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Design219 has the sense of humor of Besson, the wit of Jawbone, the logic and intelligence of Abe, and the integrity of ButtSauce.
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And Bill Gates rugged good looks.
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Originally Posted by TheWOAT
Design219 has the sense of humor of Besson, the wit of Jawbone, the logic and intelligence of Abe, and the integrity of ButtSauce.
Yeowch...
Am I really that cheesy? I knew I wasn't the quickest, wittiest guy on the forums, but WOW...
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Actually, no one came to mind as slow witted so I just based it on your screen name.
Or did I?
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
I miss design218.
Made me laugh.
Reminds me of teh Dakars of old.
Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Are you kidding? I can't insult you. I just adore you too much for that. Adore, I say!
Nice use of sarcasm.
Originally Posted by TheWOAT
Design219 has the sense of humor of Besson, the wit of Jawbone, the logic and intelligence of Abe, and the integrity of ButtSauce.
I said insults, not complements.
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Originally Posted by design219
I said insults, not complements.
Best one so far.
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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case ...
they're nothing!
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
No. I revere you. Revere, I say!
as long as you don't Saugus him. That's illegal even in this state.
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Ted Kennedy thinks you are ugly, even after 12 beers.
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Originally Posted by TheWOAT
Ted Kennedy thinks you are ugly, even after 12 beers.
What about when he drinks heavily?
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Originally Posted by design219
I'd like to add to my collection of insults to have handy. Bonus points awarded for humor.
A free insult?
Perfect.
(Disclaimer: I have no idea anyone is on here and don't really care.)
Other disclaimer: The MacNN mods are accepting free flames while this thread is open, so tough. I guess the profanity got edited out automatically.
Why don't you shut your ****ing mouth and quit assuming **** that I don't say? You're just another ****ing worthless stuck-up who jumps to conclusions about everything, and they're ALL WRONG. No, I'm not backpeddling, I'm fixing a problem that you OBVIOUSLY MISREAD but won't see it that way because you have to keep getting on my back about every ****ing little thing that I say. GO **** OFF ASSHOLE.
There.
Not serious, by the way.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
What about when he drinks heavily?
Stop the hope, he'll never find you attractive.
Oh, wait, wrong object of insult.
-t
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Is it too soon for Heath Ledger jokes?
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Originally Posted by TheWOAT
Is it too soon for Heath Ledger jokes?
Go for it.
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never too soon...
Accountants around the world today are in a state of panic. It appears that they lost a Ledger.
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What do Jake Gylennhalâs cherry and a bottle of Paxil have in common?
They both got popped by Heath Ledger.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
as long as you don't Saugus him. That's illegal even in this state.
ROTFL! I wonder how many members outside of New England get this.
(BTW Andi*Pandi I never knew you were a "local". Sucks to be in 128 though.
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Originally Posted by design219
Go for it.
We'll see.
Ehh, you're not worth it.
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Originally Posted by TheWOAT
Ehh, you're not worth it.
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This is the most masochistic thread I've seen in a while. I wonder what brought this on.
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I plan to report you all.
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Originally Posted by design219
I plan to report you all.
-t
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Hey design219, my weekend project includes getting a lot of bricks and building houses for the homeless. That way your family will have a place to live.
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Originally Posted by design219
I plan to report you all.
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Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84
Hey design219, my weekend project includes getting a lot of bricks and building houses for the homeless. That way your family will have a place to live.
I don't get it.
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That insult was an insult to the insult thread.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I don't get it.
It originally said mom instead of family, but he wussed out and now it just makes no sense.
Mom jokes are weak anyway.
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I would've gone for the "living in a cardboard refrigerator box" route myself. But that's just me.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I don't get it.
Originally Posted by Dakar V
It originally said mom instead of family, but he wussed out and now it just makes no sense.
Mom jokes are weak anyway.
Seems that you two haven't changed any.
Originally Posted by osiris
I would've gone for the "living in a cardboard refrigerator box" route myself. But that's just me.
Hey design219, my weekend project includes getting a lot of bricks and building houses for the homeless. That way your family will have a better place to live instead of having to live in a cardboard refrigerator box.
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It loses something in the wordyness.
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true. Just testing it out.
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Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84
Seems that you two haven't changed any.
Wait...so you're implying that you're familiar with MacNN users...that you've been here before in some way, shape, or form? I'm so intrigued! Who could you possibly be??
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It worked for me.
But some valid points have been made. After much thought:
"Hey design219, my weekend project includes building houses for the homeless - now you can move out of the cardboard box."
or perhaps I'm beating a dead horse?
still... dropping the fridge.
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I give it a 3 out of 5. Minus one point for its verbosity.
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The best subtle insult I have heard was actually on a report card. A teacher wrote "works to his ability" in the notes section. His grade in the class was "D-".
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youre like school in the summa' time... Noooo claaaass
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Since some people don't like long winded posts. I edited it into a simple and conformed response.
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Obviously, he's not an English student at Berklee.
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Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84
Seems that you two haven't changed any.
Was there some expectation that we would? Or should? From whom?
Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84
Hey design219, my weekend project includes getting a lot of bricks and building houses for the homeless. That way your family will have a better place to live instead of having to live in a cardboard refrigerator box.
Originally Posted by design219
It loses something in the wordyness.
Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84
true. Just testing it out.
Wait, he doesn't get crap for not liking it either?
I'm sensing a conspiracy.
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Originally Posted by iM@k
ROTFL! I wonder how many members outside of New England get this.
(BTW Andi*Pandi I never knew you were a "local". Sucks to be in 128 though.
eh, I knew some of you would appreciate it.
and topic:
design219, your designs look like you did them in Ventura Pro Publisher using Powerpoint clipart.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
design219, your designs look like you did them in Ventura Pro Publisher using Powerpoint clipart.
Oh, damn, I asked for insults, but that's going too far.
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you couldn't get laid even if you had a fistful of $20s in a whore house.
better?
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Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84
better?
Well, I suppose, but have you priced whores lately?
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You have to buy them by the case, it's cheaper.
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Design219 was the inspiration for the character "Corky" on Life goes On.
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