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A Girlfriend For All You Dorks...
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: between a rock and a hard place.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2002
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What if she cheats on you?
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Photo Architect
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bamberg, Germany
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Quote: "If players neglect her, she will refuse to speak."
Yes!!
Silence is golden.
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"Microsoft is a cross between the Borg and the Ferengi. Unfortunately, they use Borg to do their marketing and Ferengi to do their programming." Simon Slavin
Me on Flickr.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Boston, MA
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So where does this money being spent on her going?
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Your Anus
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But will she vibrate the phone in an erotic fashion? I'm only spending money on a virtual GF if she is going to put out.
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Partying down with the Ewoks, after I nuked the Death Star!
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Losers, spending real money on virtual flowers for a virtual girlfriend 
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"Hello, what have we here?
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: between a rock and a hard place.
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Originally posted by Landos Mustache:
Losers, spending real money on virtual flowers for a virtual girlfriend
hmmmm? maybe they have virtual gay boyfriends as well.
myself...i'm waiting for realistic female robots with sucking action.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Partying down with the Ewoks, after I nuked the Death Star!
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Originally posted by quandarry:
hmmmm? maybe they have virtual gay boyfriends as well.
Na I gots me a real one, no virtual one needed. 
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"Hello, what have we here?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally posted by quandarry:
you see! you too can get screwed out of money by a girlfriend and meet all her cute friends and stuff.
Strip poker ?
-t
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Off the Tobakoff
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora." 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Stuck in 19*53
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Originally posted by wdlove:
So where does this money being spent on her going?
Profit!
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"I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged." -- Roger Jones
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Retired.
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My wife says thanks...
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally posted by gorickey:
My wife says thanks...
A wife-bot ?
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Senior User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: U.S.A
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Wow I'm surprised, but I shouldn't be. I've seen them all over ebay in the past, and laughed. I suppose the next logical step was an organized, online, base of operations.
Still, the economics don't make sense to me. You "pay" attention to your virtual girl by buying her gifts. If you don't buy her stuff, she stops talking to you. The virtual gifts cost REAL money, but the rewards (if you can call them that) aren't physical. 
If you've got the money to keep an imaginary girlfriend's attention, who "will require more flowers and gifts than many real women." Then you've got plenty of money to be the sugar daddy of a physical, reality-based woman.
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Senior User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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How many megs of drama does she come with? Or is that extra too?
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We need less Democrats and Republicans, and more people that think for themselves.
infinite expanse
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2003
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This is beyond sad. In a society of 6 billion plus people, you need a digital person to satisfy you AND spend your money?
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Retired.
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Originally posted by turtle777:
A wife-bot ?
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With benefits.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Minnesota
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Originally posted by SafariX:
This is beyond sad. In a society of 6 billion plus people, you need a digital person to satisfy you AND spend your money?
But she loves me... 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Miami Beach
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This would be a perfect solution for the .00000001% of men on the Earth that don't have a penis. Well, no. Perfect for men that don't have a penis and prefer to live their life on the Internet.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally posted by Turias:
But she loves me...
I love you, too.
Send me a check !
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2003
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But does the digital-slut make yummy #s?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Miami Beach
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Originally posted by SafariX:
But does the digital-slut make yummy #s?
God, I hope so. Nothing better than waking up to an inbox full of delicious #s.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally posted by rozwado1:
God, I hope so. Nothing better than waking up to an inbox full of delicious #s.
Do digital #s come with digital Aunt Jemima syrup?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Bellevue, WA
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The product is reportedly a big hit with the ladies.
hmm...
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Miami Beach
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Originally posted by SafariX:
Do digital #s come with digital Aunt Jemima syrup?
That's your call.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally posted by rozwado1:
That's your call.
I'd hit it.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Floreeda
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it seems that cash, not skill, will enable players to climb the different levels in the game.
sounds like real life women. they must have done a lot of research.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally posted by fireside:
sounds like real life women. they must have done a lot of research.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The midwest...
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I love how it says "cash counts".....it's just like the real thing!!!!!
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Joe
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: May 2003
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What happens after the divorce?? Will you still need to pay monthly??
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Senior User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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A better question is, does she still get HALF?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Stuck in 19*53
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Can you have more than one?
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"I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged." -- Roger Jones
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: England | San Francisco
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Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Semi Posting Retirement *ReJoice!*
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Originally posted by york28:
A better question is, does she still get HALF?
reminds me of eddie murphy RAW .. hehe .. HALF .. I WANT HAAAAALF ... WHAT HAVE U DONE FOR ME LATELY!
stupid ploy but i see lonely men shipping paychecks to that gaming company .... sad days ...
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: The Intertube
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what about the sex issue?
<--------- from HK, never heard of this lame company.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Bellevue, WA
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Originally posted by Sealobo:
what about the sex issue?
<--------- from HK, never heard of this lame company.
hehe.. I read that from the-sun.com.hk too. May be you should investigate about the company..
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