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Dec 16, 2005, 05:24 PM
 
     
MOTHERWELL
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Dec 16, 2005, 05:58 PM
 
[FONT="Arial Black"]I JUST SENT ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TO A FEW OF MY EX GIRLFRIENDS. MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES.[/FONT]
     
Kevin  (op)
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Dec 16, 2005, 06:00 PM
 
AHahaha
     
ReggieX
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Dec 16, 2005, 06:32 PM
 
No, I got an ATX, it's easier in stop and go traffic.
( Last edited by ReggieX; Dec 16, 2005 at 08:58 PM. )
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Dec 16, 2005, 06:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by MOTHERWELL
[FONT="Arial Black"]I JUST SENT ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TO A FEW OF MY EX GIRLFRIENDS. MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES.[/FONT]
Truly evil.
     
KeriVit
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Dec 17, 2005, 12:32 AM
 
On that note- good night.
     
Shaddim
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Dec 17, 2005, 01:12 AM
 
How....... thoughtful.......
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
Salty
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Dec 17, 2005, 01:22 AM
 
I should send this to a few guys at work
     
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subego
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Dec 18, 2005, 01:58 AM
 
This is my favorite part of the site:

"Choose a pre-filled STD or HIV message to appear on your postcard"

I chose "Crabs and Scabies". Woo-hoo!
     
rjenkinson
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Dec 18, 2005, 02:07 AM
 
Originally Posted by Salty
I should send this to a few guys at work
no good will come of this post.

-r.
     
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Dec 18, 2005, 02:41 AM
 
Originally Posted by Salty
I should send this to a few guys at work
Why did you sleep with them?

"She's gone from suck to blow!"
     
Kevin  (op)
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:04 AM
 
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Why did you sleep with them?
You got him drunk and took advantage.
     
besson3c
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:06 AM
 
Have you guys ever pooped under your Christmas tree?
     
Kevin  (op)
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:10 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c
Have you guys ever pooped under your Christmas tree?
     
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:12 AM
 


Here.. Kevin.. attack this duck, it's a decoy!
     
besson3c
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:17 AM
 
Originally Posted by Cubeoid


Here.. Kevin.. attack this duck, it's a decoy!

Isn't that the duck you made for your school project? It would be a shame for your duck to be attacked, but it probably would make a good decoy.
     
Cubeoid
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:20 AM
 
Here's a Christmas riddle for you:

Q: Why is Rudolph's nose red?
A: Because it's bleeding.

     
besson3c
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:22 AM
 
Hhaahahahhahaha!!!

Here's another riddle for you:

Q: how come Santa wears red clothes?
A: because he's bleeding
     
Kevin  (op)
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:35 AM
 
Silly.
     
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:50 AM
 
Originally Posted by Salty
I should send this to a few guys at work
that poor poor closet door.
     
Kevin  (op)
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Dec 18, 2005, 03:56 AM
 
If you guys would just ignore those comments, he would stop making them.
     
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Dec 18, 2005, 04:29 AM
 
right.
     
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Dec 18, 2005, 04:33 AM
 
Originally Posted by Kevin
If you guys would just ignore those comments, he would stop making them.
Salty or SWG?
     
Kevin  (op)
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Dec 18, 2005, 04:44 AM
 
Originally Posted by AKcrab
Salty or SWG?
Salty.. SWG wont ever stop.

BTW to get things back on track.

My friend just sent his Ex wife one. She cheated on him a few times during the marriage.

Not sure what he said he had.
     
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Dec 18, 2005, 05:13 AM
 
haven't we done this already? i swear we have...

an i'm still clean after all these years.
     
wdlove
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Dec 18, 2005, 05:09 PM
 
I have no STD's at all. Something that I would wish on no one.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
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Dec 19, 2005, 02:52 AM
 
Originally Posted by wdlove
I have no STD's at all.
ditto
     
Tomchu
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Dec 19, 2005, 04:08 AM
 
I think it's disgusting that people can go to a party and have sex with an absolute stranger, or strangers. You seriously have *no idea* what kind of **** they're carrying downstairs.
     
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Dec 19, 2005, 04:50 AM
 
Life: The original STD [/cynical-mode]

cheers

W-Y

“Building Better Worlds”
     
moonmonkey
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Dec 19, 2005, 05:04 AM
 
I assumed most people now days had subscriber trunk dialing.
     
qnxde
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Dec 19, 2005, 09:31 AM
 
ROFL it's overloaded it keeps spewing php errors requiring reloads

You can't eat all those hamburgers, you hear me you ridiculous man?
     
JoshuaZ
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Dec 19, 2005, 10:30 AM
 
Originally Posted by qnxde
ROFL it's overloaded it keeps spewing php errors requiring reloads
Wow, I've never heard of that STD before.
     
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Dec 19, 2005, 10:50 AM
 
Originally Posted by Kevin
If you guys would just ignore those comments, he would stop making them.
Where's the fun in that?

When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
     
turtle777
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Dec 19, 2005, 12:01 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c
Have you guys ever pooped under your Christmas tree?


-t
     
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Dec 19, 2005, 12:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by Salty
I should send this to a few guys at work
"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Dec 19, 2005, 12:51 PM
 
Is there a choice for pregnancy?

Some men consider that an STD when they have to pay child support for 18 years.

     
wdlove
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Dec 19, 2005, 04:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
Is there a choice for pregnancy?

Some men consider that an STD when they have to pay child support for 18 years.

That's a good one Cody.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
capuchin
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Dec 19, 2005, 06:22 PM
 
I sent this to my Mom.
All opinions are entirely those of my employer. It's not my fault.
     
turtle777
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Dec 19, 2005, 06:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by capuchin
I sent this to my Mom.


-t
     
wdlove
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Dec 20, 2005, 04:57 PM
 
Luckily pregnancy isn't a disease, but a medical condition. A blessed event.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
   
 
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