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Penis enlargement
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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So who the hell buys this shite?
Somebody must do, otherwise the spammers wouldn't insist on littering my inbox. The latest: A patch. A penile enlargement patch. Gotta give them credit for creativity.
WHO KEEPS THEM IN BUSINESS?
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Feb 2003
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I DO. I was taking the pills for a while. Now I carry my dick on a cart. 
At the moment I'm considering a penis reduction program. It grew up so big that my wife sleeps in a locked room 
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There is no spoon
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Mac Elite
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OS X: Where software installation doesn't require wizards with shields.
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Junior Member
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It's not so much the spam I mind; I'm just worried about the security leak. I want to know who told all these strangers that I'm an impotent premature ejaculator with a tiny penis.
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www.gtplanet.net
www.neons.org
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Idiots. Morons. Fackwits.
"Among the people who responded in July to Amazing's spam, which bore the subject line, "Make your penis HUGE," was the manager of a $6 billion mutual fund, who ordered two bottles of Pinacle to be shipped to his Park Avenue office in New York City. A restaurateur in Boulder, Colorado, requested four bottles. The president of a California firm that sells airplane parts and is active in the local Rotary Club gave out his American Express card number to pay for six bottles, or $300 worth, of Pinacle. The coach of an elementary school lacrosse club in Pennsylvania ordered four bottles of the pills. "
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Forum Regular
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Its the vaginal-enlargement ads that worry me... 
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(Perpetuating detached, existentialist ennui since 2001)
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Dec 1999
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No enlargement needed 
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally posted by SupahCoolX:
No enlargement needed
Everyone hear that?
We all feel better knowing that now.
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Originally posted by SupahCoolX:
No enlargement needed
Me too. I'm a 14 incher.
When I get hard I have no blood left in my veins and I faint.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Everyone hear that?
We all feel better knowing that now.
Jealllloouuuuussss??? 
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Just curious, no seriously. But do these things work?
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Originally posted by itistoday:
Just curious, no seriously. But do these things work?
And you had the guts to recently ask if I was stupid? 
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
And you had the guts to recently ask if I was stupid?
Hmmm... hmmm......
hmmmm.....
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally posted by ambush:
Jealllloouuuuussss???
Jealous because I don't brag about my penus size on the internet?
Not at all.
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Jealous because I don't brag about my penus size on the internet?
Not at all.
'tis a jokey-joke man. chill
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Jealous because I don't brag about my penus size on the internet?
Not at all.
Do you really have a penus ??
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by itistoday:
Hmmm... hmmm...... hmmmm.....
Crash Test Dummies?
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
Crash Test Dummies?
Well, let's just say you've sucessfully crashed my brain and now ah... hmmm.... hmm.... I just wanted to know if they work. Not that I need them... it'd just be a nice, err... convenience shall we say?
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Statistically,
Taiwanese men have the smallest dicks in the world, with most women surveyed that they rarely ever approach a man with 6inch or more.
Lucky I�m not Taiwanese�.Hehehe
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Originally posted by Ken Masters:
Statistically,
Taiwanese men have the smallest dicks in the world, with most women surveyed that they rarely ever approach a man with 6inch or more.
Lucky I�m not Taiwanese�.Hehehe
sucks to be Taiwanese..
6 inch sucks 
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by itistoday:
Well, let's just say you've sucessfully crashed my brain and now ah... hmmm.... hmm.... I just wanted to know if they work. Not that I need them... it'd just be a nice, err... convenience shall we say?
Yeah... Ok... I have an acquaintance who seems to believe quite strongly that they don't work. I'm not entirely sure exactly how he knows that they don't work , but he's pretty adamant. So's his wife.
As always, YMMV.
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Mac Elite
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by Patrick:
Ah, but the question is: how well do they suck?
...and can one improve their suckiness by tattooing the word "Microsoft" on them?
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Banned
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Apparently, through the statistics, we actually had them at Uni.
People who live in Singapore, Taiwan and I think Malaysia (I think),
A vast majority said that giving Blow Jobs should be made illegal.
Oh yeah that also goes for China.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2001
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
...and can one improve their suckiness by tattooing the word "Microsoft" on them?
Who would have ever though that Microsoft would somehow make it's way into a conversation about Penis enlargement...
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Professional Poster
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Deleted due to being dull.
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally posted by itistoday:
'tis a jokey-joke man. chill
That is what I thought my reply was... 
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Senior User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Buenos Aires
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
... penus ...
"penus" sounds like "peanuts".
Freud has just had an orgasm.
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Y no entienden nada... ¡y cómo se divierten!...
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Originally posted by ambush:
Do you really have a penus ??
He goes to write "penis" and thinks "anus".
It's a subconscious thing.
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Actually I was writing it how it's pronounced.
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Mac Elite
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by awaspaas:
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER
...than the sharpener?
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Banned
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Actually I was writing it how it's pronounced.
Yeah yeah that's what they all say.
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally posted by Mastrap:
So who the hell buys this shite?
Somebody must do, otherwise the spammers wouldn't insist on littering my inbox. The latest: A patch. A penile enlargement patch. Gotta give them credit for creativity.
WHO KEEPS THEM IN BUSINESS?
I already asked the question
http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=169900
Apparently there are morons who buy from these spammers. 
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Nasrudin sat on a river bank when someone shouted to him from the opposite side: "Hey! how do I get across?" "You are across!" Nasrudin shouted back.
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally posted by ambush:
Yeah yeah that's what they all say.
Hey if that it what it takes to tug your boat, go for it.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Milan, Europe
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Originally posted by MindFad:
Internet C�ck? ---> Virtual (Reality) C�ck: Microsoft seems to have some "good business", here, after the acquisition of Virtual PC! 
P.S.: Damn, "****" is a censored item...
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The freedom of all is essential to my freedom. - Mikhail Bakunin
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2002
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It doesn't matter what you have but how you use it. How come there are no spam courses on mastering you d!ck usage? 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: California
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Originally posted by 11011001:
Who would have ever though that Microsoft would somehow make it's way into a conversation about Penis enlargement...
Even more bewildering is that someone would not yet have made the obvious pun with that name, given the context.
Somewhat off topic, but I guess I might relate the following old joke:
Bill Gates and Divine Brown were in a hotel room getting it on. After finishing, Bill lit up a cigarette and said "Damn, you're good. Now I know why they call you Divine." She smiled, nodded her head, and replied "Yeah, and now I know why you named your company Microsoft."
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Grizzled Veteran
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Originally posted by Patrick:
Even more bewildering is that someone would not yet have made the obvious pun with that name, given the context.
Order now your MICRO SOFT penis enlargement pills!!!! 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2002
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Penis augmentation. Bah. I needed penis reduction.
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I, ASIMO.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Originally posted by awaspaas:
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER
so, uh, where do I send my money for the penis mightier? Can I get a discount for like, 5 penis mightiers?
um, just out of curiousity. I don't need to use them
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Uncle Skeleton:
so, uh, where do I send my money for the penis mightier? Can I get a discount for like, 5 penis mightiers?
No your license does not allow this.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Spam works, telemarketing works. It is pathetic but people fall for it all the time. If it didn't work they would stop doing it over night.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
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I've always wanted a 10" penis, I thought about taking pills or patches, but didn't think they would work. So I have booked myself in now for an operation to make my penis 10", I'm having 3" cut off.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Oct 2001
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There is actualy a natural type of way of doing this should you desire it. Its called 'jelqing' (yeh thats the right spelling) and you type that in at google and click on the link that has the videos of how to etc.
Well if you think you need a larger member than you only need a couple of serconds of the video but apparently a very regular large do of this routine makes a difference
While sex sells
Pillls are for the needy
but jelqers ?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Originally posted by pcd2k:
There is actualy a natural type of way of doing this should you desire it. Its called 'jelqing' (yeh thats the right spelling) and you type that in at google and click on the link that has the videos of how to etc.
Hmm, looks like it's basically obsessive-compulsive jerking off with careful attention to a specific grip.
Heck, even if it doesn't grow your dong, I bet the lonely guys among us will happily keep on jelqin'.
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"I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up."
MacBook Pro 15" w/ Mac OS 10.8.2, iPhone 4S & iPad 4th-gen. w/ iOS 6.1.2
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
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"Peanuts?"
"It's a bit bulky, but I consider it 'carry-on'."
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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Originally posted by pcd2k:
There is actualy a natural type of way of doing this should you desire it. Its called 'jelqing' (yeh thats the right spelling) and you type that in at google and click on the link that has the videos of how to etc.
Well if you think you need a larger member than you only need a couple of serconds of the video but apparently a very regular large do of this routine makes a difference
While sex sells
Pillls are for the needy
but jelqers ?
Yeah, this does work... I mean uh... I've heard from a VERY reliable source that this works. Yeah, that's it.
ok, yes, it works. But it requires a great deal of diligence. One day at 10 minutes, the next day off, etc.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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