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bradoesch · Dec 20, 2004, 08:16 PM

I'd say it's fine to finish something that's completely in your mouth.

ManOfSteal · Dec 20, 2004, 08:20 PM

Depends on how fast it goes through me.

strictlyplaid · Dec 20, 2004, 08:30 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!

MaxPower2k3 · Dec 20, 2004, 08:31 PM

only on the rare occasion that i'm finishing chewing something that's already in my mouth, and even then, there's something kind of unpleasant about it.

BlueSky · Dec 20, 2004, 08:42 PM

Did you know that if you put food up your butt you crap out of your mouth?

f1000 · Dec 20, 2004, 08:56 PM

Eating on the can? That's so old fashioned.

Wear Depends(tm) instead and crap alongside Grandpa at the dinner table.

"Boy, I'm stuffed. I can't eat another bite. Whoops, seems like I made some room!"

bradoesch · Dec 20, 2004, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by f1000:
Eating on the can? That's so old fashioned.

Wear Depends(tm) instead and crap alongside Grandpa at the dinner table.

"Boy, I'm stuffed. I can't eat another bite. Whoops, seems like I made some room!"

Oops I Crapped My Pants

TailsToo · Dec 21, 2004, 12:15 AM

...now maybe talk on the cell phone... that's ok.

f1000 · Dec 21, 2004, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by bradoesch:
Oops I Crapped My Pants

Gesundheit!

Zimphire · Dec 21, 2004, 12:36 AM

Sounds like a fecal nightmare.

d4nth3m4n · Dec 21, 2004, 12:56 AM

elton john?

i say go. if it doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger.

Mafia · Dec 21, 2004, 12:58 AM

no way i could eat in a bathroom. unless its never been used before EVAR.

JHromadka · Dec 21, 2004, 01:06 AM

Are you from Arkansas?

Mafia · Dec 21, 2004, 01:13 AM

that or mississippi, imo.

bradoesch · Dec 23, 2004, 04:42 PM

Sherwin · Dec 23, 2004, 04:55 PM

I was contemplating this very question whilst finishing a chocolate milkshake on the can earlier. Didn't come to any conclusions.

Playing guitar on the can - that's another awkward one.

wdlove · Dec 23, 2004, 05:52 PM

No, I don't ever remember eating anything while there.

Mafia · Dec 23, 2004, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Playing guitar on the can

this is acceptible.

Originally posted by Sherwin:
finishing a chocolate milkshake on the can

this however, is not

Cubeoid · Dec 23, 2004, 06:03 PM

The most horrible thing in my mind would be taking a number 2 of large proportions, ordering a pizza over a cell phone from a nearby establishment, once the delivery boy arrives, yell at him to come to the toilet, do the pizza/money exchange with your arm, close the door. Enjoy your pizza!

or

taking a large bowl of chocolate ice cream in with you to take a sh1t!

TheBadgerHunter · Dec 23, 2004, 06:05 PM

Only if it all in your mouth. Otherwise leave it outside an resume after.

mrtew · Dec 23, 2004, 08:02 PM

I don't think I'd have a problem eating anything while I was in there except maybe chili!

residentEvil · Dec 23, 2004, 08:27 PM

during power binges, cans/bottles of beer follow me everywhere. shower, crapper, etc. nothing wrong with that. no different then going to a concert/sporting event. hell, they even put little shelfs above the urinals and in the stalls to set your beer down. no big deal.

CreepingDeth · Dec 23, 2004, 09:09 PM

*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIE:_ The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE:_ The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:_ This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:_ The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:_ The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE:_ It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE:_ The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE:_ Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:_ The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:_ That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):_ The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE:_ This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it._ You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE:_ You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Jellytussle · Dec 23, 2004, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):_ The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water

I believe the technical term is 'Neptune's kiss'

Jellytussle · Dec 23, 2004, 10:23 PM

Why yes, yes i am drunk.

CreepingDeth · Dec 23, 2004, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Jellytussle:
Why yes, yes i am drunk.

Apparently yes, because nobody asked you a question.

historylme · Dec 23, 2004, 11:39 PM

OMG! The poopies! I busted one laughing so hard. [bring it on]

Jellytussle · Dec 24, 2004, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
Apparently yes, because nobody asked you a question.

You don't hear the voices?