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calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:00 PM

Okay, so it has been three months or so since I got my last infraction or warning on these here forums.

Do I still piss you guys off?

Am I still the black-sheep of the NN Lounge? Do I still make you throw up in your mouth? Do you still think that I smell like pee? Am I the proverbial spanner in the wheel? The fly in the soup? The stain on the carpet? The Jar-Jar of Star Wars?

turtle777 · Mar 15, 2009, 04:10 PM

WTF, reported

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-t

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:13 PM

Should have been a poll.

turtle777 · Mar 15, 2009, 04:14 PM

Yes, take this as a sign of ongoing FAILure

-t

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:17 PM

I think I am going to kill myself now.

What do you think of armpit watches?

ShortcutToMoncton · Mar 15, 2009, 04:39 PM

You're a true Intarweb Badass™

brassplayersrock² · Mar 15, 2009, 05:08 PM

If you stop smoking, and better yet, get that bird of yours to stop smoking as well. THEN and only then will you be pure badass to us all here on this forum.

Andrew Stephens · Mar 15, 2009, 06:00 PM

With your old sig you were badass.

With the new one you are teh Ghey.

shifuimam · Mar 15, 2009, 07:53 PM

This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.

Ever.

The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?

brassplayersrock² · Mar 15, 2009, 07:54 PM

Only himself.

SpaceMonkey · Mar 15, 2009, 08:37 PM

The thread title is a bit presumptuous, no?

- - e r i k - - · Mar 15, 2009, 09:16 PM

Yeah, things have been a lot smoother now that you've come out of the closet.

Laminar · Mar 15, 2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.

Ever.

The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?

I think the only thing more attention-whorish would be if he were to start a thread about getting his nipples pierced.

turtle777 · Mar 15, 2009, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

I think the only thing more attention-whorish would be if he were to start a thread about getting his nipples pierced.

To Calverson's defense, at least he posted pics

-t

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 11:07 PM

Calverson is an African.

turtle777 · Mar 16, 2009, 12:06 AM

Besson is an Indian.

-t

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 12:50 AM

Look at Calverson's location! He's African.

calverson · Mar 16, 2009, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.

Ever.

The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?

Get off of my cloud.

If you have nothing constructive to say, please don't say anything.

dcmacdaddy · Mar 16, 2009, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.

Ever.

The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?

Pot Meet (nipple-pierced) Kettle

dcmacdaddy · Mar 16, 2009, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.

Ever.

The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?

Originally Posted by calverson

Get off of my cloud.

If you have nothing constructive to say, please don't say anything.

Ooh . . . Girl Fight!

calverson · Mar 16, 2009, 07:59 AM

Otherwise:

BEST THREAD EVER.

IceEnclosure · Mar 16, 2009, 08:09 AM

your sig looks like bad ice cream, and can't believe that girl called you an attention hooer.

calverson · Mar 16, 2009, 08:52 AM

Ice: I like bad ice cream.

I now have made my sig like a bad-ass barcode that has a hidden message in it!

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 08:56 AM

calverson: I swiped your bar code through my bar code reader I have here, and it says that you hate Tony Danza. WTF?

calverson · Mar 16, 2009, 09:01 AM

It is broken. It actually says that I am indifferent to Tony Danza.

shifuimam · Mar 16, 2009, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

I think the only thing more attention-whorish would be if he were to start a thread about getting his nipples pierced.

Hey, I just wanted advice from other people with body piercing experience. At least I wasn't begging for approval from anyone.

Hg2491 · Mar 16, 2009, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Calverson is an African.

And I'm Dominican. I don't see your point here.

Laminar · Mar 16, 2009, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Hey, I just wanted advice from other people with body piercing experience. At least I wasn't begging for approval from anyone.

Oh! You thought I was talking about y... oh! Oops! Didn't even think of that!

Oisín · Mar 16, 2009, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Hey, I just wanted advice from other people with body piercing experience. At least I wasn't begging for approval from anyone.

Yeah, and Calverson just wanted advice from other people with Calverson-reporting experience …

shifuimam · Mar 16, 2009, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Oh! You thought I was talking about y... oh! Oops! Didn't even think of that!

Yeah....that was kinda the original point of that thread.

I won't deny that the follow-up was a little attention whore-ish, but I also wanted to share what my own experience with it was, since everyone I've talked to about it since has said "didn't that hurt like hell?"...

I'm going to Florida with my mom and boyfriend next month - she still doesn't know I had it done. I'm looking forward to seeing what her reaction will be when she figures it out.

dcmacdaddy · Mar 16, 2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

I'm going to Florida with my mom and boyfriend next month - she still doesn't know I had it done. I'm looking forward to seeing what her reaction will be when she figures it out.

Yup. That sounds attention-whorish to me.

Keep up the good work. You are setting an excellent example for calverson to follow.

shifuimam · Mar 16, 2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Yup. That sounds attention-whorish to me.

Keep up the good work. You are setting an excellent example for calverson to follow.

How is that attention whorish? She's going to figure it out the first time she sees me in a swimsuit at the beach...

My mom is ridiculously conservative. I enjoy shocking her. I'm her kid, after all.

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Hg2491

And I'm Dominican. I don't see your point here.

I love Africans, Dominicans, and everybody else. I was just making sure that people weren't being racist against Africans.

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

How is that attention whorish? She's going to figure it out the first time she sees me in a swimsuit at the beach...

My mom is ridiculously conservative. I enjoy shocking her. I'm her kid, after all.

Maybe you should get the shock out of the way in advance by having sex with your boyfriend with the door open so that she can see you? That will break the ice a little...

shifuimam · Mar 16, 2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Maybe you should get the shock out of the way in advance by having sex with your boyfriend with the door open so that she can see you? That will break the ice a little...

YES. That would be awesome.

I think she would have a coronary if that happened. Even though she knows it's not true, she prefers to operate under the misguided belief that I'm still, you know...fully intact.

This has all the ingredients for one epic thread.

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

YES. That would be awesome.

I think she would have a coronary if that happened. Even though she knows it's not true, she prefers to operate under the misguided belief that I'm still, you know...fully intact.

This has all the ingredients for one epic thread.

Also, while you two have at it you should leave your suitcases out in the hall with Obama stickers all over them...

calverson · Mar 16, 2009, 11:23 AM

I'm a robot.

I am going to have my nipple pierced for my mom. And she will find out when I wear a swimsuit at the beach. Is that right? Am I doing good? Do I need to get drunk by myself at home on a Saturday night and look up Abe Lincoln as well?

shifuimam · Mar 16, 2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Also, while you two have at it you should leave your suitcases out in the hall with Obama stickers all over them...

Oh now, she already knows I'm a Republican, given how much I talk politics with her.

goMac · Mar 16, 2009, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by calverson

Am I still the black-sheep of the NN Lounge? Do I still make you throw up in your mouth? Do you still think that I smell like pee? Am I the proverbial spanner in the wheel? The fly in the soup? The stain on the carpet? The Jar-Jar of Star Wars?

Does "I didn't even know you were here?" count?

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Oh now, she already knows I'm a Republican, given how much I talk politics with her.

Yeah, but people can change! She'll think your new boyfriend has turned you into some crazed hippy liberal that made you pierce your nipples and pray to Satan!

BlueSky · Mar 16, 2009, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.

Ever.

To be clear, you're not accusing him of being an attention whore, rather you are pointing out that his thread is a lame attempt at attention whoring, correct? And you're showing him how it's done?

shifuimam · Mar 16, 2009, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

To be clear, you're not accusing him of being an attention whore, rather you are pointing out that his thread is a lame attempt at attention whoring, correct? And you're showing him how it's done?

Damn right.

calverson · Mar 16, 2009, 02:24 PM

I am no whore!

besson3c · Mar 16, 2009, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

I am no whore!

Well then put on some panties!

IceEnclosure · Mar 16, 2009, 05:45 PM

Shif, comin' to FTL? Holler!

brassplayersrock² · Mar 16, 2009, 05:45 PM

All whores smoke.

Oisín · Mar 16, 2009, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

I am no whore!

I know this to be true. Not once did he ask me for money.

turtle777 · Mar 16, 2009, 11:48 PM

-t

shifuimam · Mar 17, 2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

Shif, comin' to FTL? Holler!

What?

Laminar · Mar 17, 2009, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

What?

Hop outside of your internet-speak bubble. Not "For the Loss," but "Fort Lauderdale."