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No politics, no flaming... just add to the list

My contribution to start the list

Make him listen to George W. Bush's Speaches
Make him go on a date with Condoleezza Rice
Let George Bush Sr. barf on him
Let Bill Clinton get head from him
Let Ronald Regan have a conversation with him
Let Hilary Clinton get her way with him in bed (he won't be able to sit for a week after that)
Then let Richard Simmons join in for a threesome
Let ugly fat girls force him to "go down" on them (way down in the crevices)
Give him an overdose of Viagra then...
Have hairy fat gay guys molest him, night after night
Feed him pork, the cleanest of meats
Cook him that piece of pork found right outside the pigs anus and make him lick it, then eat it.
Make him look at Rosanne Barr's alleged Playboy Pics
Dress him up as an Altar boy and send him "play the organ" for some priests.. he can play with their organs all night
Make him perform oral sex to a herpies blister
For 1 hour a day, make him hang out at a bar with Ed Kennedy
For 1 hour a day, make him available for anyone who wants to put his nose between their ass cheeks and fart
Let Martha Stewart redecorate his genitals (these balls go wonderfully with a simple easy and cheap to make...)
Dress him up in a white sheet and a hood, then air drop him into Harlem, Bronx!
Give him a John Rocker T-Shirt and send him on the train to Shea
Say he's Bin Laden and give him to the NYPD and NYFD.. after the jerk who shoved a stick up Louima's ass gets a turn
Blindfold him and send him out on the BQE (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway for those aren't from NY)
Force him to masterbate with sandpaper
Force him to masterbate with a cucumber (he can figure it out)
Force him to read the book "Little Women"
Make him have sex with a horney ape... <singing like Paul Anka>And they called it, monkey looooooooovvvvvvvvve</singing like Paul Anka>

[ringo]

send the Maryland sniper after him

[Millennium]

Originally posted by ringo:
send the Maryland sniper after him

Right on, man!

I suppose I should point something out here. The Manassas attack happened about a block from my workplace. Although the fact that I'm writing this should probably have tipped you off by now, I'm OK. I'll probably be posting a bit more frequently for the next while (until the sniper is caught or moves on) just to reassure people.

[L'enfanTerrible]

Originally posted by ringo:
send the Maryland sniper after him

This is interesting. What would the general concensus be about a person who went around sniping war-lords and criminals?

He would still be committing the same crime. How do you think a person like that would be portrayed by the media? How would he be viewed by the public?

[V]

Maybe we could give him a big computer with Civilization, Warcraft, Age of Empire, Total Annihilation, etc. We could even create a new game just for him, SimCountry or SimDictator. Maybe that could content his Power Thirst and his Vile Instinct. Maybe only for a while, but if the computer is a Windows or a Unix box, for the bugs and the complexity, that could turn him into a nerds! I think that deserve the try.

[saddam hussein]

Ah, C'mon you guys! I'm not doing anything!

Just relax!!!!

[The Dude]

Originally posted by saddam hussein:
Ah, C'mon you guys! I'm not doing anything!

Just relax!!!!

Sodomize Saddam?

HAHA I MADE A FUNNEY

[derien]

Originally posted by L'enfanTerrible:


This is interesting. What would the general concensus be about a person who went around sniping war-lords and criminals?

He would still be committing the same crime. How do you think a person like that would be portrayed by the media? How would he be viewed by the public?

Presidential pardon?

[derien]

Originally posted by derien:


Presidential pardon?

Uh, just to clarify--I wouldn't support such a thing. And actually, the administration would probably be pretty angry if they didn't get to do the dirty work themselves.