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Super Mario · 08:04 AM

!!!!!11111111

http://www.belindabedekovic.com/video_fl_en.htm

Oisín · Jun 18, 2005, 01:29 PM

What music?

Goldfinger · Jun 18, 2005, 01:30 PM

analogika · Jun 18, 2005, 01:47 PM

More fun than Vanessa Mae, at least.

paul w · Jun 18, 2005, 01:53 PM

Ah the things I'd let that right hand do to me....

nredman · Jun 18, 2005, 02:13 PM

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

villalobos · Jun 18, 2005, 02:21 PM

Gotta love how she does a 'vibrato' on her keyboard......

CreepingDeth · Jun 18, 2005, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by villalobos

Gotta love how she does a 'vibrato' on her keyboard......

That was rather curious. An why doesn't she use her other hand? That's what a piano's for…playing with two hands and playing much more complex things.
All right, let's see the bitch play 'Tarkus.'

Apple Pro Underwear · Jun 18, 2005, 05:15 PM

l33t

CreepingDeth · Jun 18, 2005, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

l33t

No. These dudes are 1337.

Maybe if she ditched that rudimentary Yamaha, it would sound better. Maybe two hands playing a B3 would make it better.

amsalpemkcus · Jun 18, 2005, 05:48 PM

LOLL!11

Love the way she uses her legs.

RAILhead · Jun 18, 2005, 06:48 PM

Heh.

CreepingDeth · Jun 18, 2005, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

Heh.

Oh, I see. She doesn't have a left arm.

Oisín · Jun 18, 2005, 06:53 PM

So I guess I'm the only one not getting any audio in that clip?

nforcer · Jun 18, 2005, 07:12 PM

Pretty funny this thread has almost double the views as other threads that have double the posts.

iMOTOR · Jun 18, 2005, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

Horny chick plays best music evar

then has fun with robotic dong at nasa.

Mafia · Jun 18, 2005, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

then has fun with robotic dong at nasa.

heh dong.

SimpleLife · Jun 18, 2005, 07:33 PM

I prefer Barbara Dennerlein:

She plays with both hands and legs. Great jazz organist!

dlefebvre · Jun 18, 2005, 07:53 PM

With a less crappy synth sound, I might have enjoyed it.

analogika · Jun 18, 2005, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

I prefer Barbara Dennerlein:

She plays with both hands and legs. Great jazz organist!

I guess I'm one of about five people who really can't stand her, huh.

SimpleLife · Jun 18, 2005, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by analogika

I guess I'm one of about five people who really can't stand her, huh.

Which five?

Barbara Dennerlein has nothing to do with the chick the thread refers to. I was just showing a more interesting alternative with greater legs and musical talent...

ghporter · Jun 18, 2005, 10:42 PM

The chick in the video is having fun, and the tune isn't too bad, so there doesn't seem to be any harm. But it sure isn't "the best music evar!"

The Windozer · Jun 18, 2005, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

No. These dudes are 1337.
[img]People with long hair[/img]
[img]More people with long hair[/img]

Maybe if she ditched that rudimentary Yamaha, it would sound better. Maybe two hands playing a B3 would make it better.

Ubar l33tness

Chuckit · Jun 18, 2005, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

So I guess I'm the only one not getting any audio in that clip?

Yep. You're apparently the only one who hasn't done something really karmically bad recently.

CreepingDeth · Jun 18, 2005, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by The Windozer

Ubar l33tness

You deserve pain.

"Off blast!"

ManOfSteal · Jun 19, 2005, 12:36 AM

Hardcore.

SamuraiDL · Jun 19, 2005, 01:35 AM

Metal®

Stogieman · Jun 19, 2005, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by The Windozer

Ubar l33tness

Is that sheet for real?

Super Mario · Jun 19, 2005, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by The Windozer

Ubar l33tness

Is he Ali G or serious or what?

JoshuaZ · Jun 19, 2005, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by The Windozer

Ubar l33tness

Thats horrible. Go 1980s.

Super Mario · Jun 19, 2005, 02:08 AM

B377eR l337ness

http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/geeks.php

analogika · Jun 19, 2005, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

Which five?

Barbara Dennerlein has nothing to do with the chick the thread refers to. I was just showing a more interesting alternative with greater legs and musical talent...

I said "about" five. I know of at least one other - a veteran jazz radio journalist. We got to talking about the Hammond, and she asked me what I thought of Dennerlein. When I said I didn't really like her at all, despite respecting her proficiency, she grinned widely and shook my hand.

(She's also, from what said journalist told me, and from the interviews I've read, *quite* blasé.)

FWIW, I can't stand Keith Emerson either.

villalobos · Jun 19, 2005, 07:30 AM

You want crap? Here is crap.

On France's iTMS

yakkiebah · Jun 19, 2005, 08:01 AM

Dan Deacon

Randman · Jun 19, 2005, 08:06 AM

I reviewed a Vanessa Mae concert once. Not bad and easy on the eyes.

analogika · Jun 19, 2005, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by yakkiebah

Dan Deacon

brilliant.

nredman · Jun 19, 2005, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by nforcer

Pretty funny this thread has almost double the views as other threads that have double the posts.

funny yes, suprising...not at all

alot of us think with the wrong head...myself included

Super Mario · 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by yakkiebah

Dan Deacon

That. is. a. genius.

CreepingDeth · Jun 19, 2005, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

FWIW, I can't stand Keith Emerson either.

Wakeman?

analogika · Jun 19, 2005, 10:57 AM

Same problem. Incessant noodling.

Most times, I prefer Jimmy McGriff or Patton over Jimmy Smith, too - though there's quite a bit of Smith that I really like, and it varies.

but don't get me started on deFrancesco.

OwlBoy · Jun 19, 2005, 11:00 AM

Ok, this thread is scary.

-Owl

CreepingDeth · 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Same problem. Incessant noodling.

Examples? Malmsteen does some incessant noodling on his strat. How do the prog keyboardists compare?

boots · Jun 19, 2005, 11:11 AM

Wow.

That is all.

analogika · Jun 19, 2005, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

Examples? Malmsteen does some incessant noodling on his strat. How do the prog keyboardists compare?

Hate him too.

Wait - you'll bring up Satriani next, right?

CreepingDeth · Jun 19, 2005, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Hate him too.

Wait - you'll bring up Satriani next, right?

You hate everything don't ya?

Anyone who can do a very fast arpeggio or a fast solo seems to be bad in your book.

Super Mario · 08:04 AM

This thread is now about the stupidest videos we can find on the intarweb.

DOOM III scariness

http://ggle.free.fr/ /zn0617pm/doom3.wmv

analogika · Jun 19, 2005, 11:37 AM

CD: Absolutely not.

I love Jarrett, for example.

There's a difference between the ABILITY to do a very fast arpeggio or a solo and the TASTE to do something musically useful or necessary.

CreepingDeth · Jun 19, 2005, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

CD: Absolutely not.

I love Jarrett, for example.

There's a difference between the ABILITY to do a very fast arpeggio or a solo and the TASTE to do something musically useful or necessary.

My question is: what should Emerson be playing instead of his 'incessant noodling'? It's not like he's playing anything ultra-modern. ELP has probably exposed more people to classical music than anyone cares to say. Is it pretentious? Yes, in a way. What do expect of people who do adaptations of composers I've never heard of before?

analogika · Jun 19, 2005, 11:52 AM

I don't know. He probably wouldn't be Emerson if he didn't do that.

As for what to expect: I expect "modern" adaptations of classical music to sound something like Vanessa Mae, and I don't think you reaaaally want to hear my opinions on her.

As for all this "crossover" pseudo-classical adaptation bullsh¡t, I'm reminded of the old joke:

What's a Scottish gentleman?
A Scot who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

That applies to noodling, as well - pseudo-classical or not.

boardsurfer · Jun 19, 2005, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by yakkiebah

Dan Deacon

oh..................... my. .............