No, I'm not selling it, so no "Take it to the marketplace" please.
I just got back from CompUSA, and I saw that they had the Olympus E-Volt E300 as a "managers special" (w/ lens) for $499. I don't know if it's a local thing or if all stores have such a deal (I was going to ask a sales goon, but it seems they only want to talk to me when I don't want to talk to them), but if you are in the market for a DSLR at a bargain price, it'd be worth checking into. I've used the E-Volt a couple of times, a friend of mine has one, and although I wouldn't say it's a top of the line DSLR, it's a pretty decent camera, especially for that price.
Here's the same camera on CompUSA's website for $820