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Kilbey
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Apr 17, 2004, 10:36 PM
 
'Cause they're stupid! (edit: my spelling was horrible. Their?!?!)

Here's why kittens shouldn't be moderators.

I just had to save this little girl from self imprisonment. (please don't make fun of my books. The bad ones are my wife's, I swear!)

Two bookshelves in a corner.

Stupid cat. "Help."


DON'T POST HUGE INLINE IMAGES! READ AND OBEY THE IMAGE POSTING GUIDELINES! -- tooki

EDIT: I FIXED THE INLINE IMAGES TO THE PROPER SIZE!!! I READ AND AM NOW OBEYING THE IMAGE POSTING GUIDELINES!!! But they weren't huge images to begin with. And they are guidelines, for the love of Pete. Not rules/mandatory laws.
( Last edited by Kilbey; Apr 18, 2004 at 04:08 PM. )
     
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Apr 17, 2004, 10:37 PM
 
what in gods name are you blathering about?

EDIT: oh, now that the second pic works... gotcha. carry on.
     
Turias
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Apr 17, 2004, 10:40 PM
 
HAHAHA! Stupid cats!
     
Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 17, 2004, 10:43 PM
 
Originally posted by Turias:
HAHAHA! Stupid cats!
Yes. We have two of the freaks.

This is why I also own two large dogs. It's all about balance.

This place is quite the mad house with the biting and the barking and the gnashing of teeth. And when the dogs and cats get riled up it's worse!

     
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Apr 17, 2004, 10:45 PM
 
LOL. Poor kitty.
     
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Apr 17, 2004, 11:56 PM
 
i would want to go find whats in that corner too. it looks like i could fit through there. oh. wait. i could jump on top of the bookshelf then down into that little corner........sh1t.

meow?


in other words, kittens would seek out villany in even the least seen corners, and use their moderation powers to take them out.

kittens would make great mods.
     
Cipher13
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Apr 18, 2004, 12:04 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
'Cause their stupid!
Wow.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 12:15 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Yes. We have two of the freaks.

This is why I also own two large dogs. It's all about balance.

This place is quite the mad house with the biting and the barking and the gnashing of teeth. And when the dogs and cats get riled up it's worse!

Try 5 dogs (all 50-140 pounders) and then throw in 6 cats for good measure.
Animal House!!
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 12:15 AM
 
Originally posted by Cipher13:
Wow.
Indeed. Nominated for Sad Quote of the Month.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 12:19 AM
 
unF! unny.

CV

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Apr 18, 2004, 12:33 AM
 
secret unveiled.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 12:47 AM
 
How did it get back there?

Matt Fahrenbacher
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:42 PM
 
Originally posted by AKcrab:
Try 5 dogs (all 50-140 pounders) and then throw in 6 cats for good measure.
Animal House!!
Nut house more like!
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Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 18, 2004, 02:15 PM
 
Originally posted by Cipher13:
Wow.
Fixed.

Thanks for pointing out my error. It's all about checks and balances!
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 02:16 PM
 
Originally posted by ambush:
Indeed. Nominated for Sad Quote of the Month.
Wow, are you a bitter one.
     
Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 18, 2004, 02:16 PM
 
Originally posted by chris v:
unF! unny.

CV
Not even a little tiny bit?
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 02:19 PM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
How did it get back there?

Matt Fahrenbacher
Jumped up onto the shelf from a futon next to shelf. Then right down into the hole.

We are restoring a room in the house and the futon and the shorter book shelf are in the dining room temporarily. Normally the shelves wouldn't be set up like that.

Curiosity almost killed the cat.
     
Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 18, 2004, 02:20 PM
 
Originally posted by AKcrab:
Try 5 dogs (all 50-140 pounders) and then throw in 6 cats for good measure.
Animal House!!
Throwing the cats sounds like fun!
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 02:32 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Not even a little tiny bit?
It came off as mostly insulting to someone I consider a friend, so no. Calling LBK stupid is not my idea of humor, but if you get a chuckle out of it, then hey, it's a free country.

The cat stuck behind the shelves is kinda funny, but humor just isn't your strong suit, dude.

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Apr 18, 2004, 02:38 PM
 
As a species, we are by far superior to dogs and humans.

Our problem is that we have too much personality...
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Apr 18, 2004, 03:21 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
'Cause they're stupid! (edit: my spelling was horrible. Their?!?!)
Could that have been because you're stupid?

Oh and FeLiZeCaT
     
Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 18, 2004, 03:43 PM
 
Originally posted by chris v:
It came off as mostly insulting to someone I consider a friend, so no. Calling LBK stupid is not my idea of humor, but if you get a chuckle out of it, then hey, it's a free country.

The cat stuck behind the shelves is kinda funny, but humor just isn't your strong suit, dude.

CV
It was humor. With all of the "LBK for Mod" crap around here I think it was time for a little levity.

I wasn't calling LBK stupid. I was using a recent theme in the Lounge to highlight a funny thing my cat did.

I'm sorry you didn't get the connection, but I consider it your fault. Probably your low intellect failed to allow you to make the connection.

Try to be a little lighter hearted. And don't think the whole world is out to get you and your friends. The victim thing is getting old.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 03:45 PM
 
Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Could that have been because you're stupid?
Nope. It was late and I had imbibed a few adult beverages. Simple typo.


And by the way, on LBK for Mod.
     
Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 18, 2004, 03:47 PM
 
Originally posted by FeLiZeCaT:
As a species, we are by far superior to dogs and humans.

Our problem is that we have too much personality...
They do have a lot of personality.

The "far superior to dogs and humans"-thing. Uhhmmm... no.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 04:07 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
It was humor. With all of the "LBK for Mod" crap around here I think it was time for a little levity.

I wasn't calling LBK stupid. I was using a recent theme in the Lounge to highlight a funny thing my cat did.

I'm sorry you didn't get the connection, but I consider it your fault. Probably your low intellect failed to allow you to make the connection.

Try to be a little lighter hearted. And don't think the whole world is out to get you and your friends. The victim thing is getting old.
stop posting.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 04:08 PM
 
Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
stop posting.
Thank God you aren't a moderator!
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 04:09 PM
 
STOP!
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 04:11 PM
 
all this bickering is annoying.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 04:12 PM
 
Originally posted by Demonhood:
all this bickering is annoying.
I agree.

But.

They just don't get the humor.

Unlike you 'Hood.

You get the humor.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 04:28 PM
 
you know that's not feng shui.

cat prolly saw your furniture layout and went kablitzoid. he's very smart, he's trying to tell you something...your the dumb one for not understanding.

no wonder you're so tense all the time.

     
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Apr 18, 2004, 06:49 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
It was humor. With all of the "LBK for Mod" crap around here I think it was time for a little levity.

I wasn't calling LBK stupid. I was using a recent theme in the Lounge to highlight a funny thing my cat did.

I'm sorry you didn't get the connection, but I consider it your fault. Probably your low intellect failed to allow you to make the connection.

Try to be a little lighter hearted. And don't think the whole world is out to get you and your friends. The victim thing is getting old.
Sorry, but I will never forgive you for your utterly humorless, mean-spirited trashing of my "Any White Male MacNNers?" Thread last year.

I saw the connection. I'm not a nidiot. I thought the connection, and the insult were both lame, and I told you so. You wrecked my thread, I wrecked your thread, now we're even and promise to utterly ignore you from here on out.

(the victim comment was pretty funny, though!)

Peace,

CV

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Apr 18, 2004, 06:53 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
I agree.

But.

They just don't get the humor.

Unlike you 'Hood.

You get the humor.
you forgot to ask if you can carry his books to class and clean his cloak after school
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Apr 18, 2004, 06:55 PM
 
Hmm, I wonder where SOLIDage is

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Originally posted by OwlBoy:
Hmm, I wonder where SOLIDage is

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heh, maybe he's getting his rabies jabs after that cat rightfully mauled his hand, the other day
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Apr 18, 2004, 08:08 PM
 
Originally posted by philzilla:
you forgot to ask if you can carry his books to class and clean his cloak after school
Can't get nothing past you.
     
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Apr 18, 2004, 08:19 PM
 
Originally posted by chris v:
Sorry, but I will never forgive you for your utterly humorless, mean-spirited trashing of my "Any White Male MacNNers?" Thread last year.

I saw the connection. I'm not a nidiot. I thought the connection, and the insult were both lame, and I told you so. You wrecked my thread, I wrecked your thread, now we're even and promise to utterly ignore you from here on out.

(the victim comment was pretty funny, though!)

Peace,

CV
EDIT: Removed flaming insult filled post because Chris V didn't deserve it. We have called a truce.
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Originally posted by Demonhood:
all this bickering is annoying.
Locking of threads because "people think this place is democratic, how cute" is too.
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Apr 18, 2004, 09:06 PM
 
Originally posted by theolein:
Locking of threads because "people think this place is democratic, how cute" is too.
I agree, but that still doesn't change the fact that my cat did something really stupid. And she does not deserve to be a Mod. My kitten that is, not LBK.

Not that LBK deserves to be a Mod, I think we have a couple too many already.
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 07:16 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
I agree, but that still doesn't change the fact that my cat did something really stupid. And she does not deserve to be a Mod. My kitten that is, not LBK.

Not that LBK deserves to be a Mod, I think we have a couple too many already.
Congradulations.
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 10:47 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
I agree, but that still doesn't change the fact that my cat did something really stupid.
No she didn't. She got into a place which she could have got out of quite easily (but you thought she couldn't) just to screw with your day and to see if you still love her. Mine do that all the time.

Them there dogs are skewing your stupidity perspective Kilb.

     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:23 AM
 
Originally posted by L E:
Congradulations.

Phunny.



I see the BBQ ads are back. Looks like my double redundant secret triple action reverse sideways psychology worked. Or didn't.


Get back in the BBQ you freak.
     
Kilbey  (op)
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:26 AM
 
Originally posted by Sherwin:
No she didn't. She got into a place which she could have got out of quite easily (but you thought she couldn't) just to screw with your day and to see if you still love her. Mine do that all the time.

Them there dogs are skewing your stupidity perspective Kilb.

Nope. She way screeching and clawing up the book shelves. And then she started this low moan.

She was pissed and embarrassed. I think even more so because the dogs saw her do such a stupid thing. And, she knew they would never have done anything so stupid.

It was a humbling experience for her.
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:30 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Nope. She way screeching and clawing up the book shelves. And then she started this low moan.
All part of the plan.

I'm betting if you'd have put some Whiskas Kitty Treats on the other side of the shelving and left the room she'd have found her way out.

     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:34 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Phunny.



I see the BBQ ads are back. Looks like my double redundant secret triple action reverse sideways psychology worked. Or didn't.


Get back in the BBQ you freak.
What in god's name are you blathering on about now?
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:35 AM
 
Originally posted by L E:
What in god's name are you blathering on about now?
I think it's best not to ask.
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:42 AM
 
Originally posted by L E:
What in god's name are you blathering on about now?

You are not in the loop.
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:43 AM
 
Originally posted by Sherwin:
All part of the plan.

I'm betting if you'd have put some Whiskas Kitty Treats on the other side of the shelving and left the room she'd have found her way out.

All the cats know are dry cat food. And the power of the water pistol when the get on the counters.
     
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Apr 19, 2004, 11:57 AM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Phunny.



I see the BBQ ads are back. Looks like my double redundant secret triple action reverse sideways psychology worked. Or didn't.


Get back in the BBQ you freak.
I'm beginning to understand ca$h.
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Apr 19, 2004, 12:01 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are not in the loop.
And with that said, stay as far into the loop as possible, so I can stay as far away from you as possible.
     
 
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