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Guy severs testicles at news of Wales victory
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Damn, I said once id give my left nut for a real Mini Cooper. Never would i part with my "buddys".
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I was waiting for it:
"Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems."
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Wow... that's really disturbing.
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Cutting off your testicles don't kill people. People kill people.
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Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
Cutting off your testicles don't kill people. People kill people.
Did I miss something?
(I'm not missing my balls. I mean the text)
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Originally posted by Cubeoid:
Well done.
Better served medium rare.
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I, ASIMO.
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Remind me NEVER to drink that much!
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[Austin Powers] I guess he was a little...nuts. Hehehe.
I didn't think he had the...balls...for...it. Hehehe.
Maybe he felt a little...testy?? Hehe.
Okay I'll stop.
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It's a less severe way into the Darwin Awards, for sure.
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
It's a less severe way into the Darwin Awards, for sure.
Hmm, good point. Are there many such "out-of-the-gene-pool" cases in the official Darwin Awards, I wonder?
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I'd give my left testicle for a Dual 2.5Ghz PowerMac... 17 inch PowerBook... Mac mini... iMac... iBook... 3 Xserves and an Xserve RAID... and a hell of a lot of million dollars... I would... but not for much less
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That's a kick in the nuts now isn't it? Or should I say it's a "cut" in the nuts? Hmm...
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
I'd give my left testicle for a Dual 2.5Ghz PowerMac... 17 inch PowerBook... Mac mini... iMac... iBook... 3 Xserves and an Xserve RAID... and a hell of a lot of million dollars... I would... but not for much less
I have a question. If you would cut off your own testicle and sell it, presumably a very messy and painful operation, why wouldn't you just cut off someone else's testicle? A testicle is a testicle, right?
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Originally posted by andreas_g4:
Did I miss something?
Yes
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
I have a question. If you would cut off your own testicle and sell it, presumably a very messy and painful operation, why wouldn't you just cut off someone else's testicle? A testicle is a testicle, right?
Uhhh, please but down the knife... and umm... why are you staring at my crotch... uh oh.
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Though they're not terribly popular in the United States, testicles are considered a delicacy in Italy and France. They can be saut�ed, deep-fried, braised and poached.
And with good reasons
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Ok, so who's better of: that guy, or the one who got his ball biten off by his ex ?
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I'd be typing faster right now, but for some reason I can't pull away the cup I've formed around my balls with my left hand...
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Originally posted by turtle777:
Ok, so who's better of: that guy, or the one who got his ball biten off by his ex ?
-t
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
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Originally posted by f1000:
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
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Originally posted by E's Lil Theorem:
And with good reasons
There once was an American who was visiting Spain on a business trip. He figured that since he was there, he'd do what the Spaniards did, and decided to visit one of the popular local hotspots for a meal adventure. A curious entry on the menu piqued his interest, but he was a bit disgusted to find out the dish was in fact bull testicles. However, he was assured by the waiter that it was tasty, safe, and very fresh... When they were on the menu, it meant that there had been a fresh kill at the bull fights that day. So, he agreed... and had the best meal he ever had. He liked it so much he came back the next day for the same meal. However, this time, the taste and presentation just weren't the same...
Businessman: "Waiter, yesterday the testicles were so tasty and juicy, but today they're kinda bland and small. What gives?"
Waiter: "Well, sometimes the bull wins."
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Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
Businessman: "Waiter, yesterday the testicles were so tasty and juicy, but today they're kinda bland and small. What gives?"
Waiter: "Well, sometimes the bull wins."
-t
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Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
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Businessman: "Waiter, yesterday the testicles were so tasty and juicy, but today they're kinda bland and small. What gives?"
Waiter: "Well, sometimes the bull wins."
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Originally posted by turtle777:
Ok, so who's better of: that guy, or the one who got his ball biten off by his ex ?
-t
Sometimes there's no winner.
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