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you are paris hilton.
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Professional Poster
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora." 
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Well that was disturbing.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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I'd sooner put a .45 in my mouth before I'd even ever contemplate wanting to perhaps be that horrid slut.
edit: id still bone her though lol
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC*Crooklyn
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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
edit: id still bone her though lol
translation:
i'd hit it
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Arizona Bay
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Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
translation:
i'd hit it
translation:
i'd put my penis in her vagina
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2004
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I'd stay in the Paris Hilton.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
I'd stay in the Paris Hilton.
OH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
AM I RITE?
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Wow, you could fit a train in through that thing. 
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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I've been in it a few times, and yes it is very spacious.
mmmhmm.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Diego
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Is there a backdoor entrance to the Paris Hilton?
Also, does the Paris Hilton have a ballroom? I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2002
Location: SoCal
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Originally posted by Albert Pujols:
I've been in it a few times, and yes it is very spacious.
mmmhmm.
Nothing is spacious in Paris.
And that is a good thing.�
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I, ASIMO.
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Many a gent who has entered Paris Hilton have admired the beauty of those carpets at the entrance.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Capital city of the Empire State.
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Originally posted by history1me:
Paris was dirty!
The city or the slut?
Actually, they both are. 
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"I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up."
MacBook Pro 15" w/ Mac OS 10.8.2, iPhone 4S & iPad 4th-gen. w/ iOS 6.1.2
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Mac Elite
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Paris has the nicest buns I have ever had the pleasure of having.
The yeast grows like weed.
Draw your own conclusions. Ah oui! c'est la bonne heure!
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Originally posted by history1me:
Paris has the nicest buns I have ever had the pleasure of having.
The yeast grows like weed.
Draw your own conclusions. Ah oui! c'est la bonne heure!
That's it. I'm going to be sick. 
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally posted by history1me:
Ah oui! c'est la bonne heure!
hahaaha 
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Originally posted by sugar_coated:
you are paris hilton
I most certainly am not.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Have not been to Paris, don't plan on a trip ever.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Originally posted by wdlove:
Have not been to Paris, don't plan on a trip ever.
I been there. In fact, for 6 months, it was where I resided.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Nut Ranch
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Originally posted by sugar_coated:
look!
you are paris hilton.
am not
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Berkeley, CA
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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
translation:
i'd put my penis in her vagina
Why? Even forgetting the fact that she's a slut, she's not attractive!
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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Originally posted by tavilach:
Why? Even forgetting the fact that she's a slut, she's not attractive!
Aren't you a virgin?
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Originally posted by tavilach:
Why? Even forgetting the fact that she's a slut, she's not attractive!
Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.
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Originally posted by wdlove:
Have not been to Paris, don't plan on a trip ever.
You're missing out.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Originally posted by Ois�n:
I most certainly am not.
That's only what they want you to think.
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inscrutable impenetrable impregnable inconceivable
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally posted by waxcrash:
Aren't you a virgin?
...your point?
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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Mac Enthusiast
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What's the difference between New York Yankees and you?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Capital city of the Empire State.
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Originally posted by sugar_coated:
What's the difference between New York Yankees and you?
Millions of dollars and a sh*tload of steroids.
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"I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up."
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Originally posted by tavilach:
...your point?
Oh, there was definitely a point.
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I'm not happy about that scene...
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