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Fat Barry · Jul 20, 2001, 06:03 PM

There's this PC store on Wilomina Ave, and this guy I went to elementary school with works there. He wears this sharkskin suit and brags about how he can make little old ladies buy used Win 95 boxes for over a $1,000. He sucks. He showed me his tower and it's 3 feet tall and has six fans and dual Athlons. All he does is collect warez and mp3's and porn for his Hotline and Gnutella servers. He doesn't even install any of his warez. He just collects them. He sucks.

I have a Ruby iMac one of my girlfriends gave me when she crashed my pontiac and couldn't repay me in cash. Once when I came back from this awesome county fair last year, me and my friend King Ludd made an imovie about the homemade donuts we brought back from the homemade donut booth. They were extra crispy deep-fried. King Ludd really liked them, but I prefered the corn dogs that fall. Then he puked in my bathroom after eating 17 of those crispy donuts. Man, that stank.

I love my iMac most of all because I can rip all my super Oasis bootlegs in iTunes. Oasis are the best rock band in the world and Champagne Supernova is their best song. It looks great with the iTunes visuals. I can drink root beer all day and just stare at that freaky thing, listening to Champagne Supernova extra loud. I thought it would help Kid A, but nothing in the world can make Kid A sound like music. Man, I hate Radiohead. They suck. Thom Yorke and his whiny voice suck. I'm gonna make an iMovie about Oasis pummelling Radiohead. I'm gonna be Noel, and King Ludd is going to be Thom (only he doesn't know it yet). I'm thinking of getting one of those new 700mhz iMacs with CD-RW so I can burn Oasis bootlegs and LL Cool J songs. Then I can perpetrate my excellent breakdancing moves to custom mixes. I'm the best breakdancer in Texas.

Okay, gotta go. Lorlene my newest girlfriend is picking me up and we're gonna go get enchiladas at Bernie's Enchilada and Burrito Factory down on Mason Street. Then maybe get some donuts and make out. Macs rule.

Sincerely, Fat Barry

PS. Those new G4 towers are sweeeeet.

[ 07-20-2001: Message edited by: Fat Barry ]

Skywalkers new Hand · Jul 20, 2001, 06:16 PM

Weird, but strangely compelling.

mr. natural · Jul 20, 2001, 06:23 PM

Weird, but strangely compelling.

I'll second that!

Welcome to the club, Fat Barry.

Timo · Jul 20, 2001, 06:31 PM

Keep the stories comin', Barry. Post the movies. Hyperbole is a beautiful thing.

T

georgius · Jul 20, 2001, 06:49 PM

...woah...Oasis? And iTunes??? Thats about as rique a combination with something English in it will get...still though... welcome aboard Fat Barry. Pass the root beer.

Play it cool

Avenir · Jul 20, 2001, 06:54 PM

Welcome, Fat Barry.

Korv · Jul 20, 2001, 07:26 PM

He's wierd. I think I like him.

Welcome Fat Barry.

Cipher13 · Jul 20, 2001, 08:20 PM

Welcome to MacNN

graphiteman · Jul 20, 2001, 08:33 PM

Welcome aboard Fat Barry

foobars · Jul 20, 2001, 09:04 PM

I don't know what it was about this post but all I can say is it kicks ass!

Welcome!

Bugs Bunny · Jul 21, 2001, 12:56 AM

Big_Boned people that eat donuts, and love Macs, RULE!! If you're gonna make out with the new chick whilst suckin' down a donut or 2, make sure they're CREAM donuts.....LOL

Jsnuff1 · Jul 21, 2001, 02:01 AM

hey bugs what part of upstate do u live in? are you near poughkipsee? sorry a litte off topic

IceEnclosure · Jul 21, 2001, 02:13 AM

Fat Barry.. yo, you're a funny dude... post your picture in the picture thread.. surely, as you can make an iMovie... you can post your pic... let's see some of those girlfriends of yours eating creamy donuts.. you know the kind.

Man, Radiohead's okay, but just to go along with the thread.. make that iMovie where you kick your friend's ass.. that'll be great.. I'm down with those 'SuperNova' dudes..

Better make a 2nd post.. we want more... I wanna see:

Fat Barry
Veteran Member
380 posts

stick around, man.. get that new iMac..
feed girls donuts.. hot, crispy donuts..

otis52 · Jul 21, 2001, 03:00 AM

What up Fattie B in the nine drizoe!! welcome to the pizoe..fo all da skizoes!! I love it when you call me Big Pa Pa.

pete.z · Jul 21, 2001, 04:50 AM

Welcome Fat Barry.
You sound like your'e going to fit in this community perfect.....

PeteL999 · Jul 21, 2001, 07:58 AM

enchiladas......sweeeet.

Welcome to the party

itomato · Jul 21, 2001, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by Skywalkers new Hand:
Weird, but strangely compelling.

Good God. Too true. Took the words right out of my mouth.

Fat Barry, I'd shake your hand if I could!

Cipher13 · Jul 21, 2001, 10:26 PM

I don't think he's comin' back...

Bugs Bunny · Jul 21, 2001, 10:29 PM

I don't think he's comin' back...

Too busy eatin' donuts & Tacos

ctt1wbw · Jul 21, 2001, 10:36 PM

Fat Barry. What a name. Reminds me of a sax player or a blues man. Welcome to the macnn community. Live and learn...

mr. natural · Jul 21, 2001, 10:57 PM

I don't think he's comin' back...

Awww, don't be so hasty on the poor lad.

He's probably too busy ravishing his jelly donut named Lorlene

[ 07-21-2001: Message edited by: mr. natural ]

daimoni · Jul 21, 2001, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Fat Barry:
I'm thinking of getting one of those new 700mhz iMacs with CD-RW so I can burn Oasis bootlegs and LL Cool J songs. Then I can perpetrate my excellent breakdancing moves to custom mixes. I'm the best breakdancer in Texas.

Party People... Fat B is in FULL EFFECT! We need more breakdancers of your caliber! I too, was once known for my superior brickwork and body rockabilities.

jagga · Jul 22, 2001, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by Bugs Bunny:


Too busy eatin' donuts & Tacos

Fish tacos?

Bugs Bunny · Jul 22, 2001, 02:11 AM

Fish tacos

Ya!!

Avenir · Jul 22, 2001, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by jagga:


Fish tacos?

no, I think they're pink... wait I can't post that...

<evil laugh>

Fredo · Jul 22, 2001, 02:29 AM

Allright my man, I like the stream of your consciousness.

Fat Barry · Jul 22, 2001, 05:25 AM

Man, what a Saturday. I had some seriously sexy cheese fries at Lorlene's house yesterday afternoon for lunch. Lorlene's mom got a bucket of jalapeno cheese sauce wholesale from the exact same distributer who sells to Holiday Inn. I put it on the fries, cauliflower, onions, corn, and my steak. It looked like a tasty cheddar volcano erupted on my plate. It was totally awesome with root beer. Lorlene is serious competition for my other girlfriends now. Her brother put Valbrem mag wheels on her Chevy Celebrity and she likes breakfast donuts. But she did turn down the volume on the Treacherous 3 and Kool Moe Dee when things got heavy Friday. She hasn't got taste in music, that's for sure.

When I came back from the club this morning there was a message from Debra on my machine. She's hot and sort of digs Oasis, but she smells weird, always wears black, and has a crush on that dumb Jude Law actor. She also likes Radiohead and that ugly Thom Yorke. The perfect woman is hard to find. Debra wants me to take her out again this Thursday. I'll do it, but she better not talk about Amnesiac or her do-nothing university library job. We'll probably go park, do it, and then have the enchiladas. I almost had to buy Lorlene some emergency Colgate because of the enchilada and crueller donut stink. Cruellers aren't donuts, they are more like pastry, and so they suck. Unless you eat them with root beer, then they don't suck.

I'm gonna watch some Oasis on iTunes now and then get some zzz's. I had to challenge a freak to a breakdancing contest at the club, and the victory frozen corn dogs I ate after I won already made me a bit sleepy. Yeah, those new G4's are sweet. I looked at the pictures on Apple's website again. I think the dual 800 mhz G4 probably rips MPEG2 for iDVD faster than any PC. That's some action! Macs rule!

Sincerely, Fat Barry

Cipher13 · Jul 22, 2001, 05:32 AM

Alrighty, riddle me this:

Are you:

A) another member in disguise?
B) a PC troll?
C) legit? Naw... can't be that one...

Forgive my scepticism...

Avenir · Jul 22, 2001, 05:34 AM

Fat Barry, I think I love you man....

damn, am I crying because I'm lauging so hard? or have my contacts just been in too long...

Yuri1419 · Jul 22, 2001, 12:07 PM

Alrighty, riddle me this:

Are you:

A) another member in disguise?
B) a PC troll?
C) legit? Naw... can't be that one...

Can't say I care. Sure beats the heck out of another thread about why girls scare PBD and his life sucks.... I'll be watching for more Fat Barry ramblings.

- - e r i k - - · Jul 24, 2001, 04:52 AM

This Fat Barry thread no longer makes me long for the promised MacNN Film Compo...

True, how hard it is to find the perfect girl. And now for some enchiladas.

zCatalYst · Jul 24, 2001, 05:00 AM

The perfect guy is the one that's hard to find... >sigh<

Avenir · Jul 24, 2001, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by zCatalYst:
The perfect guy is the one that's hard to find... >sigh<

careful, you post something like that on this board and you're going to be mobbed. hell, I might even be in that mob...

scaught · Jul 24, 2001, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Fat Barry:
I thought it would help Kid A, but nothing in the world can make Kid A sound like music. Man, I hate Radiohead. They suck. Thom Yorke and his whiny voice suck.
[ 07-20-2001: Message edited by: Fat Barry ]

i thought kid A was a pretty good record.

its all just enchiladas and cheese sauce, my brother.

OwlBoy · Jul 24, 2001, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Avenir:


careful, you post something like that on this board and you're going to be mobbed.

Too true (^v^).

-Owl