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"Yes, drink two, and it'll instantly remove your mustache."
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"Boobs. All I can see it boobs."
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Spliffdaddy, your concoction to turn all women into redheads appears to be a success.
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I don't care if you want me to test it again... I tell you there's something wrong with your urine!
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Originally Posted by osiris
Yes, you're right, it appears we didn't make the milk better.
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At BASF, we don't make the moustache darkener you drink, we make the moustache darkener you drink BETTER.
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It looks just like a telefunken' U-47 - Zappa
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"At BASF, we don't make a lot of the products you buy, we make a lot of the products you buy look like Pepto-Bismol."
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"So wait... which one has the roofie in it?"
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Any ramblings are entirely my own, and do not represent those of my employers, coworkers, friends, or species
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[QUOTE=osiris]
You take the pink one the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the...wait a minute they are both the same color wtf?
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Puréed Gerbil? Brilliant!
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Originally Posted by osiris
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Nice going, numbnuts! You forgot to put on the labels.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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"It's the brainchild of our R&D Dept., Hinkins...Pureed Caucasian."
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"We finally bottled Pork Soda. Les will be so proud."
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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"Sweet jesus, we did it! Finally... drinkable peanut butter!"
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Originally Posted by osiris
"You see? This is what happens when you feed the cows strawberries."
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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"These are the milk samples that may contain cow blood."
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"Yum. Tooki finally made that hampstor juice."
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Originally Posted by osiris
"It's all the nutrition a man needs for a full day, and the fuschia color aligns you chakras and focuses your chi."
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I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because then you won't learn anything.
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"Are you sure pureed salmon will really take off?"
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Originally Posted by Eriamjh
"Are you sure pureed salmon will really take off?"
It's gerbil, pay attention.
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"Professor they're BOTH spanked thighs pink."
"No this one is distinctly hamster juice pink!"
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"Yes. The pink formula had a much stronger effect on my mustache extension than the orange formula. But it still tastes like hamster..."
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Until today, I always associated BASF with βeta tapes!
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“No, I don’t think the Sharpie looks too unprofessional. Anyway, legal had a problem with our company name, Bottled Anal Suppositories Franchise on the printed labels…”
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by FireWire
Until today, I always associated BASF with βeta tapes!
Dude, they sold the tape business quite a while ago. They licensed their brandname to some in Asia to make the tapes.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Dude, they sold the tape business quite a while ago.
D'oh! Aaah.. old memories of being babysat and the babysitter tried in vain to rent movies for us to watch, but always came back empty handed because we still had a Beta while the rest of the world had switched to VHS... So many boring nights.. :/
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But they still make the tapes BETTER.
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"so, this is the new cody repellent"
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Originally Posted by osiris
"The one on the left will make you grow taller, while the one on the right will make you get smaller"
"Um, Professor, they're the same thing."
"No, no. I'm quite sure they are different."
"Sir, are you color blind?"
"Yes. Why?"
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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When my father worked for BASF-Wyandotte way back, he and his coworkers said the initials stood for "Big Ass Soap Factory." They made cleaning products better then... But dad could get BASF audio cassettes CHEAP at the company store, so that's all I used in the 70s.
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"it's called dakara juice sir"
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The sticky note on the back of this paper says don't mix those up...
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2008 iMac 3.06 Ghz, 2GB Memory, GeForce 8800, 500GB HD, SuperDrive
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Nah, this ain't the perfect shade of puke for the next CBS TV Show.
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Can we get some funny ones, please ?
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