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Popeye's G/F, Olive Oyl, Is a SLUT!
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Aug 19, 2012, 11:23 PM
 
I watched an old time Popeye cartoon where our hero makes a booty call on Olive Oyl. But when she comes to the door to greet him she gives him her son, 'Swee' Pea' and asks the spinach swilling swabby to take him for a walk.

Who the hell is his father? Where the hell is the baby-daddy?

That skinny assed bitch Olive has no friggin shame.

     
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Aug 20, 2012, 01:38 AM
 
How do you know that Popeye isn't the father?

Are you bringing this up because of the whole K-Stew thing? Are you team R-Pass or K-Stew?


Also, does this have anything to do with Obama?
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 02:11 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
How do you know that Popeye isn't the father?

Are you bringing this up because of the whole K-Stew thing? Are you team R-Pass or K-Stew?


Also, does this have anything to do with Obama?
Watch the first scene in the cartoon and you will know by the way Popeye approaches the door that he is a visitor and that Swee' Pea is a bastard.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dkn4sUzlSSA4&v=kn4 sUzlSSA4&gl=US

And I'm not fond of the Twilight series and only because I think she's hot do I even know who K-Stew is. I am torn between hating her for being a two-timing ho, but also giving her some slack for just being a normal girl. And as Cyndi Lauper used to sing, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."

Finally, it ALL has to do with Obama.

It's a foreign agent plot to undermine America.
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 03:52 AM
 
Maybe I was completely wrong about K-Stew. Maybe she found the recipe for happiness and was just finding the right person to have an affair with.

"The recipe for happiness? An enduring marriage and an affair with lots of sex!"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/9486351/The-recipe-for-happiness-An-enduring-marriage-and-an-affair-with-lots-of-sex.html
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 04:43 AM
 
Wouldn't that be the director's recipe?
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Aug 20, 2012, 05:01 AM
 
Swee'Pea was found by Popeye in a box.

So, you're basically calling her a slut for adopting an orphan.
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 05:01 AM
 
Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton View Post
Wouldn't that be the director's recipe?
Well, now...

Yes. How right you are.

Quite right.

     
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Aug 20, 2012, 05:04 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Swee'Pea was found by Popeye in a box.
So, you're basically calling her a slut for adopting an orphan.
Let's settle this once and for all.

Have Olive Oyl show us Swee' Pea's ADOPTION papers!

Unh-huh!

That's right. Yeah, I went there.
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 05:13 AM
 
I'd rather see you argue Olive Oyl was pregnant, but we somehow didn't notice.
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 05:14 AM
 
You better check with Betty Boop about all that.
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 09:46 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
I'd rather see you argue Olive Oyl was pregnant, but we somehow didn't notice.
Uh, I never even thought about that... Mary, "Mother of Jesus" was an example of the immaculate conception. Could Olive Oyl, mother of Swee' Pea, be an example of, "the Ultimate Deception"? That, somehow, she was able to carry (and deliver) a healthy baby for the appropriate amount of time without showing ANY signs of pregnancy??
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 09:48 AM
 
Originally Posted by BadKosh View Post
You better check with Betty Boop about all that.
Admit it, you are with me on this one. I'd 'hit' Betty Boop like nobody's business!

     
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Aug 20, 2012, 10:46 AM
 
Originally Posted by kimosABE View Post
Admit it, you are with me on this one. I'd 'hit' Betty Boop like nobody's business!
Only until Wilma Flintstone came by.
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Aug 20, 2012, 10:47 AM
 
ps Cartoon factoid. Wilma Flintstones maiden name was Slaghoople.
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Aug 20, 2012, 10:53 AM
 
This thread...
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 10:59 AM
 
Originally Posted by Doc HM View Post
ps Cartoon factoid. Wilma Flintstones maiden name was Slaghoople.
Nice factoid! Ok, here's a stumper. In their theme song the lyrics go...

"Let's ride with the family down the street..."

Recite the next line, if you can.

     
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Aug 20, 2012, 11:03 AM
 
I believe it is "courtesy of Freds two feet".

no google used here
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Aug 20, 2012, 11:05 AM
 
Popeye himself started out as a bit character in the Katzenjammer Kids strip. He was picked up by the US Govt as an advertisement for healthy eating.
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Aug 20, 2012, 11:06 AM
 
Wimpy Burgers ARE named after the character Wimpy in the Popeye strip
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Aug 20, 2012, 11:18 AM
 
The first married characters to be depicted on US TV as sharing a bed together were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Aug 20, 2012, 11:28 AM
 
That is actually amazing
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Aug 20, 2012, 11:51 AM
 
Originally Posted by Doc HM View Post
Popeye himself started out as a bit character in the Katzenjammer Kids strip. He was picked up by the US Govt as an advertisement for healthy eating.
Popeye was started as a hired sailor to sail Olive Oyls family and some friends around the Great Lakes in the comic strip Thimble Theatre before the shorts. The best reference seems to be the tin boxed set of earliest Popeye cartoons, which has the pre-censor days.
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 12:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doc HM View Post
I believe it is "courtesy of Freds two feet".
no google used here
Damn! You got all my respect, dude!
     
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Aug 20, 2012, 12:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by BadKosh View Post
Popeye was started as a hired sailor to sail Olive Oyls family and some friends around the Great Lakes in the comic strip Thimble Theatre before the shorts. The best reference seems to be the tin boxed set of earliest Popeye cartoons, which has the pre-censor days.
Wow! The level of cartoon knowledge here is impressive!

     
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Aug 21, 2012, 03:37 AM
 
Who is the only Warner Brothers cartoon character that doesn't have a name?
     
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Who is the only Warner Brothers cartoon character that doesn't have a name?
Just a wild guess, is it the singing, dancing frog?
     
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Just a wild guess, is it the singing, dancing frog?
Nope, that was Michigan J. Frog.
     
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Aug 21, 2012, 05:17 AM
 
So, why is it bad again that Olive has sex?
     
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Originally Posted by BadKosh View Post
Who is the only Warner Brothers cartoon character that doesn't have a name?
My first guess would be the road runner.
     
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My first guess would be the road runner.
KEEE-Rect!
     
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Aug 21, 2012, 11:12 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
So, why is it bad again that Olive has sex?
When you put it THAT way I'm forced to reconsider.

*Reconsidering*

Uh, maybe it's like contemplating the idea of one's parents having sex. It just seems wrong somehow.

     
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Originally Posted by BLAZE_MkIV View Post
My first guess would be the road runner.

Originally Posted by BadKosh View Post
KEEE-Rect!
Congratulations on a great question and a brilliant answer!

     
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So, why is it bad again that Olive has sex?
Didn't the smurfs teach you anything? Cartoon characters are never born. And their mothers don't conceive them.
     
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The first married characters to be depicted on US TV as sharing a bed together were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
And it tells you something about the absurd sexual attitudes of the U.S.A. that persist to this very day.
     
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Aug 21, 2012, 06:43 PM
 
No it shows you that people didn't want TV introducing their children to these things.
     
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No it shows you that people didn't want TV introducing their children to these things.
What? Children don't know mommy and daddy sleep in the same bed together?
     
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How do smurfs reproduce anyway? YouTube Page
     
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How do smurfs reproduce anyway?
Smucking?
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Smucking?
Heh, I had to look that word up!
     
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Every blue moon a new smurf shows up. Smurfet was made by Gargamel.
     
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And it tells you something about the absurd sexual attitudes of the U.S.A. that persist to this very day.
and your take on Bert and Ernie?
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Originally Posted by cjrivera View Post
Smucking?
     
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and your take on Bert and Ernie?
Ooooh, ooooh...can I take a stab at this one?
     
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Ooooh, ooooh...can I take a stab at this one?
Thats what he said.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Aug 22, 2012, 04:36 AM
 
OK so what cartoon characters were done using "Syncro-Vox" in the speaking parts?
     
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Why the hell does the Popeye song play when I open this thread? Which one of you jerks is invisibly linking to it?
     
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Not me. I wouldn't know how. But, on another tangent...

Popeye's singing voice is remarkable! He hits all the notes and he remains in-tune throughout. But when he hits the really low notes it makes my speakers noticeably vibrate.

And THAT reminds me of the scene in Howard Stern's award winning, autobiographical film, "Private Parts," where he's on the air and instructs afemale listener on the phone to position her home stereo speakers so shecan straddle them while he vocalizes sounds and noises and notes that are designed to make the home speakers vibrate excessively. In this way he would induce her to orgasm with his voice.

I wonder if any woman ever reached orgasm listening to Popeye's singing.

If there are any women who try this, please let us know how it went.

     
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Originally Posted by kimosABE View Post
Not me. I wouldn't know how. But, on another tangent...
Popeye's singing voice is remarkable! He hits all the notes and he remains in-tune throughout. But when he hits the really low notes it makes my speakers noticeably vibrate.
And THAT reminds me of the scene in Howard Stern's award winning, autobiographical film, "Private Parts," where he's on the air and instructs afemale listener on the phone to position her home stereo speakers so shecan straddle them while he vocalizes sounds and noises and notes that are designed to make the home speakers vibrate excessively. In this way he would induce her to orgasm with his voice.
I wonder if any woman ever reached orgasm listening to Popeye's singing.
If there are any women who try this, please let us know how it went.
I think the question is which women have *not* tried this with Popeye's smooth and resonant voice?

If there are a few that haven't, maybe we should enlist some volunteers Abe? Do you have any family members you could persuade? Grandparents tend to have a lot of free time, I bet they'd be game.
     
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Originally Posted by besson3c View Post

I think the question is which women have *not* tried this with Popeye's smooth and resonant voice?

If there are a few that haven't, maybe we should enlist some volunteers Abe? Do you have any family members you could persuade? Grandparents tend to have a lot of free time, I bet they'd be gamey.
Fixed.
     
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