[OldManMac]

If you've got 'em, hang 'em from your bumper, or not! - Autoblog



"Most people are content to just leave their trailer hitch bare when they aren't pulling anything. Most people are also content to keep their reproductive organs in their pants when they're driving. And then there are those that feel as though they must use their hitch to show the world what they wish they had. For that latter group, they created bumper-nuts. The name and the photo above are pretty self-explanitory, so any further elaboration would be even more egregious than the nuts themselves, although if you must know more I would highly recommend the discourse on the subject in Episode 64 of the Bob and AJ show, where topic is covered with all the required delicacy."

"Now however, in the wake of a failed attempt to ban indecent mudflaps in Arizona, Maryland Delegate LeRoy Meyers Jr. has decided to try and castrate afficiandos of vehicular testes. Meyers' district has apparently been overrun with big balls (there is no word on whether drivers of such vehicles also tend to crank AC/DC) and he feels they are vulgur and immoral. He has introduced a bill to prohibit drivers from displaying anything that looks like "anatomically correct" or "less than completely and opaquely covered" human or animal genitals, human buttocks or female breasts. Fresh roadkill or deer hunting trophies would be exempted because they are apparently real. Are there no larger issues to address in Maryland than trying to legislate bad taste?"

[Doofy]

And then there are those that feel as though they must use their hitch to show the world what they wish they had.

[scaught]

Ha. Thankfully not. Decency must prevail!

Let's get the calvin peeing on things while we're at it.

[centerchannel68]

I am offended by this post. Usually white males drive pickups and this is a pickup that is being culturally insensative. Wah wah wah. You're a racist. Now I won't be able to talk to any of my white male friends again without wondering if htey'd like a set of testicles on their car. Wah. Wah wah wa-wah wah.

[Dark_Lotus]

Sad thing is, theres a kid at my school who has those on his truck...

[Mithras]

Do they make both left- and right-, uh, oriented?

[strictlyplaid]

Originally Posted by centerchannel68 

I am offended by this post. Usually white males drive pickups and this is a pickup that is being culturally insensative. Wah wah wah. You're a racist. Now I won't be able to talk to any of my white male friends again without wondering if htey'd like a set of testicles on their car. Wah. Wah wah wa-wah wah.

Nonsense. Bumpernuts is an equal opportunity provider of tasteless humor.

[centerchannel68]

Yes, but now I will wonder if any of my friends who have trucks secretely have no balls. This is racist. I'll never be able to look at them again without thinking of this racist post.

[Sherman Homan]

What do you hang off of a Prius?

[centerchannel68]

Your MPG sticker.

[nredman]

i've seen those before - but they are blue balls

[centerchannel68]

Just wondering, since someone else started a thread on these.... you guys DO realize they've been out for like 5-7 years, right?

[IceEnclosure]

these are old and lame.

[RAILhead]

Welcome to 1988.

[Peder Rice]

I wanted to get some of these and put 'em on random crappy cars around town, but then they became popular, and my idea would have been lame.

[JoshuaZ]

Though would be really fun to put on your friend`s car without them knowing...

Almost as fun as that time I put the `I am pro choice America` bumper sticker on my very christian room mates car. Right before he went to see Passion of the Christ with his bible study group.

Oh college. I sometimes, though rarely, miss you.

[torsoboy]

I don't think these are appropriate at all. If porn is illegal in the open these should also be illegal.