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That little dude is haulin' ass up the mountain!
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Something tells me the second one in the first post and Demonhood’s are the only real signs in this thread; the rest look too much like ’shopped pics.
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Originally Posted by Buckaroo
This one is so PSed it's not even funny. They didn't even bother to skew the text to the angle of the sign.
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UKE XING...
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It is dreams that will survive, for a dream is immortal.
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I don't have a picture, but I saw a sign in Maryland once that said...
"Hidden entrance 1/4 mile ahead"
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Welcome to Hell, Michigan
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Looks like it froze over.
no really, please don't hit me
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Originally Posted by Demonhood
one near me:
I don't find that one that crazy just seems like good advice.
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well, considering high ground is several miles away and that RUNNING from a tsunami 20ft tall isn't going to help much, it's more funny than crazy.
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that plumbing one has floated around before. one of my favorites.
oh, and:
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
****in' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
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There was a hotel in Austin whose lighted name had a few letters that didn't work. In bright red you could drive by Riverside and I-35 and see "RAMAD IN " to your east.... Unfortunately I didn't have a camera so I didn't get a picture.
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Glenn -----OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
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I was at a zoo in North Carolina and saw a sign on a gravel path that connected two concrete paths.
It said, "PATH CLOSED, STAY ON PATH"
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Originally Posted by residentEvil
that plumbing one has floated around before. one of my favorites.
oh, and:
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
****in' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
Why would you censor the word "blocking"?
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All glory to the hypnotoad.
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Not familiar with the Tesla version?
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Didn't even know there was a Tesla version.
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All glory to the hypnotoad.
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Originally Posted by jokell82
Didn't even know there was a Tesla version.
Tesla - Signs Lyrics
(Arthur Thomas)
[Originally by The Five Man Electrical Band)
And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
[Chorus:]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
****in' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner
[Chorus]
Oh, say now mister, can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch, no you can't eat, you ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!
[Solo]
And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own ****in' sign
I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh
[Chorus 2x]
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Originally Posted by residentEvil
[Originally by The Five Man Electrical Band)
There's the important part right there.
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Nah, Tesla's is much better
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Hey! Don't poke me!
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Originally Posted by jokell82
Didn't even know there was a Tesla version.
Originally Posted by jokell82
There's the important part right there.
Originally Posted by jokell82
Hey! Don't poke me!
Got something in your eye?
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Yeah, that stick from residentEvil.
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Originally Posted by jokell82
Yeah, that stick from residentEvil.
Shame you didn’t call it “residentEvil’s stick”. Would have opened so many more jokes of the crudest (and thus best) kind.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
more jokes of the crudest (and thus best) kind.
Did someone call for me?
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Only mentally.
Good to know you’re reading my thoughts now. That should be lots of fun for you.
*snicker*
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Lucky for you I don't understand Danish.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Lucky for you I don't understand Danish.
No, lucky for you you don’t understand Danish
(I trust the mental images are clear enough, though?)
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Shame you didn’t call it “residentEvil’s stick”. Would have opened so many more jokes of the crudest (and thus best) kind.
Luckily I re-worded it before posting.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
No, lucky for you you don’t understand Danish
(I trust the mental images are clear enough, though?)
I was a little disturbed by the goat and the butter churner, to be honest.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
I was a little disturbed by the goat and the butter churner, to be honest.
Oh, you’re still there. You haven’t gotten to the stuff yet, then.
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I was at a hotel in Colorado that had a sign in the bathroom that said...
"Only toilet paper goes in the toilet. Please dispose of all other waste material in the trash can."
That's paraphrased but very close. I was so close to taking a big dump in the trash can, but decided it was probably a bad idea.
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Originally Posted by ort888
I was at a hotel in Colorado that had a sign in the bathroom that said...
"Only toilet paper goes in the toilet. Please dispose of all other waste material in the trash can."
That's paraphrased but very close. I was so close to taking a big dump in the trash can, but decided it was probably a bad idea.
That’s the exact opposite of the temporary toilet trailer thingies they’ve put up in our yard during the renovation they’re undertaking at the moment—ours say, “Please don’t put anything in the toilet that you haven’t eaten” (also paraphrased). So no toilet paper (unless you eat it first, ew!) and no peeing?
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I think I preferred the goat and butter churner to this discussion.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
I think I preferred the goat and butter churner to this discussion.
Let us know how that story ends.
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It involves a Buddhist Monk, the guy who does movie voice overs, 5 phillips screw drivers, and $240 worth of puddin'.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Wrong thread.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
i read that as "touching wives causes instant death"
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
i read that as "touching wives causes instant death"
Same difference.
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