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mac-at-kearsarge
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Jan 18, 2005, 05:57 PM
 
Diabetes may reduce prostate cancer.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...es_cancer_dc_1
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Jan 18, 2005, 05:59 PM
 
Yeah, but regular prostate stimulation greatly reduces risk of prostate cancer
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 06:22 PM
 
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Yeah, but regular prostate stimulation greatly reduces risk of prostate cancer
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 06:26 PM
 
Really?
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 07:57 PM
 
Originally posted by kmkkid:


Interesting.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 07:59 PM
 
Well, one has to die of something! (eventually)
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Jan 18, 2005, 08:01 PM
 
Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
Well, one has to die of something! (eventually)
Oh really?

     
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Jan 18, 2005, 08:10 PM
 
Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Oh really?

How do you know he is alive? Looks quite dead to me.
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Jan 18, 2005, 08:15 PM
 
Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
How do you know he is alive? Looks quite dead to me.
I read it on MOSR.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 08:17 PM
 
Originally posted by ManOfSteal:


Interesting.
Indeed.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 08:19 PM
 
Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
I read it on MOSR.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 09:12 PM
 
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 09:18 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
You don't say?
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 09:27 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
This thread has officially won.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 10:02 PM
 
"This is proof..." not prove.
     
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Jan 18, 2005, 10:16 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
Practically impossible unassisted.
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Jan 19, 2005, 03:22 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
Did you research that all by your lonesome?
     
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Jan 19, 2005, 03:29 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
Yeah, a finger in the ass also can achieve the same effect, but it's a bit more strenuous.
<some witty quote that identifies my originality as a person except for the fact everyone else does the same thing>
     
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Jan 19, 2005, 03:31 PM
 
Dead Pope pix, radical.
     
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Jan 19, 2005, 05:58 PM
 
Originally posted by CD Hanks:
Yeah, a finger in the ass also can achieve the same effect, but it's a bit more strenuous.
Originally posted by synthfiend:
Did you research that all by your lonesome?
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Jan 19, 2005, 07:34 PM
 
Originally posted by Macfreak7:
"This is proof..." not prove.
whoa, my reaaly bad. Thats what I get for staying up late.
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Jan 19, 2005, 08:07 PM
 
oh man, i'm dying here. this thread is too good.

just that one statement
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
oh man, can you imagine what trips to the doctors for your prostate checkups would be like if this statement was not true?

oh man, Superchicken. thank you. i needed that. i can't stop laughing.
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Jan 19, 2005, 09:00 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
HEY .... wait a second. My doctor has some explaining to do
     
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Jan 19, 2005, 09:13 PM
 
Originally posted by Krusty:
HEY .... wait a second. My doctor has some explaining to do

     
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Jan 19, 2005, 09:19 PM
 
Originally posted by CD Hanks:
Yeah, a finger in the ass also can achieve the same effect, but it's a bit more strenuous.
Listen to this man, he's an expert in the field.

With a twist.
     
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Jan 19, 2005, 09:19 PM
 
Originally posted by MindFad:
This thread has officially won.
     
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Jan 19, 2005, 10:24 PM
 
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Listen to this man, he's an expert in the field.

With a twist.
Damn straight I do.

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Jan 20, 2005, 08:15 AM
 
Are you saying that people who die from Diabetes (or its complications) are less likely to live long enough to get prostate cancer?

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Jan 20, 2005, 01:01 PM
 
Actually if you rub between uhh... the front and the back you can also stimulate the prostate. Don't ask how I know this

By the way... you can't stimulate it with a penis easily without some help either at least... I assume so.
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 02:39 PM
 
Originally posted by synthfiend:
Did you research that all by your lonesome?
I believe he may have received some assistance from SWG.
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Jan 20, 2005, 03:55 PM
 
Originally posted by jcadam:
I believe he may have received some assistance from SWG.
What... cause he's gay? MacNN has tons of gay members... and if I was going to hop in the sack with someone... I certainly would pick someone a bit more agreeable than SWG.
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 04:10 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
For the record the prostate can be stimulated without a penis.
Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
Practically impossible unassisted.
D.I.L.D.O. oh wait, they dont have those over there right?

Any phallic shaped object then? a candle? (don't leave it in too long or it'll get soft and might break!) a cruci-fix? a beer can? (the 500ml variety) a marker pen? hell! Lot's of objects will do!
These people are Americans. Don't expect anything meaningful or... uh... normalcy...
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 05:21 PM
 
Originally posted by gerbnl:


D.I.L.D.O. oh wait, they dont have those over there right?

Any phallic shaped object then? a candle? (don't leave it in too long or it'll get soft and might break!) a cruci-fix? a beer can? (the 500ml variety) a marker pen? hell! Lot's of objects will do!
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I should hope that if I feel a need to stimulate my prostate I can find an object more suitable to the task than a symbol which embodies the greatest sacrifice known to this world.
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 05:32 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:

I should hope that if I feel a need to stimulate my prostate I can find an object more suitable to the task than a symbol which embodies the greatest sacrifice known to this world.
as religious symbols go, minarets have a more stimulating shape
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 06:01 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
Actually if you rub between uhh... the front and the back you can also stimulate the prostate. Don't ask how I know this
I *very* much doubt that you're actually stimulating the prostate, rather than just the base of the penis.
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 06:07 PM
 
Originally posted by John Q. Smith:
as religious symbols go, minarets have a more stimulating shape
Haven't you been repeatedly... slash constantly banned?
     
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Jan 20, 2005, 06:47 PM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
Haven't you been repeatedly/constantly banned?
uh no I'm John Q. Smith.. I behave much better than the other Smith
     
   
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