[Kevin]

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/...crazy%20couple

[turtle777]

WTF ?

-t

[badidea]

Originally Posted by KevinK

How much do you love me?

Bend over and I'll show you!

edit: pretty crazy story btw - she looks sweet though...

[invisibleX]

God, I hope I never love someone so much I want to eat them.

I've seen some seriously weird sh!t done in the name of love.. thats gotta be somewhere up there.

[jasonsRX7]

That same site had a prank once about two brothers (twins) where one of them cut their arm off and had it surgically installed to the other ones chest. Had Photoshopped pictures and stuff to go along with the story. I hope this is a prank too, otherwise, those two are tards.

Edit: Here's the one about the twins.

[DeathMan]

They didn't eat each other's fingers, they just did a mutual amputation. They're saving them to make amulets out of later. Which is freaky enough for me.

[demograph68]

Cute couple. I hope they have a wonderful future together.

[historylme]

It reminds me of this.
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/if_you_loved

[iMOTOR]

Originally Posted by invisibleX

God, I hope I never love someone so much I want to eat them.

Yeah, eat should only be a figure of speech,

for instance:

"I love her so much, I want to eat her poozey"

[JoshuaZ]

Its so cute!!!! Awwwwww!

I hope it becomes all the rage, so everyone can start chomping off fingers of their loved ones.

[E's Lil Theorem]

Dude, WTF??!

Once they started talking about this amputation business, I knew I had made the right decision... my decision being, of course, to not touch that **** with a ten-foot pole. Maybe I’m just cynical, but I haven’t even had a relationship serious or long enough for a pregnancy scare, much less one where dedication-through-nullification was a facet of it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I generally support just about everything, but when Clive asked me to act as a witness to the “ceremony” — to legitimize it in the eyes of the Lord, perhaps? — I just did my best to claim conscientious objector status and keep my distance from the whole sordid affair.

Couldn’t they have just gotten matching tattoos like other shortsighted couples or something? I honestly think it’s just some nasty sex thing — like I really need something else to overhear and get the cold sweats from in the middle of the night.

[nredman]

brings new meaning to "finger bang"

[scaught]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

Yeah, eat should only be a figure of speech,

for instance:

"I love her so much, I want to eat her poozey"

whats that got to do with love?

oh. OT, different strokes for different folks.

one one hand, they didnt do it for anyone but themselves.

on the other hand, they published it on the fscking internet.

[historylme]

Of topic:

YO E, dam, I just check your site again... I'm drooling still.

[chris v]

So, when they break up, is she all like "I want my fücking finger back, @sshole!"?

[ManOfSteal]

I love Zimphire, not sure about this KevinK character.

[nredman]

Originally Posted by ManOfSteal

I love Zimphire, not sure about this KevinK character.

i heard Zimphire & GoRickey got married and ca$h is their lovechild

[ManOfSteal]

Originally Posted by nredman

i heard Zimphire & GoRickey got married and ca$h is their lovechild

Close...but you forgot the part where ankle_brains beat up Ca$h so badly we had to rename him Bruce.

[ambush]

gotta love those zines Zimpy reads

[tooki]

Ahem, it's the annual April Fool's article. (See date in URL.)

tooki

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by ambush

gotta love those zines Zimpy reads

Shouldn't you be doing my dishes?

[E's Lil Theorem]

Originally Posted by history1me

Of topic:

YO E, dam, I just check your site again... I'm drooling still.

Pimpy . You know we update every Friday, right?

Oh, and the "new stuff" should debut next week, so keep an eye out for that.

[jasonsRX7]

Originally Posted by tooki

Ahem, it's the annual April Fool's article. (See date in URL.)

Much better photoshopping job than the other one.

[SamuraiDL]

im on there.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally Posted by ManOfSteal

Close...but you forgot the part where ankle_brains beat up Ca$h so badly we had to rename him Bruce.

Where do I fit in? And who's my evil twin? Which one of us was actually a woman at birth but a freak accident caused our parents to make the doctors give us a new happy place?

[historylme]

I think your twin might be Super Chicken.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally Posted by history1me

I think your twin might be Super Chicken.

How the hell did my mommy get boned and produce kids across the border with one in each country? Zimph, you're a whore.

[Kevin]

[DeathMan]

Originally Posted by tooki

Ahem, it's the annual April Fool's article. (See date in URL.)

tooki

Great idea for a prank, but it could put ideas into people's heads, couldn't it? Great PS skillz.

[scaught]

Originally Posted by tooki

Ahem, it's the annual April Fool's article. (See date in URL.)

tooki

you know. i read it probably on april 1st, and never realized it was fake until just now when i read this.

i guess ive seen too much weird **** to even consider it could fake.

STOP THE INTERNETS!

[tooki]

Well, see, on BME/extreme, there are some couples that have both engaged in toe amputation. But IIRC, they did it via conventional methods, not biting!

But yeah, BME does an April Fool's article every year.

tooki

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by tooki

Well, see, on BME/extreme, there are some couples that have both engaged in toe amputation. But IIRC, they did it via conventional methods, not biting!

So how is amputation via conventional methods NOT weird ?

-t

[wdlove]

That type of love I could do without.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by wdlove

That type of love I could do without.

Heck, what would be left of you ? A toe ?

-t