the audience and asks them if they want to see the latest Pixar-movie for free...audience laughs. Steve replies "hey, I am dead serious, do-you-want-to-see-it-or-not?

bewebste · Jul 11, 2002, 10:58 AM

"I" (...Love! This! Company! Woooooo!!)

DNA man · Jul 11, 2002, 11:41 AM

FECK.......no new hardware for you fecking lot!

Nimisys · Jul 12, 2002, 01:36 PM

whop

King Bob On The Cob · Jul 12, 2002, 02:18 PM

Steve Job's first word will be "OUCH!"

Dan_Smith · Jul 14, 2002, 11:22 PM

"I'm proud to introduce MacOS MCMXIII" <img border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" title="" src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" />

"A$$"

"ZipIt" (Or the Mandarin equivalent, with subtitle.)

"Shhh" (As in 'That was a pre-emptive Shhh. I have a whole bag of Shhh.')

"The details of my life are quite incosequential, really. My father was a relentlessly self-improving Boulengerie owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery..."

"One Million Dollars" (The price of the new 20GB iPod.) Whoops! That was a rumor. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> [BANNED]

gumby5647 · Jul 14, 2002, 11:37 PM

another word that is sure to make an appearance: Boom....

"boom, just like that. It's that easy. "

Boom, boom....

OwlBoy · Jul 14, 2002, 11:47 PM

"Well, Your probaly wondering why I invited you all here..."

-Owl

Earth Mk. II · Jul 14, 2002, 11:54 PM

*sob* I am such a fake! M..my RDF doesn't even work anymore. *sniff* I'm such a fraud. Go on, go home... ALL OF YOU!! Just.. *sniff* just leave me alone....

Leia Shoots Like a Girl · Jul 14, 2002, 11:56 PM

Who wants to give me a spanking?!

Dan_Smith · Jul 15, 2002, 12:01 AM

"Floccinaucinihilipilification" (the act of estimating the value of something as worthless -- the longest real word in the OED)

[ 07-16-2002, 03:29 AM: Message edited by: Dan_Smith ]

Earth Mk. II · Jul 15, 2002, 12:13 AM

OK, Mr. Smartty I-read-the-OED-for-Fun Pants, how do you pronounce that?

[ 07-15-2002, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Earth Mk. II ]

SupahCoolX · Jul 15, 2002, 03:31 AM

How about an :annoyed grunt:? "D'oh!"

nonhuman · Jul 15, 2002, 03:37 AM

'NARF!'

Well, probably not. But it would be funny!

jcadam · Jul 15, 2002, 03:46 AM

SJ: "Oh, and we won't be showing you any new powermacs here at Macworld but....."

"OWWW..... please don't throw stuff........"

"AUGUGUGGG!!! Hey! knock it off!"

"Hey, you guys need to get off the stage......."

"What are you doing?!?!?!! Let GO!!! I mpphh a;lksjgopiejglakjg.m.............................. ......................................"

Dan_Smith · Jul 15, 2002, 04:07 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> OK, Mr. Smartty I-read-the-OED-for-Fun Pants, how do you pronounce that? <hr /></blockquote>Floccinaucinihilipilification is pronounced floxin-oxin-nuhill-ipill-if-uhkay-shun.

And I don't read the OED for fun, it just is an occasionally useful word I picked up in 10th grade.

[EDIT](Left out a syllable -- see below -- whoops.)[/EDIT]

[ 07-16-2002, 03:31 AM: Message edited by: Dan_Smith ]

Pikeman · Jul 15, 2002, 06:06 AM

"Help..."

M�lum · Jul 15, 2002, 06:15 AM

"Good morning" is what he will say.
"Whaddoyou want, fu�king bast@rds" is what we will think.

Wouldn't it be nice if the whole audience would say " Good morning Steve " back?
I think it would really put him of balance.

[ 07-15-2002, 06:18 AM: Message edited by: M�lum ]

Vanquish · Jul 15, 2002, 06:29 AM

"We" will be the first word

and he will continue:

We...have finally achieved world domination, but we are still having some problems with PowerPC supplies so please come back after we gained full control of every person on the earth and when Bill Gates will be in a cage right next to my office desk.

or it could just be:

We...are very excited...

Nebagakid · Jul 15, 2002, 11:07 AM

We

Mac Zealot · Jul 15, 2002, 11:22 AM

"oh ****!"

Mac Zealot · Jul 15, 2002, 11:23 AM

"****!"

Earth Mk. II · Jul 15, 2002, 11:25 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by M�lum:
Wouldn't it be nice if the whole audience would say " Good morning Steve " back?
I think it would really put him of balance.<hr /></blockquote>Nah... he'd just continue with "We begin this Keynote in the name of Cocoa, Jobs, and Wozniak..."

gorickey · Jul 15, 2002, 12:27 PM

"Super-cali-fragil-listic-expeala-docious"

eep! · Jul 15, 2002, 09:24 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Dan_Smith:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr /> OK, Mr. Smartty I-read-the-OED-for-Fun Pants, how do you pronounce that? <hr /></blockquote>Floccinaucinihilipilication is pronounced floxin-oxin-nuhill-ipill-ikay-shun.

And I don't read the OED for fun, it just is an occasionally useful word I picked up in 10th grade.

<hr /></blockquote>cool, thanks. someone told me the same word (although they got it wrong, pronounced it wrong and didn't know what it meant)
i was told it was flocky-nocky-ni-hilly-pilly-fication.

talisker · Jul 15, 2002, 10:09 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Dan_Smith:
 "The details of my life are quite incosequential, really. My father was a relentlessly self-improving Boulengerie owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery..." <hr /></blockquote>Where does that come from - sounds tantalisingly familiar, or did you just make it up?

talisker · Jul 15, 2002, 10:13 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by talisker:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Dan_Smith:
 "The details of my life are quite incosequential, really. My father was a relentlessly self-improving Boulengerie owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery..." <hr /></blockquote>Where does that come from - sounds tantalisingly familiar, or did you just make it up?<hr /></blockquote>Doh! Dr Evil of course, answered my own question.

Worst. Episode. Ever. · Jul 15, 2002, 10:13 PM

It comes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

It's the first part of the Dr. Evil in therapy monolouge.

Edit: Doh! talisker beat me to the punch.

[ 07-15-2002, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Worst. Episode. Ever. ]