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quandarry
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Aug 23, 2004, 02:17 PM
 
with high post counts and no life.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3591856.stm

you see! you too can get screwed out of money by a girlfriend and meet all

her cute friends and stuff.
     
ryju
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Aug 23, 2004, 02:20 PM
 
What if she cheats on you?
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 02:22 PM
 
Quote: "If players neglect her, she will refuse to speak."

Yes!!
Silence is golden.
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Aug 23, 2004, 02:27 PM
 
So where does this money being spent on her going?

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Aug 23, 2004, 02:28 PM
 
But will she vibrate the phone in an erotic fashion? I'm only spending money on a virtual GF if she is going to put out.

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Landos Mustache
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Aug 23, 2004, 02:47 PM
 
Losers, spending real money on virtual flowers for a virtual girlfriend

"Hello, what have we here?
     
quandarry  (op)
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Aug 23, 2004, 02:51 PM
 
Originally posted by Landos Mustache:
Losers, spending real money on virtual flowers for a virtual girlfriend
hmmmm? maybe they have virtual gay boyfriends as well.



myself...i'm waiting for realistic female robots with sucking action.
     
Landos Mustache
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Aug 23, 2004, 03:42 PM
 
Originally posted by quandarry:
hmmmm? maybe they have virtual gay boyfriends as well.

Na I gots me a real one, no virtual one needed.

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Aug 23, 2004, 03:48 PM
 
Originally posted by quandarry:
you see! you too can get screwed out of money by a girlfriend and meet all her cute friends and stuff.
Strip poker ?

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Aug 23, 2004, 04:06 PM
 
Originally posted by wdlove:
So where does this money being spent on her going?
Profit!

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Aug 23, 2004, 04:16 PM
 
Originally posted by quandarry:
with high post counts and no life.
My wife says thanks...

     
turtle777
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Aug 23, 2004, 04:19 PM
 
Originally posted by gorickey:
My wife says thanks...
A wife-bot ?

-t
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 04:23 PM
 
Originally posted by Stradlater:
Don't you mean:

http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/
Wow I'm surprised, but I shouldn't be. I've seen them all over ebay in the past, and laughed. I suppose the next logical step was an organized, online, base of operations.

Still, the economics don't make sense to me. You "pay" attention to your virtual girl by buying her gifts. If you don't buy her stuff, she stops talking to you. The virtual gifts cost REAL money, but the rewards (if you can call them that) aren't physical.

If you've got the money to keep an imaginary girlfriend's attention, who "will require more flowers and gifts than many real women." Then you've got plenty of money to be the sugar daddy of a physical, reality-based woman.
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 05:35 PM
 
How many megs of drama does she come with? Or is that extra too?
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Aug 23, 2004, 05:49 PM
 
This is beyond sad. In a society of 6 billion plus people, you need a digital person to satisfy you AND spend your money?
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 05:51 PM
 
Originally posted by turtle777:
A wife-bot ?

-t
With benefits.
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 05:51 PM
 
Originally posted by SafariX:
This is beyond sad. In a society of 6 billion plus people, you need a digital person to satisfy you AND spend your money?
But she loves me...
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 05:56 PM
 
This would be a perfect solution for the .00000001% of men on the Earth that don't have a penis. Well, no. Perfect for men that don't have a penis and prefer to live their life on the Internet.
     
turtle777
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Aug 23, 2004, 06:15 PM
 
Originally posted by Turias:
But she loves me...


I love you, too.
Send me a check !

-t
     
SafariX
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Aug 23, 2004, 06:21 PM
 
But does the digital-slut make yummy #s?
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 06:32 PM
 
Originally posted by SafariX:
But does the digital-slut make yummy #s?
God, I hope so. Nothing better than waking up to an inbox full of delicious #s.
     
SafariX
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Aug 23, 2004, 06:42 PM
 
Originally posted by rozwado1:
God, I hope so. Nothing better than waking up to an inbox full of delicious #s.
Do digital #s come with digital Aunt Jemima syrup?
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 09:17 PM
 
The product is reportedly a big hit with the ladies.

hmm...
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 09:34 PM
 
Originally posted by SafariX:
Do digital #s come with digital Aunt Jemima syrup?
That's your call.
     
SafariX
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Aug 23, 2004, 10:07 PM
 
Originally posted by rozwado1:
That's your call.
I'd hit it.
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 10:22 PM
 
it seems that cash, not skill, will enable players to climb the different levels in the game.
sounds like real life women. they must have done a lot of research.
     
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Aug 23, 2004, 10:29 PM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
sounds like real life women. they must have done a lot of research.
     
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Aug 24, 2004, 12:01 AM
 
I love how it says "cash counts".....it's just like the real thing!!!!!
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Aug 24, 2004, 05:40 AM
 
What happens after the divorce?? Will you still need to pay monthly??
     
york28
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Aug 24, 2004, 10:02 AM
 
A better question is, does she still get HALF?
     
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Aug 24, 2004, 10:21 AM
 
Can you have more than one?

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Aug 24, 2004, 10:45 AM
 
I'd hit it.
     
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Aug 24, 2004, 11:24 AM
 
Originally posted by york28:
A better question is, does she still get HALF?
reminds me of eddie murphy RAW .. hehe .. HALF .. I WANT HAAAAALF ... WHAT HAVE U DONE FOR ME LATELY!


stupid ploy but i see lonely men shipping paychecks to that gaming company .... sad days ...

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Aug 24, 2004, 08:01 PM
 
what about the sex issue?

<--------- from HK, never heard of this lame company.
     
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Aug 24, 2004, 08:06 PM
 
Originally posted by Sealobo:
what about the sex issue?

<--------- from HK, never heard of this lame company.
hehe.. I read that from the-sun.com.hk too. May be you should investigate about the company..
     
   
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