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Beautiful Women in Art [*WARNING - Artsy Nudity - JPG]
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Post your pics of beautiful women. The catch is the women have to be from famous works of art. By famous, I mean that they must have a place in the canon of art history. Botticelli, Degas, Bouguereau, Manet, Ingres = Yes. Your cousin Nigel's airbushed soft-porn Lucy-Lawless-with-a-python paintings = no.
I open with,
1. Famed Renaissance beauty Simonetta Vespucci, painted by Piero di Cosimo.
2. And the Three Graces from Botticelli's Primavera (detail)
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in the voice of Smithers "BOOBIES!!!!!!!" /Smithers voice
....and a really big picture =/
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Originally Posted by Gossamer 
Worst thread idea. Ever.
Philistine. 
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Chick on the right... she's hot.
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Does the Listerine girl count?
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Ack, why is the resizer not working?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Least. Descriptive. Thread title. Ever.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Ack, why is the resizer not working?
It works... the WHOLE PAGE and the IMAGES have to load first. THEN the re-sizer comes into effect.
It would be nice if it worked the other way around.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
It works... the WHOLE PAGE and the IMAGES have to load first. THEN the re-sizer comes into effect.
It would be nice if it worked the other way around.
That's how it's supposed to work, however, it isn't working for me.
P.S. Please don't yell at me, I'm sensitive.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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this thread needs more beer and monkeys on motorbikes before it comes close to being best
-MM-
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
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Yum, yum!
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Women with big heads are sexy.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
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Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
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...drool...
by Susan Rios. Yes, Susan Rios has her place in the canon of art history. I know this because I just put her there, five minutes ago. If you want to argue about that, meet me at dawn on the field behind the old Vicarage. And bring your sword.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
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Originally Posted by nonhuman
Does the Listerine girl count?
Wow, you get much respect for this.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Wow, you get much respect for this.
I miss that commercial. 
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Titian's Venus of Urbino is pretty hotarific for the 16th century.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Oops, I gess I din't foller direkshuns.
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Now this woman from Goya is almost fap-worthy.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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The Rape of the Sabine Women. Powerful woman putting her foot down. 
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I have always been a fan of Andrew Wyeth's work.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
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Originally Posted by mdc
The Rape of the Sabine Women. Powerful woman putting her foot down.
The Intervention of the Sabine Women. 
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The Retrn of Spring by Bouguereau.
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Nice thread, and pretty impressive, guys. I wish I had had the courage to take Art History in school.
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"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." TJ
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Heh. Teh nudie pics without teh lock. Sweet.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
I wish I had had the courage to take Art History in school.
Some of us found that courage in a bottle.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
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What, no french patriots here?:
Liberty Leading the People (1830, Louvre)
Ferdinand Victor Eugéne Delacroix
PB.
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Aut Caesar aut nihil.
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I love it when women rush into battle bare breasted.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
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Originally Posted by design219
I love it when women rush into battle bare breasted.
I like it better when they rush into bed bare-breated.
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And I like it even better when they run into ME bare-breasted. * breated? come on.
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Originally Posted by Powerbook
What, no french patriots here?:
Liberty Leading the People (1830, Louvre)
Ferdinand Victor Eugéne Delacroix
PB.
As far as a military tactic, I don't know... looks like her fellow soldiers are a bit distracted.
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please title threads with lots of images as "JPG". Eg [jpg] or *jpg orgy* or ...
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Originally Posted by Peter
please title threads with lots of images as "JPG". Eg [jpg] or *jpg orgy* or ...
Can a moderator edit a headline?
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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Originally Posted by Peter
please title threads with lots of images as "JPG". Eg [jpg] or *jpg orgy* or ...
Sure. But why?
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Originally Posted by design219
As far as a military tactic, I don't know... looks like her fellow soldiers are a bit distracted.
Yeah, especially Abraham Lincoln.
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Originally Posted by toothpick_charlie
Sure. But why?
Don't you dare question the rules.
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It's not because there are still people using dial-up is it? 
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
Yeah, especially Abraham Lincoln.
I guess he got over it though, since he went on to free our slaves from French oppression and return them to the rightful hands of their American owners.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
great movie! although it's out of print now...
Zach
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