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rampant · Dec 2, 2002, 05:38 AM

a. Salt Lake City, Utah

or

b. Washington D.C.

Sorry, you can only choose one.

(OMGWTFLOL MY PC SAYS l33t ROFLAOLOL!)

PorscheBunny · Dec 2, 2002, 05:41 AM

Paging Usama's Worthless Carcass, we have a thread for you.

Usama's Carcass · Dec 2, 2002, 05:45 AM

Originally posted by PorscheBunny:
Paging Usama's Worthless Carcass, we have a thread for you.

Ah, it's great to be appreciated.

Heheh...I'm not biting on this one. The Great Satan's federales would kick down my door in no time. As much as it sucks, I do prefer Tora Bora to the federal lockup.

MPC · Dec 2, 2002, 06:29 AM

I pick choice C.

And yes choice C is your house.

I'm not really targeting you. I just have this feeling that you and spliff are somehow mounted together. Two birds with one stone, I suppose.

PorscheBunny · Dec 2, 2002, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by MPC:
I pick choice C.

And yes choice C is your house.

I'm not really targeting you. I just have this feeling that you and spliff are somehow mounted together. Two birds with one stone, I suppose.

Him and Spliff, mounted together? Ewww, this isn't *THAT* kind of forum.

philzilla · Dec 2, 2002, 06:46 AM

answer: who cares, but it would be cool if rampant was nailed to the front of it.

Cipher13 · Dec 2, 2002, 08:27 AM

I think Porsche and Usama are one.

voodoo · Dec 2, 2002, 09:01 AM

Maybe. But Usama has no discernable sense of timing or sarcasm. Porche has that.

Spliffdaddy · Dec 2, 2002, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by voodoo:
Maybe. But Usama has no discernable sense of timing or sarcasm. Porche has that.

huh?

I thought sarcasm was supposed to be humorous, not lame.

PorscheBunny · Dec 2, 2002, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
I think Porsche and Usama are one.

Hmm, I don't see a scraggly beard � no turban � nope, doesn't compute.

Jansar · Dec 2, 2002, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:

huh?

I thought sarcasm was supposed to be humorous, not lame.

Well, some people don't take it the right way and find it offensive.

Anomalous · Dec 2, 2002, 01:43 PM

Normally I try to just stay away from topics that offend me, but I have to say that I am really disgusted by this thread.

Usama's Carcass · Dec 2, 2002, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Anomalous:
I have to say that I am really disgusted by this thread.

I concur. The guy who started this thread must be highly disturbed or sick.

And no, my fine feathered friends, I'm not 'one and the same' with another member. I am truly back from the dead to repent for my horrible life as a terrorist stooge, and to spread truth, justice, and the American way to all you infidels, especially those in the Great Satan and Lesser Satan nations.

PorscheBunny · 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Usama's Carcass:
I concur. The guy who started this thread must be highly disturbed or sick.

Read the first post! Rampant was talking about AIRPORTS, which one of the two was either better or sucked less.

This'll teach me to derail a thread.

rampant · Dec 2, 2002, 02:47 PM

I'm very dissapointed in all of you.

MindFad · Dec 2, 2002, 03:10 PM

NSFG celeberity shot time.

What a cute wittle baby.

MindFad · Dec 2, 2002, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by rampant:
I'm very dissapointed in all of you.

Hey, I understood it right away, at least. I thought it was funny. Some people are too sensitive and don't know why.

philzilla · Dec 2, 2002, 03:42 PM

i just felt like taking a swipe at the fool. my intentions were strictly honourable, and i stand by them until death. his, or mine. i'm not arsed, really. *burp*

PorscheBunny · Dec 2, 2002, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by philzilla:
i just felt like taking a swipe at the fool. my intentions were strictly honourable, and i stand by them until death. his, or mine. i'm not arsed, really. *burp*

Isn't it a little early to be toxed already? It's not even 20:00 where you are.

Originally posted by MindFad:
NSFG celeberity shot time.

Good thing for NSFG that he wasn't actually where you put him. Helen gave a sudden kick with her right foot in reaction to the flash. NSFG would have been seriously racked.

philzilla · Dec 2, 2002, 03:54 PM

that *burp* was Roasted Garlic and Oregano Tofu Sausages, and some of the finest vegetarian gravy ever made. thanks for the concern though, mom

8pm is considered a late start in this house. and, for the record, i'm driving this iMac sober today. i have too much work to do.

rampant · Dec 2, 2002, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by MindFad:

Hey, I understood it right away, at least. I thought it was funny. Some people are too sensitive and don't know why.

I'll never understand the masses.

MindFad · Dec 2, 2002, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by PorscheBunny:
Good thing for NSFG that he wasn't actually where you put him. Helen gave a sudden kick with her right foot in reaction to the flash. NSFG would have been seriously racked.

!!! I didn't even notice!

rampant · Dec 2, 2002, 04:50 PM

MindFad, you draw NSFG? That's fucking comedy gold, sir.

MindFad · Dec 2, 2002, 05:02 PM

You didn't know?

Yep, made his debut on this very forum. A smashing celebrity he is, now.

El Pre$idente · Dec 2, 2002, 05:43 PM

This is great satire! He meant airports. He didn't name buildings at all.

rampant · Dec 2, 2002, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by El Pre$idente:
This is great satire! He meant airports. He didn't name buildings at all.

Good that some people regognize comedy genius today.

philzilla · Dec 2, 2002, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by rampant:
Good that some people regognize comedy genius today.

if it's "comedy genius" then how come you always have to stick around to explain the joke?

rampant · Dec 2, 2002, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by philzilla:
if it's "comedy genius" then how come you always have to stick around to explain the joke?

Because I'm too smart to be comprehended easilly by the masses.

PorscheBunny · Dec 2, 2002, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by rampant:

Because I'm too smart to be comprehended easilly by the masses.

Some comedy genius; I derail the thread into the realm of the absurd, and Rampant takes the credit.