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Tim Bit vs. Munchkin Deathmatch
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, may I direct your attention to exhibit "C", a signed and sworn affidavit that hockey is dunb.
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Clinically Insane
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OBJECTION!
Umm... I mean objection. Soory for yelling, eh.
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I am keeping out of... damn.
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Clinically Insane
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Withdrawn. I meant to draw your attention to exhibit "F" which is a video of the Mayor of Toronto smoking crack.
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Which doesn't exist. Especially not at an address allegedly alleged to be frequented by alleged Somalis. Which has not been given to the mayor's staff, no mam.
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AHA!
When American mayors smoke crack on video, they admit it.
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Way too obvious. We like to be oblique.
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OBJECTION!
This is only the case because Mounties can't flip a hooker like we do.
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"Oblique" is French. You wouldn't understand. Que Pasa?
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Clinically Insane
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Au contraire. English lured French into a dark alley and rolled it for all the good words about two centuries ago.
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The defense would like to show exhibit "P", eh.
A picture of the prosecutor eating poutine.
Twice so far this week.
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Objection!
They add Kalbi, so it's more like South Korean potato nachos.
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Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2000
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OBJECTION!
It's pretty freakin awesome.
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Kalbi? That's nothing. We've got kimchi poutine.
Also, there's a Chilean butcher in Kensington Market. Makes the best damn chorizo north of Colombia. Married a Korean girl, now sells kimchi empanadas. Now, that's awesome.
To the prosecutor.
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OBJECTION!
Cabbage.
Let it also be known you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him Edith Piaf.
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Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000
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Cabbage is for cole slaw in a good deli sandwich.
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And let the prosecution further show Exhibit "O", which is a pork that is pulled...
And ready for cole slaw!
Compare and contrast that with Exhibit "C", a pork which has been... which has been...
I'm sorry... it's painful just to think it...
A pork which has been salted to death and cut into disks!
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I tell the court the Canadians are the only people on God's green Earth who could ruin bacon!
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[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]
There will be ORDER IN THIS COURT!
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Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000
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[Bang]
[Bang]
Adjourned for lunch.
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The prosecution will also have it known you can lead a dog to bean curd...
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The prosecution rests.
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Our dog will eat tofu, and broccoli.
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