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Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 01:39 PM

Let us be saying that you were captured by the aliens and they are not very nice. They take you to their planet and decide to be making fun of you in the big alien space zoo. They give you choices... you can either be having sex with the beautiful person from the gender you do not like or having sex with someone ugly from the right gender you are liking. The aliens are being able to tell if you are gay or not so you CANT fool them and get the hot babe if you are streight.

You must have sex at least once each day to keep the alien peoples happy who have come to see you at the zoo. You cant die because they just keep bringing you back to life so you are having to choose something!

Here is the way it is.

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If you are streight man then you can either go gay with him:

Or stay the streight and go with her:

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If you are a gay man then you can either stay gay and go with him:

Or go streight and go with her:

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So which will it be huh?

[ 10-31-2001: Message edited by: Mole ]

[ 10-31-2001: Message edited by: Mole ]

San Acoustic · Oct 31, 2001, 01:54 PM

Why is the first guy's stomach so wrinkly? Was he born that way or did it happen by degrees? He should see a doctor; the veins in his arms look like ready-to-explode aneurisms.

That poor woman! Who stuck great pointy things on her pointy things?

The second guy will end up running the aliens' planet in six weeks. He's a Bill Gates clone.

The final picture is of a supreme egotist. She's pointing at herself, saying "Me! Look at Me!"

Straight or gay, the only sensible choice is the Gates clone. You may not be happy, but you'll end up rich.

MikeM32 · Oct 31, 2001, 01:56 PM

I'd lie and say I was Gay so I could bag the hot babe

You never said the aliens had any ability to read minds and therefor know that I was lieing.

I'd just "pretend" not to be liking it through rough sex

Mike

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Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 02:05 PM

ok fine mr. mike I made the edit. your sneaky.

Nile Crocodile · Oct 31, 2001, 02:12 PM

I have to go with the bathtub chick. She's not fat and you can keep your eyes closed.

MikeM32 · Oct 31, 2001, 02:28 PM

Nope, no "take-backs" allowed

rulez is rulez

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The aliens are being able to tell if you are gay or not so you CANT fool them and get the hot babe if you are streight.

Mike

Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 02:32 PM

I am the evil aliens so I make that rules ha ha! We are being known to change our minds.

Better watch out or I force you to doodle her:

Every time you are wanting go to the bathroom.

MikeM32 · Oct 31, 2001, 02:36 PM

Aghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike

Amorya · Oct 31, 2001, 02:55 PM

what if you're bisexual?

San Acoustic · Oct 31, 2001, 02:55 PM

No fair changing the rules! You'll keep changing them until we're all forced to have sex with Boris Batinov!

Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 03:03 PM

images removed because they bog the whole thread down, they're disturbing, and i'm sure uglypeople.com doesn't appreciate you linking to them.

check your PM sometime Mole. i think people get the "ugly" idea already.

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Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 03:04 PM

ditto

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Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 03:05 PM

gumby5647 · Oct 31, 2001, 03:07 PM

hey, maybe k-mart employee can use some of those pics to put in his sig.

MikeM32 · Oct 31, 2001, 03:08 PM

Hey actually the bald chick's not so bad looking

I've got a shaved head myself.

I wonder what she'd look like with a wig though.

Mike

scaught · Oct 31, 2001, 03:08 PM

why are none of the pictures showing up for me?

i get the gist of this poll anyway. are you worried if someone were to think you were gay, mole?

Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 03:27 PM

I am not being worried I have played around with men many times it is not my thing but I have experience. That is why I give equal oportunity! This thread is being friendly to the gay or streight!

Nile Crocodile · Oct 31, 2001, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by Mole:
I am not being worried I have played around with men many times it is not my thing but I have experience. That is why I give equal oportunity! This thread is being friendly to the gay or streight!

"friendly" WTF? Look at the mess of people you've posted above. You can't call that pack "friendly".

cheerios · Oct 31, 2001, 05:29 PM

LOL I would confuse the aliens!! They wouldn't know which ugly and hot person to offer me, 'cuz I'd be happy either way

Maybe they'd get so confused their head's would explode!!

Interesting thought though ,Mole.

Nile, by friendly, he means equally bad choices are offered to each orientation.

Niubi · Oct 31, 2001, 09:24 PM

Mole, Could you please stop posting your family photo albums.

Mole · Oct 31, 2001, 11:05 PM

If those were being some of my family pictures they would be being some of the better ones. My family is ugly as the hell I am serious.

Thankfully I am not being so bad...

AlbertWu · Nov 1, 2001, 03:40 AM

although your english is being so bad

cheerios · Nov 1, 2001, 04:25 AM

Play nice, Alb, you knew what he meant!

scaught · Nov 1, 2001, 09:40 AM

alrighty mr mole. if you find how other people look so amusing, lets see a pic of yourself. are you 12?

Mole · Nov 1, 2001, 04:22 PM

Well if you are insisting that I show you my picture I give you the one from the frat last week.

Dont go an jump all over me now.