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Hey guys,
Some of you may remember the thread I created some time ago asking for advice on the best way to get arrested if I wanted to spend a night in jail for the purpose of experiencing life in jail. Well, I decided to go ahead with that, sort of... I ended up exposing myself in a restaurant and almost spent the night in jail. However, when I got to the station I was made to explain myself, so I chickened out and explained the whole ordeal and was let off easy.
I chickened out because I sort of got a taste of law violation and got cold feet. However, now that I think back upon this I realize that I really want to go through with it. Again, I don't want to hurt anybody else, that is the important caveat, so what I'm thinking of doing is crashing an old age retirement facility and having lunch and/or dinner there. When somebody asks me who I'm with I'll just find somebody that looks confused and say that person, and be sure to sit at the same table with that person. It sounds like a good opportunity to hang out with old people to boot!
I'm wondering if any of you have tried this?
Yes, this is a thread whore thing, but you guys are boring me out of my mind right now with the current threads.
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I'll never tire of that picture.
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The internet is full of keywords that when written in forums result in certain pictures being posted. Attention whore = that picture.
Ha ha
*cue Nelson Muntz or old ha ha guy"
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
I'll never tire of that picture.
That's because you want to gently squeeze her buttocks while licking the inside of her thighs.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
That's because you want to gently squeeze her buttocks while licking the inside of her thighs.
Touché.
It really irks me that that woman should, over the course of years, be misrepresented to so many millions of anonymous interweb users.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Occupy rest homes. That does sound like a thrill.
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Originally Posted by design219
Occupy rest homes. That does sound like a thrill.
and getting free food!
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
It really irks me that that woman should, over the course of years, be misrepresented to so many millions of anonymous interweb users.
I hear ya.
That kind of thing seems to happen a lot on the interwebs.
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I don't think it's against the law to spend time with old people in a care home. The old people will probably enjoy it.
Of course if you never leave, well then they might get the police to throw you out, likely they won't arrest you, unless your stupid enough to resist.
One other warning. You might not want to try this, if you actually look like you belong in a care home. They may not let you go!
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Learn to drive fast. Not racing, just HPDE.
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Originally Posted by Leonard
I don't think it's against the law to spend time with old people in a care home. The old people will probably enjoy it.
Difference being, if he were to walk up to nursing home and volunteer to play checkers with the old folks, they'd probably say SURE! Please fill out this form so we can do a background check, and here's the checkers.
But creepy guy sneaking in to nursing home and mooching food? HELLO POLICE.
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Originally Posted by Leonard
I don't think it's against the law to spend time with old people in a care home. The old people will probably enjoy it.
Of course if you never leave, well then they might get the police to throw you out, likely they won't arrest you, unless your stupid enough to resist.
One other warning. You might not want to try this, if you actually look like you belong in a care home. They may not let you go!
This is a good point. I'm thinking that if I make it a point to babble about stuff that old people aren't into, such as rap music and nipple/genital piercings, this might expedite my arrest.
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Originally Posted by mduell
Learn to drive fast. Not racing, just HPDE.
You missed my criteria of not wanting to hurt others. This could potentially hurt somebody.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Difference being, if he were to walk up to nursing home and volunteer to play checkers with the old folks, they'd probably say SURE! Please fill out this form so we can do a background check, and here's the checkers.
But creepy guy sneaking in to nursing home and mooching food? HELLO POLICE.
It is good to know that you feel like I do about this...
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey guys,
Some of you may remember the thread I created some time ago asking for advice on the best way to get arrested if I wanted to spend a night in jail for the purpose of experiencing life in jail. Well, I decided to go ahead with that, sort of... I ended up exposing myself in a restaurant and almost spent the night in jail. However, when I got to the station I was made to explain myself, so I chickened out and explained the whole ordeal and was let off easy.
I chickened out because I sort of got a taste of law violation and got cold feet. However, now that I think back upon this I realize that I really want to go through with it. Again, I don't want to hurt anybody else, that is the important caveat, so what I'm thinking of doing is crashing an old age retirement facility and having lunch and/or dinner there. When somebody asks me who I'm with I'll just find somebody that looks confused and say that person, and be sure to sit at the same table with that person. It sounds like a good opportunity to hang out with old people to boot!
I'm wondering if any of you have tried this?
Yes, this is a thread whore thing, but you guys are boring me out of my mind right now with the current threads.
Go to a daycare and just pick one kid at random and start walking off with him. That will get you a night in jail.
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Now seriously, go find a protest and get into a cops face and refuse to listen. Lay down on a road and block traffic or something with a sign. You will get arrested. No one is hurt, and you can say with a honest face I was protesting something. Better then saying I hung out my hot dog in public for a experience or getting a trespassing charge.
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Originally Posted by Athens
Go to a daycare and just pick one kid at random and start walking off with him. That will get you a night in jail.
It would also hurt the kid.
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Originally Posted by Athens
Now seriously, go find a protest and get into a cops face and refuse to listen. Lay down on a road and block traffic or something with a sign. You will get arrested. No one is hurt, and you can say with a honest face I was protesting something. Better then saying I hung out my hot dog in public for a experience or getting a trespassing charge.
Do BCers refer to their penises as hot dogs in general?
There aren't any protests around here that have police supervision...
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start one, just make up a sign about something and go stand in a busy road and cause traffic delays
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Originally Posted by Athens
start one, just make up a sign about something and go stand in a busy road and cause traffic delays
That's not a bad idea actually, and I know exactly what cause I would protest: Doofy not telling us about his cat.
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Looking forward to the photos/video. Make sure it's a busy street.
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Hey guys,
I did a little protesting today near our park. Here is a picture of me:
No arrests though, I guess I'll have to ratchet this up a few notches...
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I don't get it. Cat float?
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think, rose parade, but with only cat floats.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Difference being, if he were to walk up to nursing home and volunteer to play checkers with the old folks, they'd probably say SURE! Please fill out this form so we can do a background check, and here's the checkers.
But creepy guy sneaking in to nursing home and mooching food? HELLO POLICE.
I guess I was thinking of my small town days. My mom, who worked in a care home, always mentioned that they had kids coming in after school and people visiting. And the only alarm is on the actual people in the care home, so one of them don't stroll off. Heck my mom occassionally left one of us in the common area while she went to talk with her peers over coffee. It all seemed rather layed back.
But I guess in a bigger city there may actually be visitor forms and more security.
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Hey Besson, I think a have an idea for you.
CRAP CONES
It's like snow cones, but instead, you fill it with flavored crap. You will like it.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Hey Besson, I think a have an idea for you.
CRAP CONES
It's like snow cones, but instead, you fill it with flavored crap. You will like it.
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How will this get me arrested?
You have to use your head, turtle.
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You sell it to children and the elderly. I guarantee you an arrest.
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Get a van and sell them to kids.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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What would I do with my protest sign I worked so hard to create though?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
What would I do with my protest sign I worked so hard to create though?
You can still use it. Just garnish it with some crap.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
You can still use it. Just garnish it with some crap.
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And chop it up and put it in cones?
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Turtle: as you know, I'm not really much of a payoff guy anymore, I'm more into piss and vomit these days, but your idea is growing on me. It would be pretty hard to put piss and vomit into cones. Maybe I could get arrested faster if I told the cops that I charge pigs like them more for my special cones?
The only question is cake or sugar cones, or even waffle cones?
Turtle777, I like you, you're okay.
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So, I gather you're mom's been pissing in your cheerios, but you've grown to like it ?
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You leave my Mom out of this. Besides, it's your Mom.
I don't like you anymore.
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so, since you two are brothers. why don't y'all get into a poop smeared cat selling business?
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Here's some ideas to get arrested:
Open up a lemonade stand without a permit.
Feed homeless people in Houston without acquiring a food safety license thing first
Try to save an endangered species without a CITES permit and a FWS blessing.
Pull over on the side of the road, have a picnic on the waterfront near an oil refinery... maybe pull out a fishing pull and fish.
Visit New Orleans.
Blow up an oil pipeline, that wont hurt anyone.
Wrap a shirt around your head, go onto an airplane and pray, pour flower water on yourself from a perfume bottle, then shout Allah Akbar!!! before takeoff. Or just walk through the exit only in the TSA line.
I don't know why you would want to get arrested. Doesn't sound very fun... If you're seeking adventure why don't you go to Africa for a few months and help save the pygmies from extermination; thats dangerous and exciting, like Avatar. Or Join the sea Shepard and fight the Japanese... or climb a tree that's about to be cut down and sit in it; Or if you're a republican climb a coal power plant that's about to be bulldozed and sit there for a while; while sitting on top of it you can shoot endangered species and say "well it didn't adapt fast enough hehehe". or join the Sea Shepard and right when no one's expecting it pull out a harpoon and shoot a whale.in the head and while it's squealing eeeeeeruuuueuarriiiii say "guess he shoulda adapted faster to the changing times" giving the little Bush chuckle hehehe.
You see there's all kinds of fun things to do that won't get you a criminal record.
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A truly wild night can only end in one of two locations: The E.R. or the local police cells.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Besides, it's your Mom.
Your a speling Natzi !
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Originally Posted by el chupacabra
Here's some ideas to get arrested:
Open up a lemonade stand without a permit.
Feed homeless people in Houston without acquiring a food safety license thing first
Try to save an endangered species without a CITES permit and a FWS blessing.
Pull over on the side of the road, have a picnic on the waterfront near an oil refinery... maybe pull out a fishing pull and fish.
Visit New Orleans.
Blow up an oil pipeline, that wont hurt anyone.
Wrap a shirt around your head, go onto an airplane and pray, pour flower water on yourself from a perfume bottle, then shout Allah Akbar!!! before takeoff. Or just walk through the exit only in the TSA line.
I don't know why you would want to get arrested. Doesn't sound very fun... If you're seeking adventure why don't you go to Africa for a few months and help save the pygmies from extermination; thats dangerous and exciting, like Avatar. Or Join the sea Shepard and fight the Japanese... or climb a tree that's about to be cut down and sit in it; Or if you're a republican climb a coal power plant that's about to be bulldozed and sit there for a while; while sitting on top of it you can shoot endangered species and say "well it didn't adapt fast enough hehehe". or join the Sea Shepard and right when no one's expecting it pull out a harpoon and shoot a whale.in the head and while it's squealing eeeeeeruuuueuarriiiii say "guess he shoulda adapted faster to the changing times" giving the little Bush chuckle hehehe.
You see there's all kinds of fun things to do that won't get you a criminal record.
ie THUMBS UP
And, Enter stage left: DOOFY, oh, I see, still sans cat(s) ie frown
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Reason: smilies not displaying, in my previews. {use the [img] tag, jmiddel... })
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May I suggest one/some/all of the following:
- Tug on Superman's cape.
- Spit into the wind.
- Pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
- Mess around with Slim.
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What, me worry?
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He could also try to buy a jealous man's wife a drink.
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Take your seatbelt off at highway speeds.
Replace all the regular salt in the shaker with sea salt.
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what's wrong with sea salt?
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Originally Posted by iM@k
May I suggest one/some/all of the following:
- Tug on Superman's cape.
- Spit into the wind.
- Pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
- Mess around with Slim.
You forgot 'Whizz on an electric fence.'
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep
You forgot 'Whizz on an electric fence.'
Being in the UK, I don't expect you to be familiar with the works of Jim Croce. I'll let you off the hook........ This time.
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