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iPod Engraving Suggestions
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As mentioned in a thread a while back, my iPod was stolen from my apartment a few months back. It's long past time to buy a new one. I kind of want an engraving on the new one, with a humorous comment about theft. Maybe something along the lines of "If your name isn't Berg / This probably isn't yours" but I don't quite think that's it.
So, any suggestions?
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BABY GOT BACK
in the nicest font they have.
[get it? haha]
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MAFIA 2005 MADE
(areacode) ###-####
Return if you know
what is good for you.
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The big thieves hang the little ones.
– Czech Proverb
Okay, it's not funny, but a little scary.  Sort of. Kind of?
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"Buy your own bitch!"
"ManOfSteal."
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Last edited by ManOfSteal; Jul 12, 2005 at 11:37 PM.
Reason: Stealing is prohibited.®)
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"I stabbed a kid and all I got was his stupid iPod"
On a side note: Someone broke in to you Apt. and stole your iPod? Where do you live?
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Originally Posted by zerostar
"I stabbed a kid and all I got was his stupid iPod"
That seems to be in pretty bad taste...
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Originally Posted by hyperb0le
That seems to be in pretty bad taste...
A little too soon eh? What is the specific amount of time one should wait before a crude joke?
I saw a T-shirt on T-Shirt hell that says: "123 OUT OF 124 HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AGREE: VIVA ARUBA!"
I still  then 
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Find
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Return
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Reward
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Find This
And Not
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Originally Posted by zerostar
"I stabbed a kid and all I got was his stupid iPod"
On a side note: Someone broke in to you Apt. and stole your iPod? Where do you live?
Although i loved this joke, imagine trying to get that engraved, the looks on the peoples faces at apple, or wherever they send it would be priceless.
It would be worse if you had to go into a store and get the engraving.
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Actually, I don't believe anyone actually see's the engravings. I suspect that it is all automated.
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Originally Posted by Buckaroo
Actually, I don't believe anyone actually see's the engravings. I suspect that it is all automated.
They do check them to ensure that they are appropriate. I remember a story about someone wanting "Apple Sucks" or something like that and they wouldn't do it.
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"This iPod tolen from Berg."
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I'm thinking of getting "If Lost/Stolen... I'm gona kick your ***"
I think I'll just get "David's iPod please return" on the back of mine or something.
Maybe, property of David... so bugger off.
I've even thought of, "See that big guy over there? This is his iPod... you'd best not be touching"
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Originally Posted by mitchell_pgh
They do check them to ensure that they are appropriate. I remember a story about someone wanting "Apple Sucks" or something like that and they wouldn't do it.
Yep I saw a site that had a few engravings rejected. They don't tell you though , they just engraved asterics instead. Pretty much everything anti microsoft was rejected.
In my search for funny engravings I saw "10,000 more reasons to ignore your wife."
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My vote is for this one:
Originally Posted by ManOfSteal
"Buy your own bitch!"
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Reason: duhhhh)
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Originally Posted by Railroader
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Most excellent!
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Originally Posted by zerostar
"I stabbed a kid and all I got was his stupid iPod"
On a side note: Someone broke in to you Apt. and stole your iPod? Where do you live?
Very politically incorrect. Good work. 
I don't want to get something too personal, because I'm sure at some point down the road I'm going to want to sell it and get a fresher iPod, probably a revision or two down the road.
My iPod will also be living in a RadTech sleeve, so the engraving will really only be visible to someone who takes the sleeve off, which I never do...
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"GPS tracking built in"
"I can see you"
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I heard that someone tried to get "10,000 stolen songs in my pocket" and it got rejected.
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FYI: you've got 54 characters available; 46 chars on a mini.
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Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Mother****er.
Word filtered by the magic ****ing swear word fairy.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Mine has "Noise Pollution" engraved on it.
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Originally Posted by Busemann
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Hmmm I could try demo model..... but I think I'm gona go with
"See that big guy?
You'd best not touch his iPod"
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This is what's on my new 20GB iPod photo I got last week. 
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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I'm thinking...
Property of:
The Big Guy Who's Gona Kick Your....
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this one made me laugh
trapped in an ipod factory
send help
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holy old thread revival, batman!
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24" iMac 2.16GHz c2d ~ 3G ram ~ 250G ~ Superdrive ~ Pure Sexiness
15" Powerbook G4 ~ 1.5GHz ~ 1.5G ram ~ 160G ~ Combo
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Originally Posted by orangeowl92 
this one made me laugh
trapped in an ipod factory
send help
ZOMBIE THREAD!!
Dude, why did you revive a 2 y/o thread?!?
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Signature depreciated.
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OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!11oneoneeleventybillion
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