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nredman · Oct 1, 2006, 09:36 AM

Scarlett Johansson's hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans. Among them, clearly, the editors at Esquire. The magazine has just crowned her "Sexiest Woman Alive."

Johansson, whose screen credits include "The Black Dahlia," "Lost in Translation" and "Match Point," says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.

"What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?" she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.

Esquire: Scarlett Johansson `Sexiest' - Yahoo! News

I don't know if she is the brightest bulb but she is attractive, i still think keira knightley is better looking.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 1, 2006, 09:48 AM

She is pretty and intelligent, but she looks like sh*t in that photo. Like every other "model" out there. She is much nicer au naturel.

KeyLimePi · Oct 1, 2006, 10:07 AM

She seems smart and kind of pretty but if she was flatchested she wouldn't get this much attention.

:/

starman · Oct 1, 2006, 10:12 AM

Uh, no.

cakey · Oct 1, 2006, 10:54 AM

I wouldnt kick her outta bed!

rickey939 · Oct 1, 2006, 11:24 AM

She is rather not ugly.

mitchell_pgh · Oct 1, 2006, 11:43 AM

I think she is great looking in that "girl next door" sort of way, and the intelligent factor helps.

MindFad · Oct 1, 2006, 12:01 PM

I think she's beautiful, but there are much better photos than that one.

BlueSky · Oct 1, 2006, 12:14 PM

She looks relatively accessible compared to a lot of the generic-pretty actresses who tend to blend into one generically pretty ho-hum face, IMO. Plus, great boobies.

rickey939 · Oct 1, 2006, 12:32 PM

This thread needs eleventy billion® more pictures.

besson3c · Oct 1, 2006, 12:47 PM

They need to invent interchangeable screw-on boobies.

Ghoser777 · Oct 1, 2006, 12:59 PM

That sounds so dirty.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 1, 2006, 01:06 PM

Somebody bring out the [JPEG ORGY] tag:

Goldfinger · Oct 1, 2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by mitchell_pgh

I think she is great looking in that "girl next door" sort of way, and the intelligent factor helps.

She's quite dumb. Not intelligent at all.

Chuckit · Oct 1, 2006, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

That's Jessica Alba.

Incidentally, I'm having a hard time picturing her saying "What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?"

Ghoser777 · Oct 1, 2006, 03:10 PM

I think she was trying to be funny... or maybe she really has a great gallbladder?

ambush · Oct 1, 2006, 03:26 PM

I know at least three girls who are way hotter than her.

keekeeree · Oct 1, 2006, 03:29 PM

Not homely, but "Sexiest Woman Alive" is a bit of a stretch. I know it's all subjective, but she just doesn't have that wow-factor for me.

besson3c · Oct 1, 2006, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Somebody bring out the [JPEG ORGY] tag:

I wonder if the mod(s) who were concerned about us talking about Clinton's sexual experience with Lewinsky in fear of kids perusing these forums and reading this sort of language will be concerned with this picture of this woman's ass?

Not that I care either way, but just shooting this your way in case this is of a concern for you so that you can swap out this pic with something else.

iREZ · Oct 1, 2006, 05:51 PM

oh man...ive been wanting scarlett after the very first scene in Lost in Translation.

shes the most delicious woman in the world.

Peter · Oct 1, 2006, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by nredman

that looks really photoshopped (the cut around her breasts)
just me?

Chuckit · Oct 1, 2006, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Ghoser777

I think she was trying to be funny... or maybe she really has a great gallbladder?

I get that it was supposed to be a joke. She just doesn't seem like the type who would think of that joke.

KeriVit · Oct 1, 2006, 09:54 PM

She's a nice lady.

amsalpemkcus · Oct 1, 2006, 10:14 PM

She's aOK, especially in this pic.

smacintush · Oct 2, 2006, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by starman

Uh, no.

What he said.

JoshuaZ · Oct 2, 2006, 09:14 AM

I've always found her rather attractive. One of my female friends said, that if she had to make a choice, she would pick Scarlett to sleep with out of all the women in the world.

osiris · Oct 2, 2006, 09:14 AM

sorry, but no. and she was an annoying whiner in lost in translation.

starman · Oct 2, 2006, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

What he said.

I mean, nobody's denying that she's drop-dead gorgeous, but sexiest? No.

smacintush · Oct 2, 2006, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by starman

I mean, nobody's denying that she's drop-dead gorgeous

I am. Her body is merely OK and her face does NOTHING for me.

turtle777 · Oct 2, 2006, 09:49 AM

I'd hit it.

Can't believe I'm FURST to post this !

-t

Dakar · Oct 2, 2006, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

I am. Her body is merely OK and her face does NOTHING for me.

Who knew smac was a SWG account.

smacintush · Oct 2, 2006, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Who knew smac was a SWG account.

Dakar · Oct 2, 2006, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

Dude, I'm so happy. You took a joke for what it was. I thought I was gonna be flamed for sure.

Y3a · Oct 2, 2006, 10:58 AM

She moves 'goofy'. watch her in films. Her photos all look Photoshopped too.

smacintush · Oct 2, 2006, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Dude, I'm so happy. You took a joke for what it was. I thought I was gonna be flamed for sure.

I lawled fer real.

Monique · Oct 2, 2006, 12:29 PM

I love your comments, and how much you admire the person.

I love her, she is very talented, funny, brilliant, and not boney like what you guys like in a woman today.

smacintush · Oct 2, 2006, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

she is very talented

…no…

funny

…no…

brilliant

…no…

and not boney like what you guys like in a woman today.

…and no.

sek929 · Oct 2, 2006, 12:43 PM

My g/f has big hips and plenty O booty.

Monique, what's the deal with you? Seriously?

Dakar · Oct 2, 2006, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

My g/f has big hips and plenty O booty.

Monique, what's the deal with you? Seriously?

Everyone on an internet forum is a typing stereotype.

starman · Oct 2, 2006, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Everyone on an internet forum is a typing stereotype.

So is that stereotypingtyping?

Kr0nos · Oct 2, 2006, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by amsalpemkcus

She's aOK, especially in this pic.

2nded

And it takes a lot more than looks to be "sexy", IMHO.

Dark Helmet · Oct 2, 2006, 01:15 PM

She is pretty but her lips look really fake to me.

Se also sorta just looks like a cleaned up britney spears.

jckalen · Oct 2, 2006, 01:22 PM

Britney never looked THIS good.

Y3a · Oct 2, 2006, 01:30 PM

She wasn't so 'fine' in Ghost World.

Kr0nos · Oct 2, 2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

She is pretty but her lips look really fake to me.

That's the first thing I noticed. I wonder if she got the collagen treatment, or if those are her real lips. Because if they are…

She is soooo much better looking than Britney Spears too.

kick52 · Oct 2, 2006, 01:59 PM

shes ok, but IMO she isnt that good to me.

Dakar · Oct 2, 2006, 02:14 PM

Her huge knockers and liberal view towards sex are probably what factored into this 'decision.'

That and her banging Benicio del toro in an elevator.

scaught · Oct 2, 2006, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

My g/f has big hips and plenty O booty.

Monique, what's the deal with you? Seriously?

she's fighting a battle that isn't really there.

miacomet · Oct 2, 2006, 11:59 PM

Esquire has merely recently confirmed my long held beliefs.