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lopez louis · Dec 9, 2012, 04:44 PM

I am a woman who is pregnant . Lately my husband has been acting a little odd. He recently set up a passcode on his cell phone. He seems to always have it on him..I may be paranoid, but I am starting to think something is up, he gets texts but wont read them if I am right there.I think he has another girl.I want to install a software on his phone after that i can see his messenger on my computer.Is there software that can do that or a service that AT&T offers for that.

Spheric Harlot · Dec 9, 2012, 05:12 PM

No.

There is no such software for iPhone, and if anybody registers shortly to recommend one, he is a lying sack of shit who is only here to spam and scam us and you.

Apart from that, what you are asking for is illegal, and whatever comes of it would not be admissible in court, should you find the results such that you would draw the consequences — apart from the fact that you yourself would be subject to investigation.

reader50 · Dec 9, 2012, 05:29 PM

She's a spammer who hasn't posted spam yet. Maybe it'll be creative, not their usual spyware-for-sale posts we all expect. (hint, hint)

Put some effort into it, have some pride in your profession. Impress us with something we haven't seen before.

andi*pandi · Dec 10, 2012, 06:54 AM

Hire a private investigator. Bonus points if investigator looks like Magnum PI.

subego · Dec 14, 2012, 06:17 AM

At that point, just leave your husband for the swoony PI.

Spheric Harlot · Dec 14, 2012, 06:52 AM

But he's just toying.

subego · Dec 14, 2012, 07:00 AM

Are you implying he's gay?

Since he's not out, it's in poor taste to imply he's gay.

If the guy wants to be gay in secret, like, really, really gay, let him be gay in secret.

We don't need to know he's gay, and it doesn't really matter if he's gay.

Spheric Harlot · Dec 14, 2012, 07:53 AM

No. I wasn't implying that.

Huh?

subego · Dec 14, 2012, 08:12 AM

What were you implying?

mattyb · Dec 14, 2012, 08:35 AM

You sure its his kid?

Spheric Harlot · Dec 14, 2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by subego

What were you implying?

Have you ever watched Magnum P.I.?

That guy ends up with a different chick every week!

gooser · Dec 14, 2012, 04:23 PM

so did james bond. big deal.

subego · Dec 14, 2012, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

Have you ever watched Magnum P.I.?
That guy ends up with a different chick every week!

I guess they all thought they could change him.

Spheric Harlot · Dec 14, 2012, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by gooser

so did james bond. big deal.

Nobody ever recommended a wife leave her husband for James Bond.

Of course, Bond *was* committed and married at one point.

subego · Dec 15, 2012, 06:46 AM

How'd that turn out for him?

Spheric Harlot · Dec 15, 2012, 09:51 AM

Kojak shot 'er.

subego · Dec 15, 2012, 10:13 AM

I think Kojak is an underappreciated Bond villain.

Monster Edison · Jan 4, 2013, 12:23 AM

I saw this one on Amazon (ebay link). But I'm not sure it works for you or not. Poor woman! God bless you and hope the husband can be loyal to his wife.

iLove · Jan 4, 2013, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by Monster Edison

I saw this one on Amazon (ebay link). But I'm not sure it works for you or not. Poor woman! God bless you and hope the husband can be loyal to his wife.

Haha you got it!

Doc HM · Jan 4, 2013, 01:09 PM

So about that tracking software.

andi*pandi · Jan 6, 2013, 11:34 PM

In some respects, Magnum PI seems like a more pleasant, and less bloodthirsty, husband type material than Bond. However, he's a grown man who mooches off his employer, doesn't even own his own car, and is basically living a Peter Pan existence.

So, Bond wins this round-- if you can hook him and survive, that is.

Either one could track down a cheating spouse with just shoe leather and a good pair of binoculars, no app needed.